Carla Full Pleasure - Epsom - total waste of time and money

[Cooljj]

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Rang to confirm service as listed and agreed "A" levels, OWO, FK and CIM. Rate £60 for 30 minutes. Whoever I spoke to had good English.
Flat in central Epsom. I had parked on the street five minutes walk to the building. Given address and details by text and told to call when in front of the building. Met at the flat by Carla whose English was practically none existent. On the way to her room we passed by a room with open door and two girls laying on the bed. In the room before handling the cash I tried to confirm once again the services but she didn't understand a word of what I was saying, so I gave up and decided to go ahead. Money taken and stashed away. Slim  girl with long black hair, age wise about 20-22 cracking little figure about size 6 with c cup tits. Looks better on profile photos, Clothes off and went for a kiss but guess what - no kiss. shake of the finger showed me that that i can only kiss her on the chicks. Asked for oral and she reached for a condom. I said without please and she audibly sighed. Good start but at least she agreed Wet wipe used (even though I'd just come out of the shower). Reluctantly agreed to OWO pointing that this was a favour. Total lack of interest. No smile, not allowed to touch the pussy, suck her nipples or RO. I wanted her to get down on knees for owo she refused and made long face and start pointing to the bed. Ok we laid together on the bed and it was as if a corpse was laying next to me with her hands flat along her body. Disgusting behaviour which totally turned me down.  I got pissed off with  her let alone that I couldn't get hard because of the whole ridiculous situation. I just got up and left
Overall I have to say this experience was ultimately my fault. I broke the cardinal rule:

DON'T SEE ROMANIANS

As with most of these girls, seems they think a pretty face is all they need and attitude and service are irrelevant. Unfortunately for them I don't feel this way. Absolutely will not be back and highly recommend others not to either

[king tarzan]

Seen profile before around London area..
Was tempted
Rang and English was so shit I just couldn't understand
Just left it

[Norbut]

Thanks for this review, you have saved me from a disappointing punt.  The girl I spoke to on the phone had a nice manner and good English, which had me fooled (again).

[MrMatrix]

Thanks OP for the review and sorry the punt was so shit. A neg if ever there was one. Out of interest was the venue in those flats opposite the station. I walked last year for similar reasons, luckily I hadn't paid as she didn't supply services as stated. Trouble is every now and then you do find a real gem.