External Link/Members OnlyI'm a long term lurker here but was so shaken by my meeting with Kim that I had to post up a review.
So, to start, I messaged a few days beforehand to set up a meet. No problem here, she texted me the address an hour beforehand, and I headed down to meet her (she is based in Stockwood, on the edge of South Bristol).
I enter the flat and she greets me. She is youngish and attractive, with the body you'd expect from the photos on her profile.
She leads me upstairs to the flat, which appears to be in the process of being refurbished. I'm lead into one of the rooms which isn't under construction, where there is a bed and some cushions. I sort out the payment (£120 for a hour), and ask if I can have a shower. I'm told there is none available; I tell her I showered already and she tells me that she had a bath before coming down to the flat. So we go ahead. Put my stuff on the cushions and we start kissing. I ask her if dirty talk is okay and she tells me she is no good at dirty talk, but says she doesn't mind if I use some.
I ask her to give me a blowjob on the side of the bed, she does so (her kneeling and with myself seated). Whilst she blowing me I play with her tits, asking her to tell me if i'm being too rough. She tells me to focus on her right as the implant in her left 'needs replacing'. So I do that; and while she is blowing me I use a bit of dirty talk "you slut", "you fucking whore" etc. So far, so good. I ask if she can take it deeper and she refuses, telling me that she can't do deep throat.
She then asks if I want the condom on; I give her the go ahead and she puts it on. I ask if she can get on top of me. She says it will be easier for me to go on top. I ask her again, she tries but tells me it doesn't work, and that I should go on top. She lies down and try and enter her, but at this stage my erection fades and we call it off. I ditch the condom and ask her to blow me again and she does for a minute or two. Then I put another condom on, and try again with me on top. Again my erection fails.
So far, we are less than ten minutes in. I ask her if she can give me another blowjob but she refuses, saying her jaw is sore. She offers a handjob, which I accept. She does that for a bit, but at this point she is looking away from me and I'm struggling to stay hard. I ask if I can jerk off on her face but she refuses. I suggest her tits instead. At this point, she is laying in front of me and I am in a kneeling position on the bed. I move my legs over hers to get into a position where I can kneel and jerk off on her tits.
Now at this point, she jumps up and yells, "GET THE FUCK OF OUT MY FLAT"! She repeats herself and threatens to call the police. I start dressing. Whilst I am dressing, she tells me "YOU'RE FUCKING AWKWARD" and "YOU SHOULDN'T BE SEEING ESCORTS, LOVE, GO SEE SOME SPECIAL NEEDS PERSON". I'm saying sorry to get her to calm down (not sure what I had done at this point), she accuses me of trying to rape her and calls up someone on her phone, telling the person "COME IN THE DOORS OPEN!" She then picks up my keys (which had fallen out my my jean's pocket onto the cushion), walks off with them, and tells me she wants £20 on the counter (she had moved to the next room at this point) before she gives them back. I give her the £20, she throws my keys on the floor. I pick my keys up and leave, just over ten minutes in what should have been a hour-long session.
My thoughts in hindsight:
(a) Perhaps my dirty talk during the first blowjob pissed her off/creeped her out. However, I asked her if I could do dirty talk, and at no point did she tell me to stop (had she done so, I would have, immediately). I have done the same with other escorts (maria_k) without issue.
(b) At the point of the flip-out, I didn't have a condom on. I can only assume she thought I was trying to bareback her, which triggered her to go nuts on me.
(c) She was talking to someone on the phone; which made me assume that she had some pimp next door or something. With hindsight, maybe she was faking it.
(d) There isn't really any justification for stealing my keys and demanding £20 for them back; even if she wasn't comfortable with me. I can only presume that as a skinny, nerdy looking guy in his mid-20s, she figured I wouldn't put up a fight.
