New showers at Artemis .... well and of course some smoulderingly hot women!

[Butchers Dog]

So had the chance thanks to a combination of bad weather, flight delays and postponed meetings to grab an unscheduled Monday afternoon at Artemis.
First thing is the shower area has been completely refurbished, new rainforest type shower heads on electronically controlled timed showers (et al Sandys as was). Much better shower although you have to keep pressing the button if you want a longer shower!

Onto the punting 
So had the chance to see two girls in all with my limited time and all turned about to be Hungarians!
Nikki - A fuller figure girl with natural tits who caught me unaware in the bar promising me lots, but in reality delivering not a lot in the room. "Ohh darling I do not usually let guys fuck me in 30 minute bookings"! WTF needless to say she got some short shrift from me and after a short bout of owo did finally get inside her. Ended up giving her a good pounding much to her annoyance 
Tiffany - Sat in the kino chilling to be joined on the sofa by this leggy brunette whip had a good few tattoos and nice enhanced set of tits. Took her upstairs and had probably the best session I had in a while, lots of owo, DFK and then a good few positions which culminated in her riding me cowgirl whilst rubbing her clit frenetically! However she seemed to take a shine to me and was wanting a piece of me when I returned the next day. Managed to avoid as it happens as I like to sample a little of everything rather than re-visiting!

On the Tuesday had chance to a quick visit en route back to Schonefeld after being delayed on the autobahn. Just managed one punt with a tidy Romanian called Axania, a petite size 6 blonde with a neat enhanced pair of tits. Confirmed up front that I just wanted a simple 30 minutes and no up selling. She got the message! It was a great way to round off the trip especially taking her doggy watching my length disappear into this slim petite blonde young thing!
So had some dinner in the restaurant, a tasty half chicken with rice and salad before hitting the ringstrasse after the traffic had dissapeared 

[bigmanbigman]

So two entries €200 and three 30 min punts €180 ?
Free food and drinks included? Thanks for the info .

[pusfunman]

"Ohh darling I do not usually let guys fuck me in 30 minute bookings"!

WTF?!?! One for me to avoid on my next visit. Fear not, you're sacrafice will hault the disappointment of others

[Jerboa]

So two entries €200 and three 30 min punts €180 ?
Free food and drinks included? Thanks for the info .

Not sure where you got two entries at 200€, entry is 80€.

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

As Jerboa suggested I'll chip in my 2c too after my last visit. Overall IMO the quality of girls and (less importantly) facilities at Artemis are as good if not better than anywhere else I've seen. To my eyes there's a bit more diversity of looks than you tend to see in other clubs which isn't just down to the number of girls. However I think someone said before that they found the club unfriendly which I'd generally agree with. For example, rather than the usual young, hot and friendly Frau, I was "welcomed" at reception by a crusty middle-aged dame who only wanted my money and to get me out of the way, even though it wasn't even busy at the time. No big deal if you know the story but wouldn't be great for a first-timer. Also when the girls aren't busy or prowling for fresh meat, they mostly seem to just sit on their towels smoking in the main lounge which contrasts badly with the party atmosphere of an evening at Samya for example. Speaking of smoking, the haze that envelops the lounge in the evening is seriously off-putting as a non-smoker.

On to specifics: sessioned with Donna and Lucille (I think) on this visit. Bumped into brunette stunner Donna outside the kino downstairs, seemed quite friendly so adjourned to one of the rooms off the kino which isn't a great idea as the rooms upstairs are nicer. She tried a little upselling but when I made clear I wouldn't be availing, she settled down. Performance in basic 30 minutes was reasonable but nothing special, she also tried cutting time a little which is when my watch came in handy. Overall fantastic looks but average service, wouldn't be in a hurry to repeat. Met Lucille later as I staggered out of the lounge to get some oxygen into my lungs. While not one of the club stunners, she had a lovely natural curvy body and a friendly demeanour so after a short chat about our troubles learning German, it was off to a room upstairs. Good choice as she was eager to please and happy to let me play with her bits as long as I liked. Excellent performer in another basic 30 minutes, would repeat if there weren't so many alternatives to choose from. As always, some girls names change often so this may or may not be useful.

All JMHO, YMMV etc. ...

So two entries €200 and three 30 min punts €180 ?
Free food and drinks included? Thanks for the info .

Entry is €80 (food & drink excl. alcohol) although the Frau tried to get another €10 off me too for a drinks token.

[DrGFreeman]

IMO the quality of girls and (less importantly) facilities at Artemis are as good if not better than anywhere else I've seen.

really ?  which clubs are you comparing Artemis to ? Where else have you been ? you have been to samya at least ?

I don't get why people think artemis is so amazing.
What artemis has going for it is its in Berlin.
The wellness facilities are poorer than many of the big Frankfurt or cologne clubs. *
The bars are ok but unexceptional compared to other FKK
and girls can be pretty sharky, as this report demonstrates

*edit - when I last visited in Oct 2015

[Jerboa]

really ?  which clubs are you comparing Artemis to ? Where else have you been ? you have been to samya at least ?

I don't get why people think artemis is so amazing.
What artemis has going for it is its in Berlin.
The wellness facilities are poorer than many of the big Frankfurt or cologne clubs.
The bars are ok but unexceptional compared to other FKK
and girls can be pretty sharky, as this report demonstrates

Yes I see what you mean, Artemis has a monopoly in Berlin, they have no other local clubs to compete with, hence the higher rates and overpriced alcohol, and as you say there are many sharks to be found, similar to Palace, the girls are used to lots of foreign tourists and businessmen, who don't have a clue, and will pay whatever they are told.

[Butchers Dog]

So two entries €200 and three 30 min punts €180 ?
Free food and drinks included? Thanks for the info .

And ...... For me it works, I avail myself of the facilities and use it to soak up some "spare" time before a flight. Maybe my budget is a little higher than yours .. 
Each to their own ...

[Butchers Dog]

WTF?!?! One for me to avoid on my next visit. Fear not, you're sacrafice will hault the disappointment of others

Glad to been of service! 
It would seem that the day shift girls are more prone to attempting all this upselling shit  , due I believe in part to the lower number of punters during the day. It would appear IMHO that at night with more punters the girls are content with a std 30 minutes due to higher volumes of ounters and a greater throughput

[bigmanbigman]

From other posts it appears that this club is the top of the berlin fkk type of club in girls and price
Which whould be no2 and 3 or is there no competition ?

[pusfunman]

From other posts it appears that this club is the top of the berlin fkk type of club in girls and price
Which whould be no2 and 3 or is there no competition ?

There are no other FKKs in Berlin and I don't think any others in easy reach in the surrounding area. Other options in Berlin are all brothels. I'll leave those for others to comment on The biggest selection by a country mile is at Artemis and easy as pie to get to on the S-Bahn (overground local train network). Although as others always point out that Artemis has a higher number of fake boob/barbie types than other FKKs there are definitely plenty of different girls.

I'll be expanding my first hand German FKK knowledge in the coming year. I personally have much catching up to do!

[kavkav302a]

Hi I'm going to berlin in  couple of months .thanks for your reviews.  Should get two days in Artemis but would also like to see a girl in my hotel . Do these girls work in the club or are they agency girls External Link/Members Only . Thanks for your help

[Jerboa]

Hi I'm going to berlin in  couple of months .thanks for your reviews.  Should get two days in Artemis but would also like to see a girl in my hotel . Do these girls work in the club or are they agency girls External Link/Members Only . Thanks for your help

BerlinIntim has indys and brothels advertising, Jenna of Artemis used to advertise there, but think she was the only one, up to you if you book a girl to your hotel, but when you have a club like Artemis, doing a outcall is as pointless as a chocolate teapot IMHO.

[kavkav302a]

Thanks Jerboa . Point taken.  Never been before so looking forward to it now .

[Jonas5555]

So had the chance thanks to a combination of bad weather, flight delays and postponed meetings to grab an unscheduled Monday afternoon at Artemis.
First thing is the shower area has been completely refurbished, new rainforest type shower heads on electronically controlled timed showers (et al Sandys as was). Much better shower although you have to keep pressing the button if you want a longer shower!

Onto the punting 
So had the chance to see two girls in all with my limited time and all turned about to be Hungarians!
Nikki - A fuller figure girl with natural tits who caught me unaware in the bar promising me lots, but in reality delivering not a lot in the room. "Ohh darling I do not usually let guys fuck me in 30 minute bookings"! WTF needless to say she got some short shrift from me and after a short bout of owo did finally get inside her. Ended up giving her a good pounding much to her annoyance 
Tiffany - Sat in the kino chilling to be joined on the sofa by this leggy brunette whip had a good few tattoos and nice enhanced set of tits. Took her upstairs and had probably the best session I had in a while, lots of owo, DFK and then a good few positions which culminated in her riding me cowgirl whilst rubbing her clit frenetically! However she seemed to take a shine to me and was wanting a piece of me when I returned the next day. Managed to avoid as it happens as I like to sample a little of everything rather than re-visiting!

On the Tuesday had chance to a quick visit en route back to Schonefeld after being delayed on the autobahn. Just managed one punt with a tidy Romanian called Axania, a petite size 6 blonde with a neat enhanced pair of tits. Confirmed up front that I just wanted a simple 30 minutes and no up selling. She got the message! It was a great way to round off the trip especially taking her doggy watching my length disappear into this slim petite blonde young thing!
So had some dinner in the restaurant, a tasty half chicken with rice and salad before hitting the ringstrasse after the traffic had dissapeared 

Fantastic news about the shower upgrade as the old ones really needed an upgrade. What have they done - have they put some shower curtains up? I like the lady nudes, but could go a little less of the man nude if truth be told.

[Jerboa]

Fantastic news about the shower upgrade as the old ones really needed an upgrade. What have they done - have they put some shower curtains up? I like the lady nudes, but could go a little less of the man nude if truth be told.

It's frei korper kultur, if the other men's naked bodies scare you, maybe look for a different hobby, like train spotting.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

It's frei korper kultur, if the other men's naked bodies scare you, maybe look for a different hobby, like train spotting.

+1   

[edd05]

Hi I'm just wondering about the average visitor to fkk.  I'm in my early 20s and intregued by them. I'm guessing there'd be more middle aged gentlemend there but would I stick out being younger? Thanks

[pusfunman]

Hi I'm just wondering about the average visitor to fkk.  I'm in my early 20s and intregued by them. I'm guessing there'd be more middle aged gentlemend there but would I stick out being younger? Thanks

It's a real mix to be honest. All sorts. Maybe there are fewer young guys, but there's really no reason to care. I don't think there's such a thing as an average punter. Certainly I didn't see a steady stream of stereotype dirty older guys in hats and long overcoats making the short walk from the nearby S-Bahn station to the building  ...

[chrishornx]

It's a real mix to be honest. All sorts. Maybe there are fewer young guys, but there's really no reason to care. I don't think there's such a thing as an average punter. Certainly I didn't see a steady stream of stereotype dirty older guys in hats and long overcoats making the short walk from the nearby S-Bahn station to the building  ...

bang on all sorts sizes and shapes go to an FKK even th escorts ar eblck white young old skinny big etc.

complete all sorts