Petite Mia of Old Street - Bad hygiene and noob service

[Joelawerence]

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Meet Mia a week before on a Friday evening. Comms wise everthing was good by text. Booked one hour for 100.

This was a very underwhelming experience for me, I will keep it short. Let me know if you have any questions.

Why negative?:
Big hygiene fail - Bad breath, pussy was premoist from previous encounter, did not seem fresh at all
Body - Big boobs but sagging a lot, loose bum and not toned at all. Defenitely not the body of a 19 year old, seems more like late 20s
Service - Clearly seems inexperienced, doesnt do prolonged oral, has a wierd way of Kissing which is deep, too dormant
English - Minimal and cannot talk beyond a couple of words and did not understand much of what I said as well

Conclusion:
She has a young face, may be okay for a quick shag. I booked for one hour and was out in 35 mins. I am Out!

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[rage666]

I was going to visit her today. Glad I did not. Thanks for review 

[holland]

Thanks OP for your review.
There are quite a few negative points listed.
Hygiene is the biggest imo.
She is not really vfm for a quick shag because she charges £60 for 15 minutes.
She is off my hotlist

[puntingpumping1920]

Thanks for the review, I will take her out my hotlist
 
She's a noob in the industry and she's very popular. She going through the pitfalls what alot of noobs go through when they see the amount of fast cash they can make.
 
Which leads them to back to back booking, unpredictable service, poor hygiene, too many bookings and poor physical and mental care.
 
These type of girls never last, prostitution to them is a race not a marathon. 

[mrhappypants]

Joelawrence, thanks for the useful review and discussion, certainly much more relevant than whether or not there is a facial resembles a particular film star (WTF?), although I think a careful read of the reviews in advance might have warned you off.

Hygiene has been a consistent issue across the reviews.  She was certainly pretty submissive for me -"dormant" does sound like she is overworking but certainly if you are looking for skills or a PSE you are in the wrong place. 

Regarding her physical appearance one of the things neither you nor anyone else has mentioned is she has a twisted spine.  I am really surprised by this because it is quite marked and is part of the reason she is quite awkward physically and does not have a young toned physique.  The face and attitude did it for me but she certainly will not be for everyone.  We will have to see how the service goes. -  Tiffany also got distinctly burnt out during her last visit.

[Joelawerence]

Joelawrence, thanks for the useful review and discussion, certainly much more relevant than whether or not there is a facial resembles a particular film star (WTF?), although I think a careful read of the reviews in advance might have warned you off.

Hygiene has been a consistent issue across the reviews.  She was certainly pretty submissive for me -"dormant" does sound like she is overworking but certainly if you are looking for skills or a PSE you are in the wrong place. 

Regarding her physical appearance one of the things neither you nor anyone else has mentioned is she has a twisted spine.  I am really surprised by this because it is quite marked and is part of the reason she is quite awkward physically and does not have a young toned physique.  The face and attitude did it for me but she certainly will not be for everyone.  We will have to see how the service goes. -  Tiffany also got distinctly burnt out during her last visit.

Thanks Mr.Happypants for your initial review of her. Her service and hygiene definitely is a put off for me. I know many girls book back to back but still put in the effort to be fresh.

Also she doesn't have the technique for oral or kissing yet. I require oral with balls sucking for which she neither has good technique nor willingness to do for prolonged time, she twice went for condom to avoid much oral.

She may develop her skills and service level in time, but for now neither her service nor body does it for me.

[LLPunting]

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Why negative?:
Big hygiene fail - Bad breath, pussy was premoist from previous encounter, did not seem fresh at all
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Hey Joe,
Sorry you had a poor encounter but what exactly do you mean by "premoist"?  You saying she'd been barebacking and was leaking another punter's cum or are you complaining that her pussy was wet?

Cheers

[fisherofsouls]

I have seen her a couple of times this month but probably won't make it a hattrick.

Pros
She is very pretty
She has a ready smile
She enjoys shower together (helps with stale pussy syndrome too !)
With a bit of polite firmness she is persuadable to new things


Cons
Boobs are big but very saggy - from the marbling on her arse she was clearly a few stone heavier once
She lacks stamina - both times we were going hammer and tongs for about 1/2 an hour with her wet as a pond in a rainstorm then she suddenly dried up and lost interest
Her breath wasn't mad but certwinly not minty fresh
At the end of the last punt, she dodged the shower and was back in her dress hustling me out the door - not so nice for the bloke I nodded hello to coming up the stairs

[Joelawerence]

Hey Joe,
Sorry you had a poor encounter but what exactly do you mean by "premoist"?  You saying she'd been barebacking and was leaking another punter's cum or are you complaining that her pussy was wet?

Cheers

No, I meant she was very wet on first touch probably from lube.

[Joelawerence]

I have seen her a couple of times this month but probably won't make it a hattrick.

Pros
She is very pretty
She has a ready smile
She enjoys shower together (helps with stale pussy syndrome too !)
With a bit of polite firmness she is persuadable to new things


Cons
Boobs are big but very saggy - from the marbling on her arse she was clearly a few stone heavier once
She lacks stamina - both times we were going hammer and tongs for about 1/2 an hour with her wet as a pond in a rainstorm then she suddenly dried up and lost interest
Her breath wasn't mad but certwinly not minty fresh
At the end of the last punt, she dodged the shower and was back in her dress hustling me out the door - not so nice for the bloke I nodded hello to coming up the stairs

She did this after my encounter as well. Just seems she doesn't shower at all after encounters 

[claretandblue]

Not really my cup of tea but mrhappypants initial review had me considering giving her a go but not now

[LLPunting]

No, I meant she was very wet on first touch probably from lube.

Some of us might happily delude ourselves she was expectantly wet for some action with us.
Did her pussy smell ? Strawberry  pinacolada  salty or metallic 
Stale piss  bad fish   

If I see her again I'll start with her in the shower and work some mouthwash into the encounter.

[fisherofsouls]

Some of us might happily delude ourselves she was expectantly wet for some action with us.
Did her pussy smell ? Strawberry  pinacolada  salty or metallic 
Stale piss  bad fish   

If I see her again I'll start with her in the shower and work some mouthwash into the encounter.

Pussy was perfectly fresh after I'd given it a good scrub in the shower