healthonemassage - 66 Middlesex Street, Liverpool Street, London. E1

[Trenlover]

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020 3730 3601
66 Middlesex Street, Liverpool Street, London. E1 7EZ
Everyday 10:30am - 11:00pm


I visited this place today, called in first to see if kelly was there, girl who answered phone confirmed yes she was,

when I got there a slightly chubby but attractive Asian girl was sitting on the couch alone, I asked for Kelly and she said yes Kelly is here, she also asked me repeatedly if i had been there before to which i said yes. but she obviously doubted me as she kept saying "are you sure" ( yes i was lying )

£50 for a 1 hour massage

i went downstairs to a room and got naked on the bed, after about 10 mins, a slim attractive eastern European girl came in, her name was andrea, when I asked for kelly!

anyway , she proceeded with massage which she spend ages doing, it wasnt bad but when it came to extra's she said shes only doing handjob for £20, no b2b ( her excuse was it was "easter" lol   )  and no undressing, also everytime i went to touch her while she was giving the massage she jerked away. This was later confirmed when she said the handjob is with no touching!!!!!! 

before touching my cock she must have used about 10 wet wipes, very excessively cleaning it ( seriously your going to give me a handjob ffs not a blowjob ) when we got to the HJ it was unfriendly rough and forceful , after about 3 mins she started complaining asking me to hurry up and cum. after 5 mins when I had not cum she said I HAD to finish it myself but she would play with my balls. When I asked her to continue with the HJ she said no.

The only redeeming factor was when I cum, im like a machine gun and the cum shot exploded everywhere ( including over her haha ) and all over the room, I could hear it splashing on the walls and floor lol. She didnt even clean anywhere in the room when she left rofl

Probably the most stroppy and rude massage ever, when we finished i asked her some questions and she said she used to be a dancer ( hence the great body ) but , in her words, said "now im doing this shit......before I used to earn great money as a dancer"

So, I can only rate this place as a big fat NEGATIVE based on the lies told to me by the receptionist and being assigned a rude bitter stroppy girl for the massage.

[sparkus]

Sorry to hear of it, but as said, you need a good backstory to get Kelly in a room with you.  She must be getting fed up with blokes coming in off the street asking for her, though if no one else is available she probably does the deed to get cash in the till.

I've glanced at some of the women sat on that sofa when I've walked past on lunch break and none would motivate me to go inside.

[stampjones]

Think your problem might have been the girl on the couch you spoke to was kelly. Sounds like her anyway

[sparkus]

Wasn't in state for massage tonight (lighter wallet and balls from earlier), but Kelly did see me as I skulked by after work and motioned me in.  Made promise to return soon, did have a little kiss and play around in the back: however, noticed her lack of change of clothes from when I saw her the other day there.  Dread to think really.

Appreciate she does think that cheeky behaviour and strutting around/laying back on coach good for business but surely basic hygiene/dress sense a must...

That said, other Chinese girl sat there looked unusually good.