Thai Relaxation Therapy - Elm Park, Hornchurch.

[Stitch]

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Just back from my first visit to this nice establishment right by Elm Park Station on the District Line.
Come out of the station. Cross the road & turn to the right. There are some stairs that lead down to some shops, takeaways and a car park. 30mins free, £1.50 for up to 2 hours. Free on Sunday's.
Nice greeting room as you enter and was shown to one of the 5 treatment rooms. All looked very clean, tidy and very cozy ! Mattress on the floor with Asian style coverlngs. They have showers as well which I did not see or use.
I had the pleasure  of Jenni, I would say around the late 30's / early 40's. Great personalility and puts you straight at ease. Handed over my £40 for my hour of massage and got undressed. She came back a few moments later into the darkened room with a full length mirror running along the side of the mattress (very useful). A few friendly words and she was straight down on the mattress, pulling my legs apart as she crawled her up between them, hands rubbing away. On went the oil and a very nice massage commensed. Bits of chat here and there from both off us as she took a liking to teasing my crack. She asked if I'd like more of that ? I said lots and negotiations began. She suggested full B2B with anything else you want for £80. Fortunately they take cards as I didn't bring that much cash in with me. Off came her clothes, lots more oil and about 10 mins of her beautiful firm tits and big nips sliding up and down my back and teasing my crack even more.
Time to roll over (she looked okay) , more oil and lots more rubbing, now teasing the old chap between her lovely tits. About 10 mins of that when I asked her to turn round so we could enjoy some 69 OWO (nice smooth, tasty shaven pussy). She got me a little too close to popping, so with her on her back, on goes the raincoat and lots of nice pumping until I'm drained. Well worth it.
She cleans me up and rubs me down with the paper towel and asks if I want to use the shower.

Summery, Ive had my eye on this place for a while, but had seen very little in the way of reviews for it. I used to visit Romford Massage, but no more since they moved to Collier Row and I'm now a regular at Zen Therapy by Upminster Bridge. Distance wise (Zen & Thai) they are both one stop away from me in Hornchurch and both right close to the station. I really like Zen, but I think Thai wins it for me at the moment. More visits planned.
There was also a younger girl in there, early 20's who had one of those painted doll type faces. I want her next time !!!

[socksfellan2]

Thanks for the review, this place seems promising.

Did she say £80 extra for b2b or £80 in total?

[Stitch]

Thanks for the review, this place seems promising.

Did she say £80 extra for b2b or £80 in total?

In total.

[djs1969]

Thanks stich for review-good to no there are other options in the area

[socksfellan2]

Fellas!

I've recently visited this massage place and I'm going to write a review too. But I'll give you the info here first   

The shop was easy to find, and it had rows of parking spots in front with about 10 shops side by side. Also there's an underground station right next to it with stairs leading down to the mini 'centre'.

As I entered, the room was fairly large with lots of decoration. Only 1 lady was sitting down on her phone and instantly got up and said Hi. She was a shorter woman with make up on and great cleavage.

Leading me in, toward a corridor of sorts with rooms on either side I came into vision of another punter  . I don't think he saw me but it was super cringe. The lady realised this too and ushered him into a room.

Having stepped into one of the rooms, it was very well decorated with fake flowers, designs, pillows and there was a mattress in the floor that was flat (unlike typically bed one) and side mirror across which was nice.

After having taken a shower (which meant I had to get naked in my room and go across the corridor) we began the massage. She stood on my back and legs, thoroughly massaged my weak spots and listened to instructions even with a language barrier.

Slowly through the massage she would readjust my towel that laid on my arse and eventually whipped it off lol... At 35mins or so, she began massaging my booty and hamstring and spread my legs and solid card swipes. I didn't complain.

Now the conversation to begin extras began talking about an imaginary friend called David who had been there before. I asked her what she does, suggesting I wanted a BJ.

She refused oral, even covered because she doesn't do that but openly said her colleagues might. After determining what she does do, I decided on a HJ with B2B

In hindsight, she didn't really give me a proper B2B massage but rather let me suck her nipples and feel her body. She took off her top only. She let me feel her arse and tits, and legs.

Her HJ was pretty good in comparison, used lots of oil and slowed down and edged me a little.

She wiped me down afterwards.

All in all, HJ + 'B2B' (really just feeling her topless) = £40

Massage for an hour cost £40 too

Would I go back? Maybe it was a positive experience but not amazing that would keep me from trying a new place.

[socksfellan2]

In total.

I paid for 80 too but Jenni wasn't available. The lady who worked with me offered much less. 

[joe diddley]

Sounds as though it would probably pay to call in advance and ask specifically to make a booking with Jenni. YMMV at these kinds of places. £80 for everything including the massage, OWO and FS, as provided by Jenni, is very good at this kind of place. £80 for massage and what seems to be basically topless HR, as per the second report, is a little bit over the odds. For £40 beyond the £40 massage I would hope that a proper B2B would be provided. Beyond the £40 for an hour's massage, I would expect to pay (if on offer) £20 for HR, £30 for topless HR with some above the waist touching, £40 for proper B2B, £50 for naked + oral, and perhaps £60 for FS. This of course is my understanding of how prices should and do work for the more reasonable and accommodating girls, but as stated above YMMV with you sometimes striking out and other times finding the mother lode.

Thanks for the informative reports from both of you.

[djs1969]

I visited there recently ( see my review) both times was with a lolder lady named Anna, the 1st time was £40 massage - then an Extra £80 for b2b I declined as only 15-20 mins left so opted for £20 he.
2nd time she recognised me and offered b2b (£80) within 5 mins, I say to much with £40 for massage and offered £50 she say for topless only so I say no just He .
I am sorry call me tight but £40 +£50-£80 for some old issan bargirl is too much.
In her defence the massage was good and I maybe will go again but ask for diff girl.

[sparkus]

Makes me laugh, these way out places dialling up their prices like that. Comedy.

[djs1969]

What annoys me is they are asking for wg rates and not providing the full service
I find the best thing to piss them off is to let them go through rates and what they will do - then so I have basic He , I would have hoped they would get the hint they are to dear .or like most bargirls would lose trade for the next easy punt .

[JamesKW]

I visited there recently ( see my review) both times was with a lolder lady named Anna, the 1st time was £40 massage - then an Extra £80 for b2b I declined as only 15-20 mins left so opted for £20 he.
2nd time she recognised me and offered b2b (£80) within 5 mins, I say to much with £40 for massage and offered £50 she say for topless only so I say no just He .
I am sorry call me tight but £40 +£50-£80 for some old issan bargirl is too much.
In her defence the massage was good and I maybe will go again but ask for diff girl.

I agree and it seems for the same £80 services differ significantly from girl to girl,I think except for maybe getting a skilled massage these places seem a complete ripoff when it comes to other services.I always find I have to negotiate down which takes some of the edge out of it.

[Stitch]

Another trip to Zen today (Monday) Quick phone call around mid day and was told 3 girls were working and the names mentioned. Didn't recognise any of them, but said I'd be there shortly.
On arrival, was met by the usual host who remembered my name and was shown to room 1 where 'Apple' (I kid you not) was waiting to greet me.
Chinese, mid 30's. Nice looking and great body. Speaks good English. Only works here on Mondays.
I had a shower before getting on the bed whilst Apple waited to help be dry off. She gives a good massage, I was so relaxed, it was a struggle not to nod off. No objections to my hand running up and down her leg when she was at my side.
She then brought up the subject of a HE. I suggested a BJ and she came back with she would do B2B. How much ?? £40, which I thought was good value. Off came her kit.
Then whilst I was still on my front, lots of playing with my balls and crack and reaching under to the old feller. Told to turn over and straight away my head is between her lovely firm tits. They were soon in my mouth ! She then jumps up on the bed for a bit of a body rub and settles by the old boy and starts licking my balls and shaft. At no time did my cock go in her mouth. No objections to a bit of fingering from me and got her over face for some RO. She finished me off with a well oiled HJ and came all over her tits.
So, £45 for the massage & £40 for the B2B. Well pleased with this one and would visit her again.

[Stitch]

Oops, posted this on the wrong thread. Should be in Zen Therapy - Upminster 

[Cali30]

I went a couple of months ago. Jesus I struggle with previous reviewers descriptions. It is a grubby place with about 3 rooms at back of a huge “front office” which was in itself grubby. I saw the famous Jenni - who in my opinion was about 50. The positive is she knew about massage.
The negative somebody in this site actually decided to fuck her!.
I didn’t and I would not want to.

[Stitch]

I went a couple of months ago. Jesus I struggle with previous reviewers descriptions. It is a grubby place with about 3 rooms at back of a huge “front office” which was in itself grubby. I saw the famous Jenni - who in my opinion was about 50. The positive is she knew about massage.
The negative somebody in this site actually decided to fuck her!.
I didn’t and I would not want to.

Thank you for your kind up-date on this establishment and for questioning my interpretation of what I saw and indeed pumped. Personally, I quite enjoyed the ride.

I think you may have been a victim of a switch or something. Failing that, may I suggest a visit to Specsavers !!  You then have the front to comment on the condition of this place, when in one of your two own mediocre reviews ( One Neg, One Neutral), you brag that you've frequented a real dump with sticky carpets etc etc THREE TIMES !!

May I suggest you get out and about a bit more and post more constructive reviews & posts rather than slag off other contributors of this forum