Cologne information

[mad4eva]

Hi all,

I'm all set for cologne in march.

Plenty of details on samya on this forum.

Are there any other fkk clubs that are good?

Thanks in advance for replies

[Steely Dan]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62864
Also there is Pascha (go to 11th floor, I like this place even though it has flaws I just do), TeenyLand, and umm Parksauna Residenz

[wtravel123]

Not to far by train but I really had a good time at FKK living room in Kaarst.

Small place but the girls There were friendly and had the best attitude I've seen in fkk clubs..

Admittedly have not been to samya yet..

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

Also there is Pascha (go to 11th floor, I like this place even though it has flaws I just do)

Practically no intel on Club 11 so any chance of a report on your visit(s)? Sorry if you already did, couldn't find anything in search though.

[Hansolo69]

Maybe drive up to Dusseldorf and try a club there 

[Steely Dan]

Practically no intel on Club 11 so any chance of a report on your visit(s)? Sorry if you already did, couldn't find anything in search though.

Here is my report from another forum back in 2013.  So just might be different now.

Had a great visit to Pascha this week. Highly recommended!

Paid my €5 fee to get in to the 11 floor tower palace of sex, and looked around the lower few floors. The first 6 floors are girls on stools in the hall like the Frankfurt RLD. I didn't notice the strip club, so decided to go to floor eleven. Paid the additional €60. They took my coat and called me sir, which was nice. As reported, this is a bit like an FKK, with a free bar and snacks, but the men and women are clothed. Thirty min with a girl is €60, but upselling has been reported.

Met Mary at the entrance to the floor. Big boobed Romanian. She decided to tour me around the 10th and 11th floors, and then we sat down to chat in the bar. Both floors are part of the venue and very attractive. After beer 2, I agreed to try out one on the rooms. We got a room with a shower, both got clean and went for it. No kissing, but great DATY. 69, playing with her excellent body, and great sex in 2 positions.

Back to the bar. I hung out with drink 4 on the couch. None of the 8 girls bothered me. A good thing. Talked a bit to a Spanish girl. Nice but I didn't fancy her. I was watching a blond at the bar. Short, posh haircut, very good looking. Dress a bit puffy. Hard to see her body. The great looking sort of girl that is sometimes a bad experience. But I still was pulled in by her. Moved up to sit on the bar stool next to her. Yolanda. Also Romanian. Was actually quite nice to talk to. We agreed for 30 min. I clarified that all I wanted was on offer, and that I was not going longer than 30. Grabbed a fresh drink, head to the room, dress off and WOW! Great big natural tits, very slim waist. Even better than I imagined in the bar. And very willing to enjoy herself, and I did too. My gem of the evening for sure. Chatting after, Yolanda confirmed that Fl 7 was TV, and that Fl 8 was where she stayed while working. Fl 9 was a hotel for men. Imagine. Hotel Pascha on my expense report!

Needed a break so learned about the strip club and decided to go. It is on the ground floor, but outside where I paid the €5 to get in. Ahhh. Confirmed I could come back to floor 11, and went for a look. Pretty good club, even if not in a brothel. Different girls. Fully naked stage dances and €10 lap dances on offer. Can't touch, and they won't leave with you. Had a pleasant time and a few drinks to regain my Mojo. I'm on what drink 7?

On the way back to 11, saw a "regular" girl on floor 1, who talked me into her "parlour". Only €50 for 30 min, and had a great time. So did she. I think she had had a quiet evening and wanted a DATY orgasm. Fine with me. Got back to 11th floor, not rested and ready to go, but more drunk, and with a third pop spent. 3 is my limit. I was done and happy. I went back up just to chill before the UBahn back.

Still, got chatting with the Spanish girl from before. It was fun to chat with her. Beer goggles did the rest. Why did I not realise before that she was the best looking girl on the planet? I had enough wits about me to get the price and service right, but was a bit worse for wear. Event number 4 is thus quite hard to recall. But it added to the pleasure of the evening. Spanish girl was kind enough after to help me find my worldly goods and head (staggering) toward the door. The Ubahn was too much trouble since there were taxis galore waiting to take me back for a few euro more.

Bye Pascha. Until next time.

[Steve2]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=62864
Also there is Pascha (go to 11th floor, I like this place even though it has flaws I just do), TeenyLand, and umm Parksauna Residenz

A good video here

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[Marmalade]

Not one of my fave cities though who can refuse such a nice big fat brothel? 

It's full of hills, and I found walking a pain and finding a place to park even worse. There are German cities I'd describe as moderately welcoming -- Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Stuttgart, Berlin -- whereas Koln I found as warm as icicles on a stuck-up old streetwalker's fanny. (OK you guessed, I didn't like it much ). Nice railway station.

[DrGFreeman]

I'm not sure why you're helping FkkSaunaClubsBlog
To me he's a walter mitty character - his 'blog' consists of links to other peoples reports (inc mine)
I am not a fan of someone who comes on here to ask questions to post the info elsewhere, while contributing no personal experience

edit :
this is his blog :  External Link/Members Only

[Marmalade]

Practically no intel on Club 11 so any chance of a report on your visit(s)? Sorry if you already did, couldn't find anything in search though.

So why not contribute some of your 'intel'?

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

So why not contribute some of your 'intel'?

Basically because it'd be about clubs there's already shedloads of info on (e.g. Artemis most recently), don't think I've any new insights to offer. However no problem posting if someone wanted to read, failing that I'll avoid asking further questions.

[Jerboa]

Basically because it'd be about clubs there's already shedloads of info on (e.g. Artemis most recently), don't think I've any new insights to offer. However no problem posting if someone wanted to read, failing that I'll avoid asking further questions.

Well if you have been to saunaclubs recently why not post a report here, the more the merrier, there is never to much info on a club or the ladies there, we're all individuals, and YMMV, or clubs and ladies change, so always worth hearing a new report.

[mad4eva]

Thanks for the feed back guys

Has anyone tried this place?
Harem Pauschalclub Partytreff
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Is Club Mondial worth a visit?

[Jerboa]

Thanks for the feed back guys

Has anyone tried this place?
Harem Pauschalclub Partytreff
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Is Club Mondial worth a visit?

You've got mixed up there, both Harem Pauschalclub have reverted to standard saunaclubs, the link you posted is another Harem, which is a saunaclub, it's no where near Cologne, it's round the corner from Sennelager camp by Paderborn.

[mad4eva]

Anyone been here

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Planning on visiting - it's an hour from cologne by car

How much would a taxi cost?

Is it worth the journey?

[Jerboa]

Anyone been here

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Planning on visiting - it's an hour from cologne by car

How much would a taxi cost?

Is it worth the journey?

No I've never been, but Happy Garden is a well known fkk club, if you're in Cologne and without a car it be pointless travelling all that way, pissing about with expensive taxis or trains, go to a club in Cologne.

[Marmalade]

Cologne has a very nice railway station.   

But what gets me about ...

Anyone been here

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Planning on visiting - it's an hour from cologne by car

How much would a taxi cost?

Is it worth the journey?

is the rash of new logins that don't say anything about their own punting or punting in the UK but immediately ask about some out of the way place. Funnily enough, they hardly ever seem to report back on what happened when they actually went there. 

[mad4eva]

I'll promise to report back marmalade 

But some good intel will dig up a good report

[Marmalade]

I'll promise to report back marmalade

That would be great

[Jerboa]

I'll promise to report back marmalade 

But some good intel will dig up a good report

As I said if you don't have a car it's a lot of hassle to try and get to some of these out of town clubs, take a look at my map External Link/Members Only you could get a train to Kempen, then short taxi ride, or if you're in Cologne why not go to Samya?

[mad4eva]

Can't go to samya for three days in a row

Need some other options

Thanks for the map

[Jerboa]

Can't go to samya for three days in a row

Need some other options

Thanks for the map

Then visit clubs in and around Cologne that are easy to access by public transport, example Oceans in Düsseldorf.

[thunder]

Off to Cologne and Dusseldorf soon.
Booked my place for a friday night color themed party at Farrel Lounge.
Will hit Living Room before going to FL.
Plan is to also go to Samya in Cologne and Oceans in Dusseldorf.
Will be without a car, hence going to Golden Time seems difficult.
Couple of questions if I may:
Do the clubs let you leave and come back a la Artemis style?
Sounds like Samya and LR dominated by Romanians. Any club worth mentioning for more variety and especially for German girls? Guess I'm a sucker for German blondes
Any other recommendations? Might sample pascha as well.
Thanks in advance

[Jerboa]

Off to Cologne and Dusseldorf soon.
Booked my place for a friday night color themed party at Farrel Lounge.
Will hit Living Room before going to FL.
Plan is to also go to Samya in Cologne and Oceans in Dusseldorf.
Will be without a car, hence going to Golden Time seems difficult.
Couple of questions if I may:
Do the clubs let you leave and come back a la Artemis style?
Sounds like Samya and LR dominated by Romanians. Any club worth mentioning for more variety and especially for German girls? Guess I'm a sucker for German blondes
Any other recommendations? Might sample pascha as well.
Thanks in advance

Yes all saunaclubs allow you to leave and return, as you're paying for daily entry, just tell the receptionist you plan to return as you go, most clubs have a high amount of Rom girls, if it wasn't for them many clubs would of closed.