Kirsty HOD House of Divine - Pimlico

[AL88]

Read about HOD - seemed a stable punt.

Saw Kirsty's profile, and read her reviews - looked pretty good indeed.
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Comms:
Simples;  Made a call to the cockney lady, asked for availability on the certain day that Kirsty was scheduled - easy.

Location:
7mins walk from Pimlico Tube.
Quiet residential street, grand building, buzzed in ground-floor flat.
Think I caught a glimpse of Imogen (not too sure tbh) - nothing special to be fair in real-life.
Had a shower in a nice little bathroom, then got ready in the room - has a nice B&B-type-feel to it.

Looks:
As with many punters' expectations vs. reality...  Her profile pictures looked AMAZING, almost like my dream girl (sultry, blonde, natural boobies, long legs, golden skin, luscious lips etc.), but when I saw Kirsty in the flesh, fair enough, she had a tight fit body (Size 6/8 I reckon), but to me personally, her face was probs a 5.6-5.9/10.
I was a bit disappointed as I was (ridiculously) expecting a 9/10.
She ain't blonde neither - was brunette, with random blonde highlights, and her skin wasn't golden - more leathery tan.
Tattoos were ok, but noticed her C-section scar, + also a tummy scar (did some research on the tinternet - like a "lapparatomy scar"?).

In her favour, she had GORGEOUS lips with piercing, hazel eyes, but to me, she looked liked (after a few bevvies, in the dark, tired), like a poor man's Mila Kunis.
Age around 28 I say, from Romania.

Cost:
£130/hr

Action:
Started to grind against me - nice ass.
Groped her breasts - most likely a boob job, they look good, but in all honesty, I think I am tending towards preferring the natural breasts look & feel nowadays.
Some good FK/DFK action, but got put off due to a little bit of cigarette-taste.
Not the most pearly-of-whites neither.
But a very good FK/DFK nonetheless.

Had some AWESOME OWO - her technique is very very good - does a swirly thing with her tongue whilst taking the whole cock in mouth, DT, my cock was glistening & happy.
Then did a sideways 69 (that's when I noticed the scars), and her pussy did taste pretty good.
Her pussy was tight as fuck as well, though I don't know whether she was Kegel-ing, or just naturally born with a great tight pussay.

Maybe she was tired, or that I wasn't her cup of tea, but I noticed she wasn't that wet.
So I put her on her back and did some RO & rimming; All tasting very clean.

I will blow my own trumpet - my cunnilingus is usually absolutely superb &I can usually bring girls to cum hard, but I was very disappointed with myself this time round as I couldn't get Kirsty's tight twat wet at all, and she almost looked bored when I glanced up at her.  Absolute fail for me 

I then got her to CG me (she puts on the johnny with her sexy mouth - top dollar) - got a little bit bored looking at her, so span her round in reverse CG.
She has AWESOME twerking technique here, and I loved seeing her pussy lips wrap around my cock up and down.  Her asshole did have a little skin-tag (didn't put me off) - ass was pert, clean and nice.
Wanted to CIM, so got her to do more of her awesome OWO, and came my hot spunk into her mouth, which she then emptied into a little random plastic doggy-bag-thing.

Had a chat afterwards, a bit GFE; very easy-going & acceptable bants.  She came across like a "bad girl trying to be good", but still shagging 10 guys a day, I think sincerely enjoys her work, always tries to make clients happy - commendable indeed.

Had a shower, she said her goodbyes to have a "cigarette outside", I said goodbye to the nice cockney lady, then I returned back to my missus who had cooked me dinner at home.

Return?:
Kirsty is a lovely girl, has skills, friendly & clean place, lovely cockney lady, but probs wouldn't return.

[vt]

Hehe, sounds like you wanted to bang the Cockney maid lady instead! 

I saw Kirsty once in passing when visiting her 'cousin' Kim, I wasn't blown away by her facial looks either, but she usually gets good comments on her service.

[mindthegap]

In the pics she looks like a young Kim Basinger, appaling that in reality she was more like the school dinner lady.

[vt]

In the pics she looks like a young Kim Basinger, appaling that in reality she was more like the school dinner lady.

No, she's not a munter by any means and she has a tidy body. I would have said closer to 7 for her face and I saw her without make-up.

[James21a]

Agreed - I saw her a few weeks back, not stunning facially but pretty. If our dinner ladies had looked like her I would have actually turned up to school.

As the OP outlines the issue is the disparity between the HOD sales pitch and the real world. They do market her like you're getting a young Kim Basinger  - their twitter posts and retweets of a couple of guys who have gone so fluffy for her they've lost the plot, make her out to be a early 20s blonde supermodel with mindbending sexual powers. Whereas she's a late 20s brunette Romanian, who seems to like her job.

Not gonna do a standalone review because it'd be (borderline) positive and coming straight after a neutral, from a 1-post lurker, it'll turn into the usual 'you're a white knight/hod employee/Kirsty herself' howls of protest.

Also my experience was broadly similar to JF88's.Though no FK, let alone DFK for me; those lips stayed stealed.

She evidently has a business plan, which is to fuck as much of London and Milton Keynes as possible in as short a time as possible, then head home. Long term rep for looks/profile accuracy less important than getting the diary fully booked.

Fair play though - hard worker, wants you to leave happy, laid-back and a good laugh: not exactly typical Romanian traits. Just worth taking the whole blonde nympho sales pitch with a massive pinch of salt.

[BootsnBunches]

So facially, which famous person is a lookalike or would score similarly? She's been on my reserve list for a while. I've always thought it would be handy to see her whilst seeing someone else first though, or as a walk-up in MK.

[vt]

Agreed - I saw her a few weeks back, not stunning facially but pretty. If our dinner ladies had looked like her I would have actually turned up to school.

As the OP outlines the issue is the disparity between the HOD sales pitch and the real world. They do market her like you're getting a young Kim Basinger  - their twitter posts and retweets of a couple of guys who have gone so fluffy for her they've lost the plot, make her out to be a early 20s blonde supermodel with mindbending sexual powers. Whereas she's a late 20s brunette Romanian, who seems to like her job.

Not gonna do a standalone review because it'd be (borderline) positive and coming straight after a neutral, from a 1-post lurker, it'll turn into the usual 'you're a white knight/hod employee/Kirsty herself' howls of protest.

Also my experience was broadly similar to JF88's.Though no FK, let alone DFK for me; those lips stayed stealed.

She evidently has a business plan, which is to fuck as much of London and Milton Keynes as possible in as short a time as possible, then head home. Long term rep for looks/profile accuracy less important than getting the diary fully booked.

Fair play though - hard worker, wants you to leave happy, laid-back and a good laugh: not exactly typical Romanian traits. Just worth taking the whole blonde nympho sales pitch with a massive pinch of salt.

A borderline positive with as much balance & insight as you show in this post would likely have been well-received, but I do understand your hesistance. 

Do stick around and contribute more! 

[TrevorN]

Sorry to notice she did look as to your expectations,  gallery pics of HOD ( aka PIMPS ) are over done to entice you in . Best is give the PIMPS at HOD a swerve when your next punt calls .

[vt]

Sorry to notice she did look as to your expectations,  gallery pics of HOD ( aka PIMPS ) are over done to entice you in . Best is give the PIMPS at HOD a swerve when your next punt calls .

Hmmm, yes, but very few AW indies have totally honest photos on their profiles either, it's not good, but sadly it's part of the game. 

You can find more candid photos on the HoD Twitter...as long as they haven't blocked you!   

[AL88]

Fair do's.

On reflection, Kirsty does actually probably earn a borderline positive - as it was only my ridiculous expectation wasn't Mey; but her attitude and skills were more than acceptable.

Hopefully ADMIN could amend the rating to Positive (borderline).
Not overly bothered if ADMIN cannot.

Will certainly contribute more as my punt tally increases.

[AL88]

*wasn't met

[vt]

Fair do's.

On reflection, Kirsty does actually probably earn a borderline positive - as it was only my ridiculous expectation wasn't Mey; but her attitude and skills were more than acceptable.

Hopefully ADMIN could amend the rating to Positive (borderline).
Not overly bothered if ADMIN cannot.

Will certainly contribute more as my punt tally increases.

It's your review and if you felt neutral was right when you wrote it, that's very likely what it should be.

You said you probably wouldn't return, that is usually a good indication a neutral/negative rating.

Some guys have added one or two positive aspects they enjoyed, but that isn't reason enough to go changing the rating.

[boardyhell]

i have seen kirsty about 5 times,before she went away before christmas,she did have dyed blonde hair
since she has come back,she has put on a couple of pounds and her hair is no longer blonde
i really enjoyed her especially before christmas,a combination of looks ,friendliness and a blinding bj
i think i reviewed her (positive )
she gave me a five minute warning to ensure that i came
i personally rate her facially at least a 7.5
i have seen many girls and rate her way above most of the girls at hod,i have also seen a few stunners at a high rate that were crap
for looks bj and friendliness ,personally its a strong positive especially at 70 squids

[raj676]

Yesterday had the privilege of visiting Kirsty (in MK). I rarely write about my punts - but Kirsty was absolutely mindblowing! Her body, face and her top class pussy was heaven! I spent quite a lot of time sucking and licking her pussy juices which tasted divine, before fucking her in cowgirl and miss with a CIM..While giving her a reverse oral she cummed and asked me to lick her cum! I can still hear those words! the way she was sucking her fingers while I was fucking her and then she dipped her finger into her wet pussy and asked me to lick those juices! blimey!

I have punted with several girls over the years - Kirsty is the best I have ever had sex with. Top class..cant wait to fuck her again soon.

[BootsnBunches]

Sound like I missed out. I saw Joanna today and think o should have opted for Kitsty!

[doughboy]

Yesterday had the privilege of visiting Kirsty (in MK). I rarely write about my punts - but Kirsty was absolutely mindblowing! Her body, face and her top class pussy was heaven! I spent quite a lot of time sucking and licking her pussy juices which tasted divine, before fucking her in cowgirl and miss with a CIM..While giving her a reverse oral she cummed and asked me to lick her cum! I can still hear those words! the way she was sucking her fingers while I was fucking her and then she dipped her finger into her wet pussy and asked me to lick those juices! blimey!

I have punted with several girls over the years - Kirsty is the best I have ever had sex with. Top class..cant wait to fuck her again soon.

Five, yes 5, posts and every single one of them has been about HoD or Annabellas MK, and how amazingly gorgeous the girls are. Call me a cynic but it does make me wonder if you're connected to the HoD establishment.

[vt]

Yesterday had the privilege of visiting Kirsty (in MK). I rarely write about my punts - but Kirsty was absolutely mindblowing! Her body, face and her top class pussy was heaven! I spent quite a lot of time sucking and licking her pussy juices which tasted divine, before fucking her in cowgirl and miss with a CIM..While giving her a reverse oral she cummed and asked me to lick her cum! I can still hear those words! the way she was sucking her fingers while I was fucking her and then she dipped her finger into her wet pussy and asked me to lick those juices! blimey!

I have punted with several girls over the years - Kirsty is the best I have ever had sex with. Top class..cant wait to fuck her again soon.

Yes raj, you are gushing even more than Kirsty!! 

You probably need to take off your rose-tinted specs next time you punt and tell us the most disappointing aspects as well as the good bits, it'll make your comments that bit more realistic, we all know these girls aren't perfect. 

[boardyhell]

actually looking back i think i should rated kirsty higher,i found her very attractive and her services spot on
she does have that ability to make you feel a bit special,and a nice girl as well

[raj676]

Fucked Kirsty last Friday again for an hour - with lots of focus on her brilliant tasty pussy and ass hole. Was licking her ass hole while she was fingering her pussy occasionally dipping her fingers into my mouth -- she was great.

But - apparently Friday was Kirsty's last day - she said she might not return. she is off to romania.

my next would be to try Dollar..has anyone tried her at Annabellas?

[raj676]

also after fucking 7 girls at annabellas (I love the girls there!) - I realised it always better to go for 30 mins rather than 120 mins..apart from maddie - who I got to fuck twice in a hr - all the other girls ended up chatting!

[TrevorN]

raj676 Cheers for the info . So they go stale after 30mins on a 1hr booking .