Zen massage upminster bridge

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Seen some fairly good reviews so thought I'd give it a go. Communication by text was responded quickly, made an appointment on the same day. Parking on the side street on a Sunday was free so that was fine.

Upon arrival I was greeted by the receptionist, which was quite a stunning young chinese girl, possibly in her 20s. Her english was perfect, paid £45 for an hour and led into a room. She left for me to undress and I laid butt naked on the massage table and she returned.

Baby oil was used, the massage was average but her hands were really soft. At some point she said she will do the first half of the session and her colleague will take over for the other half - what the fuck  I should have sensed something abnormal. She literally rubbed around the same spot waiting for the other girl to finish, then left the room. I heard a few voices outside and they did sound young.

The most unimaginable happened...someone had come in the room, she had a voice of an older lady and hands of sandpaper , I didn't even look up at her the whole session. Basically the rest of the session she rubbed my back to left leg then right leg, left leg, right leg and back. There was no routine, no swipes, didn't go anywhere near my private areas despite me being butt naked. Didn't say anything about extras or ask me to turn over. It was like 'oh look you've got a knot here and starts rubbing that spot'.

The most unbelievable thing that happened after the massage was that after I got dressed and left the room, I look around it's dead quiet and there's no one in sight. They've all fucked off somewhere, the front door was locked and I had to walk out the back door thinking what a waste of £45.

Never had any good experiences with the chinese, although I am chinese myself  maybe it's just my luck man.

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I was going to post a review but I will just reply here.

The good looking Chinese girl invited me in but the massage was with a soso looking polish girl. I think the massage was good but she could not stop talking. She was going on and on about stuff and  I can't even remember half of the stuff she said. Half way thorough I was getting bored and asked if she offers anything extra and she said £20 for HJ. I was feeling bit horny so though why not! It was decent HJ and can't complain for £20!

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These places you probably have to ask but I wouldn't because the 'big auntie' was doing the massage  . I didn't even look up so I had no idea how she even looked like!

But the thing that hasn't happened to me before was at the end of the massage when I left the room, the place was dead quiet and deserted. The front door was locked so I had to find my own way out   

[Stitch]

Shame you had a bad session. I've personally never had any issues. Services can vary between the girls, but I've always ended up happy. I do often wonder tho, after the price of a hours massage (£45) and the the cost of a decent session after the massage, is it better to go to a real WG ??