Can I get a guide for getting a good massage from gumtree?

[cardboard]

So now that gumtree have removed pics of the massuses I feel like playing lucky dip and seeing what I get. Only thing is though i'm not sure which gumtree ads are for girls that give extras and which are legit. I know I want to play lucky dip but I don't want to rock up to the place and have to leave unsatisfied. Do most girls on gumtree give extras like how every oriental massage shop does? Also while i'm here I don't suppose anyone knows any titfuck specialists in london (north) or any bbw girls with huge tits that give a good b2b massage? I like what i've heard about Katie Massuse but croydon is far too far away for me

[baranabus96]

no?

I don't think many people on here use gumtree and even if they did I doubt any kind of guide would be worth the effort to make it. Just use AW or search for massage parlours or WG's that do good massages on here.

[jimmyjackjones]

I  have use Gumtree, for Massage services. It can be hit or miss. I have visit to women in North London Area. One Hungarian lady(Wembly)really fit  and toned goo to the gym, similar body to Hannah Milf on AW, she offers a good B2B massage, with OW,(only topless no touching)Another lady Polish Blond Late 20s worked out of her Home in Sudbury(Star Massage) really good, service offered Fully nude B2B Massage, with respectful touching allowed, no extras but A really reliable Solid Massage from Both.

[pewpewpew]

Have to be careful with gumtree. I once got a thai massage and didn't get any happy ending. Was just a massage. What the fuck right?

[cardboard]

no?

I don't think many people on here use gumtree and even if they did I doubt any kind of guide would be worth the effort to make it. Just use AW or search for massage parlours or WG's that do good massages on here.

hah by a guide I meant just some helpful hints and tips about using it. Wasn't expecting a manual

[scutty brown]

If its Thai or Chinese, and they have orchids, or pictures of orchids in the photos then you'll probably get at least a wank off the girls, possibly more.
No orchids, then probably no chance
Other flowers don't count

[weedougie]

hah by a guide I meant just some helpful hints and tips about using it. Wasn't expecting a manual

A manual is definitely an extra £15

[Kamaka]

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[Jonestown]

Anyone starting a thread like this on the day they sign up should be treated as suspicious and banned.

[baranabus96]

Anyone starting a thread like this on the day they sign up should be treated as suspicious and banned.

suspicious yes, banned no.

if they start a thread asking for photos of side-boob on the second day then they get a ban.

[Jonestown]

They are asking how you spot advertisers who will give extras on gumtree, next you will here that the girls are being outed to gumtree, as if gumtree don't give the girls a hard enough time as it is.

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[Stapler]

So now that gumtree have removed pics of the massuses I feel like playing lucky dip and seeing what I get. Only thing is though i'm not sure which gumtree ads are for girls that give extras and which are legit. I know I want to play lucky dip but I don't want to rock up to the place and have to leave unsatisfied. Do most girls on gumtree give extras like how every oriental massage shop does? Also while i'm here I don't suppose anyone knows any titfuck specialists in london (north) or any bbw girls with huge tits that give a good b2b massage? I like what i've heard about Katie Massuse but croydon is far too far away for me

Girls offering massage on GT are obliged to include 'not a sexual service' as part of the advertising agreement and rules.

However there are clues that more may be on offer :

If they are open till reasonably late.
If they are open 7 days per week
If they offer 4 handers

Alternatively why not check out the reviews on here for your area? 

[Jonestown]

Girls offering massage on GT are obliged to include 'not a sexual service' as part of the advertising agreement and rules.

However there are clues that more may be on offer :

If they are open till reasonably late.
If they are open 7 days per week
If they offer 4 handers

Alternatively why not check out the reviews on here for your area? 

Well done mate, no doubt you will be mentioned in not allowed dispatches.

[Stapler]

Well done mate, no doubt you will be mentioned in not allowed dispatches.

We have a lot of experience of FBSM in Brum. Don't mind sharing!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17498.0

Over 530,000 views and over 3,800 posts! 

[Stapler]

Well done mate, no doubt you will be mentioned in not allowed dispatches.

As you spend most of your time in walk ups, why not come to Brum and try the Walk In Hand Jobs?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110442.msg1287353#msg1287353

 

[Jonestown]

As you spend most of your time in walk ups, why not come to Brum and try the Walk In Hand Jobs?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110442.msg1287353#msg1287353

 

May well do as I actually spend most of my time being turned away from walk ups.

At least cardboard has now been put in the dumpster!