Ruby's Give and Take Massage - seriously shit - Kilburn

[shant999]

After Plans A, B, C were washed up decide on this late at evening option.

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Option taken External Link/Members Only Paid £160 thinking it seems worth it for the boobs.

Deborah takes the calls and is very friendly, polite and helpful. The actual girl Ruby - Face 7/10, polite conversational English, age 25, Bulgarian/Russian girl, size 14 about 5'6", When I arrived on time a little time wasting asking me to sit down and nice chat WTF.  Get your kit off and lets get going. Black lingerie. pictures below are accurate in case she turns up elsewere

Description given on site and my experience:

Ruby's Give and Take Massage


* Assisted Shower -  Her is a towel and, there is the shower!
* Body to Body front and back -  Lot of time on my lower legs whilst on my front and overall weak massage, everything had to be moved along by me.
* Blowjow OWO -  Handjob in 69 she thought she was being clever, but by then I had given up complaining.
* RO 69 -  Kept her thong on and fishy smell 
* Mutual Massage (you massage me / I massage you) -  did not allow access to much and kept her legs clamped and the thong was on throughout.
* Wind down Massage -  - Non existent the moment my first shot came out she jumped up and went to wash her hands and left me to finish off. She was dressed by the time I got out the shower with 10 mins left I decided I had enough and it was history

This is the most decadent and most indulging of my services. Giving or receiving a massage is a profoundly sensual experience, you are potentially allowing a stranger to touch, stroke and massage you in ways that you wouldn't ordinarily experience.  - Bollocks 

Not only will I do all the things I have described in my other services, but will amplify the experience for you by making it all much more intimate, with mutual touching, sharing the erotic journey together which hopefully will end up in full satisfaction to us both! - Bollocks 

If you are looking for a real treat, then look no further, this is the ultimate with a capital U!
(Please note: a 90min or 2h session is recommended) - If your even tempted its Bollocks, as it will be more of the same shit.

Don't even be tempted by those tits, which were the only decent part, as you will be walking out feeling like one.






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[cigano8]

£160 for that service what a joke!

Thanks for review and sorry to hear.  I had considered booking basic option before but the price was always a bit much of a risk for me. And when I called there was no answer.

Will definitely avoid now!

[Parking]

I see this ad all the time, it has a similar service advertised as to Thelma in Notting hill gate. Same with me, I called and no one answered, glad I didn't manage a booking with this one.

[peter purves]

Ruby's Give and Take Massage

* Blowjow OWO -  Handjob in 69 she thought she was being clever, but by then I had given up complaining.

Sorry to hear mate but thanks for the warning.

Just out of interest, what did you mean by the above?

Cheers

[shant999]

Sorry to hear mate but thanks for the warning.

Just out of interest, what did you mean by the above?

Cheers

Kept having to ask her to move on from massage, so when I asked for OWO she went into 69 position to deliver. Either way I would seriously avoid.

[shant999]

£160 for that service what a joke!

Thanks for review and sorry to hear.  I had considered booking basic option before but the price was always a bit much of a risk for me. And when I called there was no answer.

Will definitely avoid now!

Problem was I used to get a fantastic full B2B tantric from a Romanian in Preston road a few years ago for £120. So as usual being led by dickon as they say in GOT.

[hillingdonpete]

This would be a negative for me to.

[will-ow]

160 for that?! you could've gotten a decent actual punt for that, rather than a half arsed massage! sorry to hear you had a bad time!!

[shant999]

Yes, Yes. I fucked up again, after running out of options and time.

But the idea is to report good and bad?

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