External Link/Members OnlyI visited this about a month ago, I would of reviewed earlier but the ad had been removed, texted an appointment, no probs with comms, asked to call when outside, tower block in the centre of SB, called and was let in by an Oriental guy, 50s-60 ?, led to a door and he walked in ahead of me, I walked into a hallway with doors to the left and right, concerned at this point and ready to be robbed as it was quite dark and he made no attempt at turning on a light.
I was not going to enter either room untill I found a light switch and when found I entered, not the girl in the pics but good figure and nice boobs, decided to give it a go and handed over the cash, the girl spoke barely any English and even difficult to make her understand that I wanted a shower first as OWO was showing, shown the bathroom and it was not good, the shower had two sliding doors, one was hanging off, I showered and most of the water ended up on the floor.
As I walked back into the bedroom she walked into the bathroom, door open she sat down and urinated loudly, definitely not going for RO today, laid on the bed face down and massage started, she was in her underwear at this point. Very poor effort at massage, at times just one hand being used, I very quickly got fed up and rolled over, she grabbed a condom and I said no, she either did not understand or wanted not to, OWO was not going to happen and condom went on to my half interested dick.
OW was good but after less that five minutes she stopped and laid on the bed, she applied a ton of lube between her legs and and a load onto me, time for sex in missionary, entered her { I think, sausage up the High Street sprung to mind } and could hardly feel anything, as I was banging away I looked down and her muff was the hairiest thing I have ever seen, there was no sign of her fanny at all, at this point I just wanted to finish, I had only been in her for a few moments and she started looking uncomfortable and was holding her tummy, as she had ensured that I was not getting full penetration this was bollocks, I kept going but after another two or three minutes she turned her head to look at the clock on the bedside cabinet, in doing so she had to move her arm out of the way, I have never seen so much under arm hair on a man let alone a woman, it was to me quite disgusting, that was me done.
I withdraw and removed the condom, her English suddenly improved and she asked if I wanted a handjob, I told her no and that her service was very poor, as I dressed she kept saying sorry, I was very pleased to walk from that, overall a crap service.
