Katrina Gupta (A, OWO, ) in Mayfair - AUGUST 2017

[amanzone]

Been a lurker on this site for a long while but this is my first review. Will be putting more up shortly.

Having read about this WG on UKP, I decided to give her a shot, especially as she offers A at no extra cost - originally was going to be neutral but in sum it's really gotta be a negative punt.

Link:
External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only

Cost
1 Hour @ 120 pounds.

Comms
I read that Katrina doesn't answer calls so I sent a text. She replied within an hour and I arrived half an hour early and she was good enough to let me up early.

Location
It was in a hotel in a side street in Mayfair. V central, easy getting there and just walked straight in, into the lift. The only issue was she gave me the wrong room number so I was ringing someone else's door for 5 mins. Bit annoying but got there in the end.

Looks
Really quite pretty facially, she looks young (23) but could pass for 18,19. She's petite, maybe 5ft 2 and body wise she has big tits but is quite filled out around the thighs/ stomach. She wore a green nightie and was barefoot.



The Punt
Once I'd found the right room, she let me in, did the paperwork and asked what I like to do. I said FK and asked if I could do A. She said yes, started with some light FK, then briefly went down for OW. As I was buzzing to get right in there asked if I could go straight to the A. She said usually she does it at the end, but she was ok for me to go in. She lubed up, got on all fours and I proceeded to slip the old boy in. I'm not massive but she took it well and went pretty much to the hilt -
 after a bit of light moaning and groaning round 1 was over. As soon as I came pulled out and had to dispose of the condom myself.. bit annoying she didn't offer wetwipes and had to ask for them but oh well.

Punt went downhill from here- as has been mentioned in previous reviews, she is definitely not a conversationalist. She asked the usual questions which normally would be fine but I got the distinct feeling she was asking for the sake of it and not at all bothered about the answer. Normally that would be fine but there were a lot of very awkward silences that I've never had when punting before (have been punting for 10 years+). I noticed that she was literally right on the edge of the bed and asked if she was OK there - seemed as if she wanted to be as far away from me as poss (obv. cannot corroborate) but either way it was quite off-putting for a punt.

Lying there for what seemed like an age was really quite off putting - I wasn't quite ready but to stave off the silence proceeded with round 2. The break had really killed any atmosphere unfortunately.  She asked if I wanted to her to go down and I agreed, whereby she proceeded to the OW. Her technique was OK, but she didn't go particularly deep (about halfway) - she spat a little on it but it was a very light OW and it was in pure silence. I stood up and tried to thrust a little, but she wasn't really into it so I lay back down. Unfortunately by this time I wasn't too into it either - tried to go in for some FK but I could tell she didn't want to and tried to shy away quite a few times so I gave up on that front. At this point I could tell she was really ambivalent and that killed any interest from my side. Tried some more OW but I just wanted to get out - eventually had to ask her to use her hand but once again got the feeling she was not into it at all (OK, I'm sure WGs are never into it but from a professional perspective at least try!). After about 5 more mins of to and fro I'd had enough and left with about 10-15 left on the clock.

In all my years punting this is the first time I've not been able to pop twice in an hour.


Pros:
- Does A at no extra cost
- is pretty, in a girl on the street way (similar to girl next door but not quite)
- Is quite young (23) - though this can be a con as quite inexperienced in this

Cons:
- v average, somewhat lacklustre BJ
- not 'service orientated' - i.e. lets you put on your own jonny, wipe yourself off, doesn't offer wetwipes unless asked
- as stated in previous reviews, she is def. not a conversationalist. It was seriously the first time  I've felt awkward with a WG in all my years of punting

Conclusion:
Katrina is a nice enough girl who on paper is great: very pretty , big boobs, does A but somehow it didn't come together for me. She's been doing this for 5 months now so maybe should cut her some slack, but still.. mainly due to the lack in quality service I wouldn't go back. If you want a quick punt without much interaction then this is your girl.
To be honest I should have cracked one off at home.

[Phaedrus]

I could be wrong about this and I'm not saying that it is, but the lack of conversation and sitting at the edge of the bed could be a sign of a mental health disorder.

[sean70]

I could be wrong about this and I'm not saying that it is, but the lack of conversation and sitting at the edge of the bed could be a sign of a mental health disorder.

That is not a bad shout re mental health as my own experiences were not dissimilar to OP. She is a member on here so one has to assume she reads the reviews but has made no effort to engage with punters or even tidy the bloody bathroom up after each punt. Inside that hotel room I think she is clearly disconnected from reality (in a zone) and am now thinking some serious shit has gone down in her personal life hence her approach to WG life - clearly not bothered if you have a good punt or not, you see a dirty bathroom or not!

[amanzone]

I can't really speculate on this. All I know was,it was v disappointing and I def won't be going back. 

That is not a bad shout re mental health as my own experiences were not dissimilar to OP. She is a member on here so one has to assume she reads the reviews but has made no effort to engage with punters or even tidy the bloody bathroom up after each punt. Inside that hotel room I think she is clearly disconnected from reality (in a zone) and am now thinking some serious shit has gone down in her personal life hence her approach to WG life - clearly not bothered if you have a good punt or not, you see a dirty bathroom or not!