Author Topic: Emma English GFE - Milton Keynes  (Read 3175 times)


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Offline doughboy

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A bit of a weird experience and I'm still feeling bemused by it all now but bear with me...

Reading up on YLF's punting exploits in London had me wanting some action but I couldn't get to London, so had a look at what was close to me. Had a few errands to run in MK this morning and so decided to see if Emma was available. She's been on HL ever since she started working in MK again (partly because she looks decent and partly because of the lack of choice in the area).
Comms - can't be faulted, didn't pick up my initial call but then replied promptly to my text and even returned my call. Agreed time of meet and duration and gave me clear instructions on where the flat was and how to enter. Followed this up with a text, clear instructions again.

Location - flat in the Hub part of MK, free parking in Sainsburys and busy enough place for people not to notice comings and goings. Flat itself was fit for purpose.

Girl - describes herself as having a stunningly beautiful face, which is a bit of a stretch. She's a pretty girl and if she started chatting to you at the bar, you'd have a flirt back but not someone I would turn around for if I passed in the street. Facially, I'd say she's a 6/10. Bodywise, she's in good shape with some nicely done bolt ons, responsive nipples, and a size 8 figure. Nice shaped arse too. Clean shaven and clean smelling. She is easy to talk to and does make an effort with conversation. Lovely voice. First reactions, she seemed like a nice girl.

Services - as mentioned by other reviewers, she is very vanilla. Offers anal but no CIM or other PSE services. I did enjoy FK into DFK, sucking on her nipples, fingering her pussy and ass, OWO, RO, rimming and multiple positions.

Paid £70 for 30 minutes.

The meet - I arrived on time, well coiffured and smelling good. Followed the instructions up to her room and was let in by Emma. She was dressed in nice black lingerie and looked good, so I didn't think about walking. Led me into the room where we made small talk and I undressed. Left the money on the side and popped into the bathroom to freshen up, by which time she'd stashed the cash, stripped naked and was laying on the bed. Ok, I usually like to undress the WG but no probs, went and joined her on the bed.

What followed was mutual caressing and FK. She enjoys having her boobs/nipples played with and doesn't object to fingering. A few minutes of this and I decide to take control. Roll her onto her back and work my way from her face to her pussy. Fairly responsive to my attempts, a few fake moans and groans. Getting bored of this, I ask Emma to return the favour. She lubes my cock up and starts giving me OWO. Not memorable but not as bad as a previous reviewer had reported. 15 mins into the punt, I ask her to rubber me up and we go into mish. She's got a tight pussy and doesn't use lube, so it was a struggle getting the girth in but once I did, it felt good. I didn't want to build up too much pace because if I did, I'd pop my load like a 14 year old looking at his first porn mag. Other positions enjoyed were doggy and CG. There were a few times in mish and doggy, where I had to stop because I was going to pop but managed to gain control of the situation. The importance of me telling you this will come to light further on. Anyway, in CG and I'm banging away and she's moaning and writhing away and I stop for second, to which she says 'got you, didn't I?'. I reply, 'no, not quite' to which she replies, 'for fucks sake' and starts grinding again. Call me weird, but this put me off and I knew then that I wouldn't be able to come in the rubber. I ask politely if she would give me a blow job to completion, knowing she doesn't do CIM. She grudgingly climbs off, whips the rubber off and starts moaning about how she doesn't like the taste of rubber etc. I tell her, 'look, don't worry about the oral, just wank me off please'. What ensued was a pretty rough handjob but it did the job and I came.

So, up to this point it's been a positive encounter. She looks like her profile pics, she delivers her likes list and she was accommodating with the position changes. She wasn't the most engaging person and was too mechanical for my liking but this is down to the lack of chemistry between us. You can't win them all, right?! Her attitude changing towards the end pissed me off but I was still prepared to give her a positive because a neutral would have been unfair. It was a very weak positive but still.

The reason for the negative? Read on.

So, I've popped my seed all over myself and the bed. She climbs off the bed to get some wipes and has to move the rubber from on top of the pack. She notices some pre-cum in the rubber and then launches into a proper tirade.

In a mocking tone of voice, she says 'oh, I didn't think I'd cum but I'm a greed wanker who wants to cum twice'.

'Huh', I say, 'I haven't come twice, it's pretty obvious'.

'Oh fuck off you wanker, you have cum twice, the rubber is full of your cum, do you know how dangerous that is. You just wanted to cum twice in the half hour, that's why you stopped so many times. And the funny thing is, you can afford to pay me for cumming twice but you're a sneaky wanker, who came twice and doesn't want to pay for it', is her reply.

I'm a little bit shocked at this point. Never had this happen with a WG. Had some shit punts but nothing like this. And as much as I like to think my skills in the sack are legendary, there is no fucking way in hell that I'm going to: a) keep an erection after I've cum; and b) get another erection with 15 minutes at least.

So, I explain this to her and she's having absolutely none of it. She's storming around between the fuck room and another room, telling me to get dressed and fuck off. She then tells me that I'm over-time and hurry up and fuck off because she has another client coming. I look at my watch, I've not even been there 30 minutes and tell her this. She says, 'yeh but you came a couple of minutes early so you've had your time. Can't believe you're such a wanker, you knew you came twice. And after I changed positions like you asked. People like you are scum. Keep your fucking £70, it's not worth it. Fucking hell, the things I have to do to pay my rent' etc etc. And no, she didn't give me the £70 back so I can only assume she wanted a further £70 from me for allegedly cumming twice. 

As you can probably gather, I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there. Walking back to the car, all I could think about was being treated like a complete cunt without even stopping to listen to what I had to say. She does state that you can only cum once in a 30 minute appointment, and even if I could shoot 2 loads in 30 minutes, I'd still respect that.

Anyway, if you do see her then beware, she seems a little bit bi-polar.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2017, 01:27:09 pm by doughboy »

Offline Sweettunes

Your being generous with a neutral...

Would have to be a negative for me, she starts abusing you on the assumption you came twice with your super human recovery skills and super charged cock....

And to be honest if it's in your allotted time  she can suck it up and shut the fuck up.

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Offline Cunning Punt

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Good, descriptive review - thanks. Very useful as she's on my HL - but not any more.  :hi:

She sounds a complete nutter and, for an older woman who is supposedly experienced escort, not much idea if she doesn't understand about pre-cum and male erections.

She's been on HL ever since she started working in MK again (partly because she looks decent and partly because of the lack of choice in the area).

Eh? In addition to a few indies including the odd tourer, there are two HOD brothels in MK!
MK is the town with probably has the most (reasonable quality) choice in the South East, but not compared to London obviously.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2017, 08:37:07 pm by Cunning Punt »

Offline oldskool

Having punted her and had the same thoughts as you, good body, nice plastic tits, good kissing etc.
Agree about the face too, 6/10... I read with much anticipation how it was going to end up a negative as from my experience with her I'd have given her a soft positive as it was good but not an overly memorable Punt where I wouldn't probably return.
But fuck Yeh that deserves a negative, any vague thoughts of return gone on that one...

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Offline doughboy

Good, descriptive review - thanks. Very useful as she's on my HL - but not any more.  :hi:

She sounds a complete nutter and, for an older woman who is supposedly experienced escort, not much idea if she doesn't understand about pre-cum and male erections.

Eh? In addition to a few indies including the odd tourer, there are two HOD brothels in MK!
MK is the town with probably has the most (reasonable quality) choice in the South East, but not compared to London obviously.

Agreed, two parlours and a handful of indies. The parlour girls are grossly over-sold by the mgmt. World class photoshopping and years missing from actual ages, using old pictures etc. The indies are mostly skanky Roms or touring girls that don't hang around long enough. Being from London until not so long ago, it's not much of a comparison. I'm not complaining, it stops me from punting too regularly!

Offline oldskool

Agreed, two parlours and a handful of indies. The parlour girls are grossly over-sold by the mgmt. World class photoshopping and years missing from actual ages, using old pictures etc. The indies are mostly skanky Roms or touring girls that don't hang around long enough. Being from London until not so long ago, it's not much of a comparison. I'm not complaining, it stops me from punting too regularly!

Agreed the parlour girls pretty much never meet pictorial expectations... Lots to choose from in mk but mostly average at best bar a few exceptions every now and then

Offline fettish008

Looks like I had a lucky escape.I was thinking of booking her this morning and it would have been a long drive for me to visit her.thanks for the review.

Offline Dr Watson 60

Beware folks. This WG used to be known as  Emma English GFE based in Rickmansworth. I have punted with her and based on my original experience would give her only just a positive. In trying to arrange a subsequent booking found her very unreliable- made one confirmed booking- travelled 25+ miles to her place only to get  the old excuse of " my period has come on unexpectedly".. Do WG's till use this old excuse ?  At our first meeting she told me that she was doing a degree course at Leicester Uni and was moving to MK as the travelling was easier. Funny how, when she moved to MK her AW profile mentioned that she now had a zero hours contract job. She probably flagged this up to cover her unreliability. There was more than one occasion when her availability changed on a daily basis.