Lovely@Melissa!xo - Pimlico, Westminster.

[HippyCrack]

Saw Lovely@Melissa!xo a few days ago at her flat in Pimlico, Westminster approx 5 minutes from the tube station. She was very much a plan E based on reviews on here but A, B, C, and D weren't available as they'd gone on holiday/moved out of London a day or two earlier which was really annoying and the days I can punt are extremely limited - normally once every few months.

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£80 for 30 mins, £100 for 60 mins

Good parts of the punt

1. She is the girl in the pictures, pretty, about 5 ft 4 very slim (possibly size 8) with large enhanced breasts, noticeable pinkish scars below so recently done. Very friendly. Hungarian.
2. Good comms - text to arrange and then a call when at location. Nice and easy and on time.
3. OWO, RO, 69, Massage, FK (although she just opens her mouth and thrusts out her tongue which was weird), happy to cowgirl to completion. She would have done other positions but I prefer CG
4. Has a bed and a massage table in room depending on your preference.
5. Happy to let you play with her tits and suck on them which some girls with fake ones don't let you do 'too sensitive babeee'.
6. Profile age is 23 but she looks a bit younger - 20/21, without the fake tits she'd look about 18.
7. She wore the glasses in the picture below throughout the punt which was sexy as hell.

Bad parts of the punt

1. The state of the room - bed with just sheet or mattress topper on there, junk all over the floor.
2. You have to be really really quiet for some reason
3. No shower offered - before or after. In the profile it says there is a shower.
4. She talks really fast so it can be quite hard to understand her.
5. She is quite passive, expecting you to say what you wanted to happen at each step. I prefer a WG to lead the punt.
6. No fingering (you can play with the clit but no insertion)

It's a positive review because I left the punt drained and happy and Melissa is a pretty, slim, sexy girl but there are aspects of the punt which could put off other punters - but for me I felt they didn't warrant a neutral or negative.

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[Cunning Punt]

She's been on and off my HL for months as I was undecided about her, so thanks for the detailed and balanced review. 

Plan E sounds about right.

[thebastard]

Thanks for the review, she had caught my eye and I've ben deciding if I want to see her.

Other reviews mention her personal hygine isn't always perfect, with unshaved legs and such. What was your experience? And I'm fine with her being passive, as long as she takes direction well - any complaints there?

[holland]

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1. The state of the room - bed with just sheet or mattress topper on there, junk all over the floor.

3. No shower offered - before or after. In the profile it says there is a shower.

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IMO this tells enough about the hygiene of this prossie.

[HippyCrack]

She kept stockings on during the punt and I couldn't feel any stubbly hair through the holes (fishnets?) -  I had noted that in previous reviews too so I did look out for it, her pubic area was stubbly rather than fully shaved with a few days growth on there. She smelt good and tasted fresh - no hint of smelly fanny and her arsehole was clean, so actual hygiene seemed fine - the room was a pigsty though.

Regarding her passiveness, she was good at following direction and there was nothing I suggested that she didn't do (and do well). On her profile she mentions stuff she will not do - PSE (which I'd imagine to be face fucking, deep throat), fisting, fingering, etc. I just prefer the wg leads the punt so it feels like a natural progression rather than a case of 'we've done that, what shall we do next?' that I got with Melissa.

[SamLP]

I had one of my worst punts with her. Stinking attitude and service.

My review and her previous profile:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77256.0
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[el-fei]

I visited her on a saturday afternoon. I arranged it by text, checked availability and then she asked if I was black. She doesn't see black guys. I said no, I'm not, I'm white, in reality I'm half hispanic, but not dark skinned. When I met her she was drinking Redbull (hate that smell) and questioned my race... she obviously didn't trust me, I exclaimed I'll leave if its a problem but she insisted it was fine
She was very reserved, asked me to keep quiet, and was like a piece of wood during sex. Those huge scars are permanent sadly. She decided to tell me about an awful ex client who was violent and I guess this could be why she was worried or reserved. I think she was gorgeous and sweet but I felt awful after. No shower was offered and she answered the phone while I was there to argue with a punter.

[xeron]

I visited her on a saturday afternoon. I arranged it by text, checked availability and then she asked if I was black. She doesn't see black guys. I said no, I'm not, I'm white, in reality I'm half hispanic, but not dark skinned. When I met her she was drinking Redbull (hate that smell) and questioned my race... she obviously didn't trust me, I exclaimed I'll leave if its a problem but she insisted it was fine

Ah so when she says 'Well its doesnt important to me how look like the client. Im looking for gentlemens whos kind and respectfull' shes lying there too. Thanks for saving me a potentially wasted trip 

[BuridansAss]

I've spoken to her a few times in the past, and apart from being a time waster on one occasion (reviewed here) what comes across is an overly precious young girl who claims to be easy going but in reality is quite uptight and fussy.

Sorry, but I'm not paying for aggro and a princess-attitude... I get enough of that in normal life!

[Rocket Scientist]

Just to add my pennies worth...

I've had two unsuccessful attempts at booking her.  On each occasion we briefly conversed, agreed a time, only for an apologetic cancellation text to follow shortly after. The second time she enquired about my ethnicity by text. 

So much for the "Well its doesn't important to me how look like the client.." line.  This is one more EE ass I will not be tapping

[hogcatcher]

Saw Lovely@Melissa!xo a few days ago at her flat in Pimlico, Westminster approx 5 minutes from the tube station. She was very much a plan E based on reviews on here but A, B, C, and D weren't available as they'd gone on holiday/moved out of London a day or two earlier which was really annoying and the days I can punt are extremely limited - normally once every few months.

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£80 for 30 mins, £100 for 60 mins

Good parts of the punt

1. She is the girl in the pictures, pretty, about 5 ft 4 very slim (possibly size 8) with large enhanced breasts, noticeable pinkish scars below so recently done. Very friendly. Hungarian.
2. Good comms - text to arrange and then a call when at location. Nice and easy and on time.
3. OWO, RO, 69, Massage, FK (although she just opens her mouth and thrusts out her tongue which was weird), happy to cowgirl to completion. She would have done other positions but I prefer CG
4. Has a bed and a massage table in room depending on your preference.
5. Happy to let you play with her tits and suck on them which some girls with fake ones don't let you do 'too sensitive babeee'.
6. Profile age is 23 but she looks a bit younger - 20/21, without the fake tits she'd look about 18.
7. She wore the glasses in the picture below throughout the punt which was sexy as hell.

Bad parts of the punt

1. The state of the room - bed with just sheet or mattress topper on there, junk all over the floor.
2. You have to be really really quiet for some reason
3. No shower offered - before or after. In the profile it says there is a shower.
4. She talks really fast so it can be quite hard to understand her.
5. She is quite passive, expecting you to say what you wanted to happen at each step. I prefer a WG to lead the punt.
6. No fingering (you can play with the clit but no insertion)

It's a positive review because I left the punt drained and happy and Melissa is a pretty, slim, sexy girl but there are aspects of the punt which could put off other punters - but for me I felt they didn't warrant a neutral or negative.

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Thanks for the review. Shes been on my HL for a while now. But I think for the price and the cons, I dont think shes worth it.

[Honolulu]

This chick was my first punt last November (2016), in about 16 years or so.

I thought she was good, but upon reflection she was shite.

I did write up a review so do take a look.

I had problems booking her initially as she said she had problems and ensured if I was Indian, as she had Indian men from India and not bought up in the UK as problems.  Always haggling and being disrespectful. 

I'm glad i banged her but warn others to be wary.  Tasted fine, she's quiet and worries about neighbours but did have hairy legs ( the lazy moo).

[PLeisure]

Her price seems OK for central London, but she comes across as somewhat paranoid about who her punters are. I'm basing this comment on various reviews in which others have mentioned experiences to such effect. It can't be a good starting position for a prossie to work from 
Beyond the hairy legs.... wtf  is the blatant lie on her profile that states she gets herself tested regularly. She's had two tests in as many years 

[AirForce1]

She looks good but bad hygiene/room and only seeing certain clients is code red, a similar girl with less baggage will pop up somewhere.

[The_Don]

I've spoken to her a few times in the past, and apart from being a time waster on one occasion (reviewed here) what comes across is an overly precious young girl who claims to be easy going but in reality is quite uptight and fussy.

Sorry, but I'm not paying for aggro and a princess-attitude... I get enough of that in normal life!

Didn't make any effort to engage me. Awkward. Had a "I'm doing you a favour attitude"

Only interested in taking your money and offering a terrible service. Would not recommend.

I've not punted this W/G, but I've come across (no pun intended) W/G with the princess syndrome and  I'm doing you a favour attitude. There a total waste of time and money, IMO.


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[johnstrong]

I punted with her at the beginning of last July. Found her wary and reluctant to engage,  passive to the extreme. Made me realise that I was a real mug spending  my hard earned cash on her. Would never go back. Lovely, my a--.

[holland]

I've not punted this W/G, but I've come across (no pun intended) W/G with the princess syndrome and  I'm doing you a favour attitude. There a total waste of time and money, IMO.


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Thanks The Don to post her verification picture. 
She doesn't look that good imo.

[SamLP]

Thanks The Don to post her verification picture. 
She doesn't look that good imo.

She actually looks better in person. That pic surprised me when I saw it a while back. However, her attitude is the real ugly factor, and reading from other punters experiences it seems my experience wasn't a one off. She's one to be avoided IMO.

[brolin_76]

body wise looks nice but bad attitude I'm out