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So the Vicar has been walking through the valley of the shadow of death as far as punts have been going recently. Luton and Hungarian disasters.
Vicar decided to leave middle European Luton and head to Lithuanian Hatfield for some tending of the flock. Two lovely lady offerings looked interesting and Vicar being tighter than a nun's nasty went for the cheaper of the two and was contacted. Also the more indulgent of the two was previously reviewed, with no 69 or French Kissing discussed, and Vicar does love to feast at the mouth and divine front bottom.(didn't remember this till later). Aided and abetted by a grand that an old client owed from last year, game on.
Chapter 1 The Genesis
Communication with Vera were excellent via textual message. OWO and frenchie confirmed. Time was agreed and the pope-mobile was set in motion. Arrived at the usual Aldi car park and reported.
External Link/Members Only Chapter 2- plagues and tribulations
The devil then struck, with the onset of the lady plague. At least was informed but the curmudgeon in the Vicar was starting to rise rather than the little Bishop. Plan B was about to be invoked but Vera text to say did one want to have a look at her friend. In a moment of curiosity agreed and went to the texted flat number. Not the famous flat, but one easy to find.
Chapter 3- Revelations
Nice gent let the Vicar into the vestibule before being able to buzz the room, which then meant a quick textualise to say BV's on the way up. No issues. Knocked and invited in. Vera answered, and I would say gentlemen that she's a very attractive, slim blonde, 18-20. She apologised profusely for the monthly plague and asked again if it was okay to bring her friend in. Viewed the vista (Cindy) and by God the spot was hit. YMMV, but it's Vicar's cup of tea. Photos accurate, if slightly brushed.
Chapter 4- the restoration
Agreed to see Cindy, as Bishop was more than happy.Plan B didn't look as good as her. 5'7 (guess) ,blonde, very attractive to the Vicar. Legs that go long, not an ounce of fat (though she said she wanted to lose 2 kilo). Lovely front bumpers (perky B and real, flat tummy with nice naval piercing). An arse, legs and holistically, body that made the cherubs sing and shoot arrows. On par or as aesthetically pleasing as Livia in a previous review. Lean and smooth. Skin perfect. £120 for hour. Shower on site requested, as the bangers were stashed.
Chapter 5 - the church service
100% Vicar went into the punt knowing tongue v tongue action was not going to happen and was concerned the Bishop would not be happy. But after a small time of relaxing, stroking, light kissing, things looked up...just like the Bishop. Kissing was nice, even without tongue, after rapport was formed. After the bodice came off, hallelujah.
Chapter 6 - the first service
OWO and CIM
Sooner rather than later, as their was a backlog.
Chapter 7- the interlude
Had a good conversation with "Cindy". Her English is excellent considering she's not English. Only a couple of parts of Vicar's expansive and somewhat eclectic vocab phased her. Very nice to be able to converse with the flock on a decent level. Discussed her proclivity on different likes and some other life stuff.
Chapter 8- second communion
After the nice interlube, the devout lady went about reviving the bishopric. More fine OWO. Then some RO which Vicar did with distinction. Lady parts were enjoyable. Bishop was happy. Cindy asked if Vicar and the little Bishop wanted to do the covered do. Usually just stick to OWO twice as the Bishop doesn't like to wear the hat. But said be quick and give it a go.
Chapter 9- the resurrection
For the first time in an age it happened, Cindy did a great job in cowgirl and Vicar popped in the hat. Usually only with OWO. She was very pleased when she was informed. Cowgirl was top to bottom, and that was outstanding.
Chapter 10- renewed belief
Vicar got the right girl in the end. After several shit punts, was nice to meet a lady that engaged, and fit as a posh butchers dog. fun and funny.
Chapter 11- return?
A return would be expected, if back in town. Fuck it, had a great time, even though doesn't offer the usual necessities of French kiss and 69. Had a good enough time to overcome those issues.
Chapter 12- conclusion
Cindy is interesting,sexy and funny . Vicar liked her a lot in the end. If your punt can be fulfilled by great oral, CIM, great conversation (for non native), non dfk, a 10/10 body, a fabulous cowgirl and a lady that does what she enjoys only, then all good. Anything more than a great vanilla punt with a stunner, walk on...wont be any fisting, fingers, watersports, anal etc.
Usually the non dfk would have been a dealbreaker, but personality and the body that made angels cry did it enough.
