Author Topic: Cleo_Masseuse - Reading 1 hour B2B  (Read 1065 times)


46 review(s) for Cleo_masseuse (39 positive, 6 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline bungry

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Text her number yesterday at 11am and arranged for a 1hr B2B session at 12:30pm.  Got text back quickly (obviously maid) and confirmed with postcode.  Drove all the way there (40 mins), parked up and asked for the flat number.  At this point no replies.  Tried phoning, no answer.  Then a text comes saying there is a toilet leak and she would not be able to see me.  I said let me come and have a look as I was a plumber (I ain't really).  She said she is not allowed as it is serviced apartments.  I said give me a quick HJ and I will be away.  She says she can't as the neighbour is in her room looking at the leak!  It was a nice day so I reckon she was not available because she was out shopping in the town centre.  I text back abuse and told her I would leave her negative reviews everywhere. 

So, I looked this morning and saw her profile saying that there was £10 of all massages if booked through AdultWork.  So I thought £70 for 1 hour b2b would be good and booked again for 12:30pm.  I signed up to AW and used a different SIM number.  Text her and got replies back straight away.  Made booking on AW too.  Drove to the location AGAIN (40 mins) and asked for flat number.  No reply.  Tried phoning, no answer.  Then a text comes back and says it takes a long time to text (?whatever that meant).  And then I get this seriously long text that went on about 30 lines on my phone explaining that you have to use the back entrance etc etc....walk past Tesco, past this building etc, down this alley to the back, past a green gate, turn left, right, left, walk under an archway until you get to the entrance.  Then to text her when I got there.  Text her when I got there and flat number was provided.  Entered and went up to room.

Cleo opened the door and straight away noticed how tall she was in her heels.  Felt like she was 6ft tall.  OK walked in and she was all smiley and realised she had a cracking figure!  Nice cleavage showing and she looked great in her thong and bra.  Facially 5/10.  Went into room and gave £70.  She asked if I wanted shower and I said I just had one.  But that was the only conversation I had with her.  She can barely speak any English.  I said I wanted 2 reliefs and she did not understand.

She went to stash the cash and came back after a minute.  I was laying on the bed where some towels were laid (no massage tissue so not sure if towels were 100% clean, but smelt clean).  She came in and went topless.  Lovely tits I must say.  I said I wanted a HJ now...had to show her using my hands in wanking motion.  She then asked me to lay on my back (by using hand motions to tell me) and then started with a HJ which was not that great.  Too much grip and gave me a hand job just to make me come (just for the sake of it).  WHilst this was going on I moved her to lay next to me whilst I sucked on those tits.  Lots of eye contact and smiles....her nipples went hard and then I exploded.  COLD wipes to clean me up, they even made me jump like I had jumped in a plunge pool.

I then turned around onto my tummy and she started her massage.  VERY cold oil poured from a gravy spout thing!  Massaged my legs, thighs and bum using this cold oil whilst she stood on the end of the bed.  A bit poor to be honest.  Then again my back whilst sitting on the side of the bed....so far 15 minutes or so  Then she started her B2B with some body slides which only lasted less that 5 minutes.  Asked me to turn over.

Back to standing on the side of the bed, cold oil all over my front and she massaged my legs for about 10 minutes.  She then got up and did some body slides for about 5 minutes.  I tried twice to feel her pussy (through her thong) but she kept moving my hand back to her bum cheeks.  She then lay next to me and started her HJ which again the grip was too tight and was done in a way to get it over and done with.  I came and then the COLD wipes to clean up.

I then went to shower.  Great shower (waterfall with huge pressure/flow).

Throughout the time there was lots of eye contact and smiles but the massage was just rubbing oil over my body.  Not enough body slides and the HJ was crap.  I still did not feel this was a negative (even if I take into account what happened yesterday with not being able to see me).  It was not good enough for a positive either.

I gave this a neutral as that is what I felt the session deserved.  I wanted to see 6star_massage whilst I was there but as the English was not good so I could not be arsed to ask.