MEETING DETAILS: Escort name: Cleo
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Date of Visit: Wednesday Feb 2017, Type of Visit: Incall (SW3, South Kensington)
Incall price structure: 1h: £150, 2h: £300, 3h: £450 (outcalls: extra £50)
Time Spent: 1 hour, Fee Paid: £150
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyDISCLAIMERThis is my first review so please allow any mistakes or lack of detail. I've had a few punts before but by no means a regular which I guess could affect my outlook. Because of the experience though I felt compelled to share so that hopefully others could benefit from it. I had read this review before seeing her, and used it as somewhat of a template, a great review!
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91714.msg1113375HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCEHer face appears fairly similar to her photos. I'm not a fan of things fake (fake tits being an exception), natural is always better though. However she wears huge fake eyelashes, fake hair - this was really off-putting when I went to hold her head while she was giving OWO, and her lips are the worst. They're obviously lip injections and are rock hard. Although she offers kissing, which I normally enjoy, this was really unenjoyable. She's definitely put on quite a few pounds compared to her pictures, unfortunately for her it's mostly around her stomach. Her breasts were ok, they sagged and had stretch marks but were fun to bury my face in. Her bum is no way near as good as her pictures leads you to believe, which for me was a killer as I'm definitely a bum man. She has a nice pussy though and smelt sweet. From her photos I thought she was an 8/10, in reality it's more like a 5-6/10.
HER PERSONALITYShe was nice and welcoming, fairly easy going. Her english as mentioned before is pretty good, she misunderstood a few things. She asked which position I wanted to start with, I told her I wanted to bend her over the bed, which she understood as raise your legs
I wasn't going to correct her as it looked so inviting
but funny nonetheless. She's ok to chat to, we actually had a chat about Brexit (!) and what she/european working girls would do if they needed to apply for Visas to remain. She was actually stalling here and not wanting to get into round 2. She also spent a lot of time on her phone which was off-putting. At the start when I was nuzzling in her breasts she was reaching over and responding to messages on her phone. A busy girl who said she had bookings back to back all day until midnight, and it felt like it during the meeting.
ABOUT THE MEETING1. She offered OW or OWO, I opted for OWO which was ok, nothing special. It felt like no tongue and not deep, very little hand movement and she said she didn't offer ball licking (I was freshly shaved and showered so that wasn't the issue). Not very impressed and she had this nasty habit of every so often spitting into a wet wipe.
2. Her FK was weird, she had a an odd hard tongue stabbing manoeuvre which combined with her rock hard lips meant I opted to avoid that
3. She spends most of the time watching herself in the mirrors that run the length of her wardrobes which run the length of the bed. She lets out the occasional moan or "mmmm". Felt very disconnected and robotic.
4. She was quite specific about what I could/couldn't do. Had a nice titwank but she refused to combine this with any BJ, maybe because of the lube she had put on. It felt like there was a limited amount of services she offered and was quite strict about it. Very mechanical and methodical.
5. The RO was nice, she has a nice pussy and made a few noises. She did let me tongue her ass and use fingers on her clit, no fingers inside though.
6. This is probably my fault, but after banging her in doggy I pulled out and stripped the hat off ready to spunk on her body but she ran away and then complained that I came on her bed. She claimed she was worried about me trying to cum on her pussy. Again this was probably my fault for not warning her I was about to come but it was a bit awkward and I was surprised how fast she got the hell out of there.
7. Afterwards we were chatting and I was expecting her to offer something or start playing with me but she was on her phone and showing no interest. We had 25 mins left but she seemed already to be thinking about the next appointment. After 10 mins of chatting and me getting increasingly less responsive to her chat as I realised she seemed to be stalling, she offered a massage. This was terrible. Literally just rubbing some oil on my back with no pressure or skill. To begin with she was only doing it one handed (I think she was still on her phone lol). After a few mins of this I turned over and asked her to do the front hoping this would lead to at least a handjob. She avoided the fella so I had to ask about round 2. By this point there was only 10 mins left and she said sorry there wasn't time I had to leave as she had another client on the way.
8. She did take it quite hard which was good after a very slow build up. Her request(!)
9. She puts in little effort in all the services she offered.
10. The whole experience lacked any excitement, felt very mechanical and like I was just another number she had to get through.
FINAL VERDICTI can't recommend her, neither her looks or services or performance were very good. I would suggest opting for a different punt. She won't miss the business as she seemed to be booked up endlessly every day. But for the punters that read this curious about booking her, give it a miss. Even if she looked more like her photos, the whole meeting wasn't great. I had try to avoid Eastern Europeans in the past, I prefer the latin ladies, and now I think I'll avoid them even more. Just not my thing.
N.B. Apologies if this review lacked a bit, but Jason's review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91714.msg1113375 fills in lots of the details!
