Pro massage - nuru - South Yorkshire

[Delfrommem]

So after praising this milf/gilfs wanking services i went back to try a nuru massage.

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Was a bit of a let down. She yabbered away about her dogs as I applied the gel. And that's about as erotic as it got.

Very similar maneuvers to previous but felt a bit laboured . Didn't massively feel like cumming but did in the end.

Found her bit frumpy really.

Not really worth having done more than her usual oily wank.

100 quid.

My opinion has changed a fair bit.

Edging on the neg with this one really.

Was I just having a bad day or was a being over glowing the first time or does familiarity just breed wanking contempt?
 

[mrfishyfoo]

Sorry to hear it didn't live up to your expectations fella.

..............or does familiarity just breed wanking contempt?

I think you may be correct. 

[wristjob]

I've found similar situations in the past. You go take a risk with a girl you aren't sure about and it's better than expected and you are beaming. Go see her again with really high expectations and it's not that it's bad, just that it doesn't live up to your mental image. I've had so many girls who were good enough for a 2nd visit but never made a 3rd.

[BP96]

You paid £100 for a massage and a wank. You expected to have twice as good a time as you did with the standard service.

If the service provider doesn't appreciate that and try to deliver greater value then shame on her.

[Delfrommem]

You paid £100 for a massage and a wank. You expected to have twice as good a time as you did with the standard service.

If the service provider doesn't appreciate that and try to deliver greater value then shame on her.

I think she was doing her best to be fair.

And the Nuru gel is quite a premium...though worth sod all in reality when compared to the oils she uses as standard.

[UKBB]

So after praising this milf/gilfs wanking services i went back to try a nuru massage.

External Link/Members Only

Was a bit of a let down. She yabbered away about her dogs as I applied the gel. And that's about as erotic as it got.

Very similar maneuvers to previous but felt a bit laboured . Didn't massively feel like cumming but did in the end.

Found her bit frumpy really.

Not really worth having done more than her usual oily wank.

100 quid.

My opinion has changed a fair bit.

Edging on the neg with this one really.

Was I just having a bad day or was a being over glowing the first time or does familiarity just breed wanking contempt?
 

No - not a case of familiarity breeding contempt - I was massively underwhelmed by this woman and her service when compared against the rave reviews she seems to have generated.

Way past her sell-by date by a good 10-20 years, at least 10kg overweight and anything but erotic when delivering the massage and I too didn't feel 'into it' at all when it came to the crunch.

My views on her were reported on another thread about 12 months ago.

[Delfrommem]

No - not a case of familiarity breeding contempt - I was massively underwhelmed by this woman and her service when compared against the rave reviews she seems to have generated.

Way past her sell-by date by a good 10-20 years, at least 10kg overweight and anything but erotic when delivering the massage and I too didn't feel 'into it' at all when it came to the crunch.

My views on her were reported on another thread about 12 months ago.

Well very nice of you to say so mate.

If only you could have spared a review....

[UKBB]

Well very nice of you to say so mate.

If only you could have spared a review....

My enthusiasm for posting reviews has been well and truly kicked out of me given the response generated from past reviews.

I tend to restrict myself  to providing corroboration to negative reviews these days for obvious reasons 

[Delfrommem]

My enthusiasm for posting reviews has been well and truly kicked out of me given the response generated from past reviews.

I tend to restrict myself  to providing corroboration to negative reviews these days for obvious reasons 

You're not saying she tossed your knob off without a condom are you?

  

[Darkepool]

Sorry to hear you had a bad 'un with her Del.
 I had the Nuru last week and thought she was great. A bit too chatty about her grandkids when I was applying the gel to her. You want either peace and quiet or some words of encouragemen tor something..
I've reviewed her before so I won't bother this time, however when she got stuck into me it was great. Big sticky tits in my face, gel in my beard and eyes, lol, then the last 20 mins was a cracking titwank and spunked between them.
 It's the third time I've seen her and would definitely go back...

Darke

[Delfrommem]

Sorry to hear you had a bad 'un with her Del.
 I had the Nuru last week and thought she was great. A bit too chatty about her grandkids when I was applying the gel to her. You want either peace and quiet or some words of encouragemen tor something..
I've reviewed her before so I won't bother this time, however when she got stuck into me it was great. Big sticky tits in my face, gel in my beard and eyes, lol, then the last 20 mins was a cracking titwank and spunked between them.
 It's the third time I've seen her and would definitely go back...

Darke

It's hardly the most erotic conversation - she's clearly saying I'm not getting turned on nor be responsive to your touch which in my view defeats the purpose. Why doesn't she just put the fucking gel on herself and cut the claptrap?

[Darkepool]

We should tell herexactly that...

''Gel yourself up and cut the clap trap luv''

 

[Delfrommem]

We should tell herexactly that...

''Gel yourself up and cut the clap trap luv''

 

Indeed.

"And I'll quietly toss myself off in the corner" 

You are going to see her again DP, pick up a cheap ball gag from Pulse n Cocktails 

[Darkepool]

Indeed.

"And I'll quietly toss myself off in the corner" 

You are going to see her again DP, pick up a cheap ball gag from Pulse n Cocktails 

Either that or earplugs...