Polish Minx - Slough

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Cost - £100/1Hr
Comms – Contacted at short notice, she answered next morning confirming meeting for that day.

Location – Nice enough flat, fit for purpose with plenty of free parking

Physical – As per profile, very attractive woman with a hot body.

Meeting – Anna had been on my hotlist since I first thought about seeing escorts. Previous reviews sounded like she would be an exciting punt, the reality turned out to be less than exhilarating.

She sent postcode about 3 hours before meeting time, I called for directions a few minutes before time and she talked me to the address.
So arrived and was shown to the kitchen to have a “get to know each other” chat, which is ok but this lasted for at least 15 minutes. I realise I should have moved things on sooner but I’m still relatively a newbie at this so just went with it thinking of previous reviews and the fun I was about to have. The chat consisted mainly of her telling me how she got into escorting via swinging.

Eventually she suggested we go to the bedroom, where she said she would give me a massage “to get to know your body” but to be honest it wasn’t much of a massage I could barely feel her touching me! She then insisted I give her a massage! Still thinking this meet would ramp up into something memorable I went along with this!
So there I was about 30mins into a 1 hour punt before I got anywhere near getting any sex! Started with her sitting over my face so I could give some RO, which was enjoyable, after a few minutes she said it was time for her to return the favour which I was looking forward to but it only lasted a few short minutes! Then she went on top and did a good job of it till I came.

After a short chat she then said she had to kick me out as my time was up.

Summary – Nothing like other reviews I’ve read of her, I can only assume it’s because I wasn’t her type, think she views escorting the same as swinging. Left feeling like I’d paid £100 to give her a service not the other way round. Of course this was partly my fault for not moving things on when I should have, and others may have a better punt than I have. I was aware of the kitchen date and massage from other reviews but thought the rest of the meet would make up for it, but it didn’t really.

VFM – £100/hr is not excessive but considering I really only got about 30 mins of “sexy” time would have to say No. I now see she has increased her price to £120/hr

See Again? – Unlikely, certainly not at the increased price.

[latecomer]

Thanks for this fair and honest review.  In fact, looking at her previous reviews and the theme about the time-wasting "interview" (in your paid time) running through them, I'm surprised she's managed to get all positives on here up to now.  I nearly went to see her some months ago but didn't manage to due to her limited availability.  Off my list now.

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review. It is difficult when one is fairly easy going, but one has to take charge sometimes. You're the client and paying good money for this service.

Out of the 1hr booking then, it's first the long interview, then the massage on her, then RO on her - and most of your booking time has gone - and she still rushes you out of the door. 

All the reviews prove she is a timewaster (despite what one fluffy tried to claim in a comment on previous review), plus she is more interested in getting pleasured, rather than giving a sexual service. This wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't charging for it - now £120ph at that!

She has a FT job but also has a hobby where she gets guys to service her while putting little effort in herself - and getting paid for it. She is taking blokes for a ride, but getting away with it.

[Steely Dan]

Thanks for your review.  No need to blame yourself for 'not moving it along' - you are paying, not her. I bet you never blame yourself when you get bad service from a restaurant! Seems a fair rating for your experience. This escort is marmite - not for all for sure.

But equally, no need for latecomer to question other reviews or other's ratings. I think all 6 reviewer have done a good job of describing this escort. And gave their rating fairly.

Not defending any fluffy responses - just the reviews themselves that seem to me fair and balanced.

[Tony_Red]

Off the HL. Sorry to hear. Better luck on the next one.

[dubhcarr]

this girl is bad value and seems to have the old pro$$ie timewasting tricks

there is better value out there prior to her price increase............higher price with crap timewasting service........my hard earned stays in my pocket........thanks for the review I hope you find better value next time.......

[zigzag]

Can't decide if it's actually time wasting tactics. I think this is just how she works, I kept waiting for the meet to ramp up to something like the other reviews but it never did, I do think she escorts much as she swings and it really is two entirely different things. Agreed there's much better value out there even most  of the girls I've seen at higher rates. I'm sure she has her fans but I'm not likely to be one of them.

[Cunning Punt]

Can't decide if it's actually time wasting tactics. I think this is just how she works

Eh? She took the 15mins-plus interview out of your 1hr - as she did with other punters - and also the massage on her

After a short chat she then said she had to kick me out as my time was up.

Considering I really only got about 30 mins of “sexy” time

So, yes, these are timewasting tactics!

If she were more of a swinger as a couple of you have suggested, she wouldn't be charging much, if anything, and certainly wouldn't have just pushed her price up - to £120ph!

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Eh? She took the 15mins-plus interview out of your 1hr - as she did with other punters - and also the massage on her

So, yes, these are timewasting tactics!

If she were more of a swinger as a couple of you have suggested, she wouldn't be charging much, if anything, and certainly wouldn't have just pushed her price up - to £120ph!

Yes you're right of course, what I meant was i think that's what she thinks escorting is and it's how she operates not realising that's not what punters want from a booking.

[Whistling Dixie]

Thanks for a very helpful review.  If anything it looks as if you have been rather forgiving in the rating you have given her.

[zigzag]

Thanks for a very helpful review.  If anything it looks as if you have been rather forgiving in the rating you have given her.

Probably true but it's my most bland experience in a relatively short time at this and I'm not used to being too scathing I'm sure I'll get better at it after a few more bad meetings!  Was thinking about rating it negative but she did at least provide some service, just not as good as I thought it would be and not as good as others I've met.

[gentle funguy]

Very honest review.
I've seen a few times but starting to agree with you that she just goes through the motions. I am starting to think her new husband (they got married on [removed by admin] before seeing you) must be pimping her. So she's probably getting tiered of it but has to earn the money.

[DrConners]

I've seen a few times but starting to agree with you that she just goes through the motions. I am starting to think her new husband (they got married on Saturday 2 days before seeing you) must be pimping her. So she's probably getting tiered of it but has to earn the money.

You sound like a bit of a stalker there mate, I seem to recall it all went pear-shaped on a previous review thread of her.

Rules state we're not supposed to post personal informtion about SP here 

[gentle funguy]

Reading back over my old reports ....maybe I'm not the stalker!!!
All my reports about this girl have been positive in the past, apart from the very small property and the thought that her boyfriend maybe home any minute, so I'm not sure what your talking about.. maybe your stalking a different woman!
I go on this site to get honest feedback and I try to give my experience that my or may not be what others are looking fo. My last visit with this lady was not as enthusiastic as other meetings and were a carbon copy of this guys experience. I'm only suggesting she may be getting tired of punting, I will wait to see other reports before going back .... isn't that's what this site is for?

[Mrrichard.jones]

Honest feedback is one thing but is it really necessary to make cheap comments about someone's private life, especially if she has provided such positive service in the past?

[gentle funguy]

Fair comment!

[DrConners]

Reading back over my old reports ....maybe I'm not the stalker!!!
All my reports about this girl have been positive in the past, apart from the very small property and the thought that her boyfriend maybe home any minute, so I'm not sure what your talking about.. maybe your stalking a different woman!
I go on this site to get honest feedback and I try to give my experience that my or may not be what others are looking fo. My last visit with this lady was not as enthusiastic as other meetings and were a carbon copy of this guys experience. I'm only suggesting she may be getting tired of punting, I will wait to see other reports before going back .... isn't that's what this site is for?

A delusional post if ever I read one - you doth protest too loudly "stalker", well re-read what I wrote above moron

I seem to recall it all went pear-shaped on a previous review thread of her.

Anything specific about any of your previous posts ? Anything specific about the WG in question ? - No exactly - get over yourself.

I have no interest in wasting time to start an argument with an obvious troll but the least I could do is respond to this shit. Let me try to break down my logical train of thought, I seem to recall someone stupidly posted personal photo's of her on here, they were removed, you obviousy still have them & have found her on social media - getting warm am I ?

You thought it was all so very "clever" of you putting a post about her just getting married, which after a thorough read of her profile is mentioned NOWHERE on it. Where did you get that information from then ? You thought your were being a clever c#nt putting up something only her, her family & friends should know about - but your not 

I simply said it was against the rules to post personal information about SP's on here & you jumped like the startled little troll that you are, with a shit attitude like that I doubt you'll be a member long 

[gentle funguy]

I protest too loud! Ha ha!

If you had ever visited the girl you would know that the room has many photos of her now husband and she talks openly about her relationship and the marriage.

So you are the protector of women that you quite obviously believe enjoy your company and I'm delusional?? Maybe you should should stick to writing reports where you have sex in 10 different positions, a bj, anal, paint the bedroom, do the washing up and all for a £60, 30min punt! Happy days mr delusional.

[DrConners]

Still posting garbage I see - funnily enough I'm not the only one who thinks your full of shit, another member has reported you to admin 

[gentle funguy]

Sorry Doctor!

[DrConners]

Goodbye douchebag 

[aj12345]

Rates are back down to £70 for 30mins and £100 for 1 hour.

She looks hot and I'd book if it wasn't for that damn waste of time 'interview'. Does she at least make it flirty and get touchy, feely while she's talking to you? That might not be so bad as it could build the anticipation.

[Cunning Punt]

Rates are back down to £70 for 30mins and £100 for 1 hour.

Not surprising given her last attempt to put the price up and all the recent bad publicity on here. However, that still effectively makes her rate as £100 for not much more than 30mins, once you've taken the interview, showers for both of you and the massage on her into account.

[zigzag]

Rates are back down to £70 for 30mins and £100 for 1 hour.

She looks hot and I'd book if it wasn't for that damn waste of time 'interview'. Does she at least make it flirty and get touchy, feely while she's talking to you? That might not be so bad as it could build the anticipation.

No, sat at other side of the kitchen table, interview style
No touching till we got to the bedroom.