Link: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Not too bad to start with, first call was missed but she called back and started texting straight away after. There's no problem in the booking department. However, she doesn't have very good English skills in person. Agreed to do everything I said over text (schoolgirl uniform and a swallow finish), although this part factors heavily into why this review is negative. That said, she was ready to go within 30 mins of booking.
Location: Gunwharf Quays. Some difficulty getting to the room due to how poor the English was.
Looks: Decent looking, could have been better taken care of. Lied point blank about not wearing any makeup, but a non-blind person can see the pounds of makeup struggling to stay on her face. Fake tits, massive lips and an almost hour glass figure. Could do with a few squats to really get her rear in gear, but on the whole not bad for your typical porn star wannabe.
The Punt: She took a hefty nose dive in quality straight after meeting, she was very welcoming but didn't wear the school uniform as agreed and instead decided to answer in just a thong. I let this one slide but I was a little disappointed. English was a little barrier to work around but I didn't mind as I like hearing a little Romanian every now and again. Once the paperwork had been exchanged, the booking became significantly worse. She started answering her phone, whilst apologizing for doing so, and continued doing it for the first 3-5 mins. Which was a real turn off. When things finally began, she opened a condom straight away and went in for a blowjob with it on. Whilst the 20 seconds of condom blowjob was fine, I did ask for a swallow finish which was evidently not on the menu, even after confirming it. At this point her friend had (another escort, who I didn't even know was there) came and collected the money, who also happened to be significantly hotter than the girl who I had paid to be with. Another disappointment. I asked her to continue blowing to which she ignored the command and went into cowgirl.
Disappointment 6 begins, she mounted up and I grabbed her tits to which she responded by telling me that her tits were very sensitive in a displeased tone, another problem was a lack of eye contact, literally none, just a look of displeasure which continued for the entire session. Disappointment 8 was immediately switching positions after 10 seconds to close a window and then switching to doggy style instead. So as to have somewhere else to look, but not before pointing out the large mirrors that I could use to watch, only to see a grimacing face. From this point I was really pissed off, but I'd gone passed the point of no return. So opted to finish quickly into the "see no evil" escort.
After finishing up I got a dig about cumming too quickly. And then was swiftly told to get my clothes on and leave, but not before she started talking to her escort friend about the session. Laughs and "looks" were passed my way and then I just left. I've had decent Romanians before but the last three Ive had have been really bad.
tldr: Fucking awful punt. Feel like killing myself.
