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External Link/Members Only Every now and then I get a kind of morbid black self-destructive depression. Years ago I would have got pissed, had a fight and spent the next week recovering. Nowadays I avoid the booze and just try to have anonymous slum sex with someone I don't know, don't care about, and to hell with the risk...........yes I know, but sometimes the mind works in strange ways.
Anyway, I settled on this girl in Blackburn. Nationality not given, but bound to be romanian. Lists what I want, so text her and agree a booking at 7pm. Gives a postcode BB1 9SP. Whalley New Rd.
Turn up at 6.50. Its a main road leading out of town, predominantly muslim area. Only parking is on the main street, so I park 200 yards away and send a text while all the locals are looking at me, this solitary white guy. I get out of the car and start walking in what should be the right direction and get a call. "Go to house 41*, with the white door, stand outside and call".
Hmm, something stinks. For a start, 41* is the wrong side of the road for the given postcode, and why is she saying call again? Anyway, I do what she asks, call and am told "I'm busy but there are two other girls you can have".
So, OK I agree to continue and then she starts trying to give me gibberish instructions as how to find where she is, with her yelling down the phone when I can't make sense of what she was saying. In retrospect I think she was trying to guide me to the fish and chip shop, but it was all as clear as mud. A police car drives past, I stand out like an idiot shouting down the phone at her.
By now I was totally pissed off, and told her so. "Either tell me where you are or I'm walking". No sensible reply, so I leave. And did.
Back in the car, with the neighbours looking out the windows, and another police car passing I send her a text:
"I don't like getting pissed about. You should say which is the real house"
Got a reply an hour later "No love my house it from the beak said end app by the sop. End I dont hove door namber sorry"
WTF?
So was I wrong? Should I have waited out in the street trying to make sense of what she was saying, in view of all the neighbours and passing cops? Or was I right to walk? My mind was pretty black before I even arrived and she just pushed me over.
NOTE
I've not given the full number of the house to which I was sent. There is nothing to link that house with any kind of prostitution
