x-danni-x Bolton: Milkmaid Service

[MJ.spritzen]

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Last week i made arrangements to buy her milk. Never tried breastmilk before but always wanted to. Txt and she confirmed it's £2 per fluid oz. So i told her to express 10oz for me in stages, freeze em up and i'll turn up and buy them. She lives in Bolton and tours Manchester usually so today she wasnt working. I turned up at the postcode she gave me, called her and she told me her address. She told me on the phone she'll come out to me as her kids are at home and cant let me in (understandable). Out she comes and she looks a little older than her pics but i'd deffo still give her one. I hand over the £££ and she passes me 10oz of her milk in milk bags. She has a really friendly and nice personality. I asked her if she's touring Liverpool at any time. She said no but she might consider it. I told her she's likely do well in Liverpool and she said she'd think about it.
About 30 mins later she txts me to say she'll tour liverpool in May.  (you're welcome guys)

And her milk? Fucking delicious. Little more watery than cows milk and sweet. I'll be having more of that. Well worth the trip to Bolton to collect i assure you.

[Golovkin]

 

[Goldfinch]

Thanks for the review-but I'll be sticking to tesco's semi-skimmed.

[george r]

Louise of Leigh used to provide milkmaid service many years ago it was great the best part of the visit for me
I saw her a few yrs later and no milk 

[kingkong69]

Is it defffo real Breast milk???

[NigelF]

Is it defffo real Breast milk???

Oh aye, it's almost definitely real. See my 2nd latest review! His description of the taste is also spot on.

I'm not sure if this counts as a full review though. I mean it's really just a sales transaction. It's still helpful to know though. Another opinion on her looks is also a good thing.

[cueball]

I hope petrol doesn't end up at the same rate as her tit milk... it's 40 quid a pint 

[Goldfinch]

Very niche market-not my cup of tea I'm afraid.

[jonko]

Sick! Can't think of anything worse man! But each to their own I guess. How do you know it was real stuff! I mean unless you watched her or milked her yourself guess it could have been anything!

[NigelF]

Sick! Can't think of anything worse man! But each to their own I guess. How do you know it was real stuff! I mean unless you watched her or milked her yourself guess it could have been anything!

Well she definitely gave me the real thing as I sucked it straight from her tits (see my review - which took place just a few days before this). The taste is as he described.

It could probably be mocked up fairly easily (maybe just some skimmed cows milk and dissolved sugar) but it's certainly unlikely given that she has an abundant supply of the real thing and it's almost definitely not going to be anything harmful (unless she's being deliberately nasty). Anyway, the impression I got from her is that it's not her style to do those kind of things although that's based purely on the fact that she seemed pleasant and I got a good service from her. Frankly I do think that's enough to indicate a good moral character on her part (especially considering so many others don't even provide the services they say they will) #deep

[Spanishpunter]

Is she still pregnant?

[NigelF]

Is she still pregnant?

No. She's had her baby. I'm pretty sure it says that on her profile too but I suppose it doesn't matter because I've checked rather thoroughly 

[Scotpunter]

I saw her when she was about 4 or 5 months pregnant last year. Nice lass, service was a bit vanilla for my tastes at the time. Would gladly see her again if more services were on the menu.

[hungrypunt]

Gotta Love the term "milkmaid" 

[Scotpunter]

I hope petrol doesn't end up at the same rate as her tit milk... it's 40 quid a pint 

Perhaps poor the dairy farmers (in their range rovers) should consider impregnating their daughters and milking them instead!