Author Topic: DARK ALEX - Birmingham  (Read 4567 times)


28 review(s) for DARK ALEX (23 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline YoungBrum

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Episode 2 of my Masshouse visits. I previously saw Blonde Lia in December. If you've read that review, you'll know I had a great experience with her. Having seen Alex today, I can tell you Lia has competition.

Communications

I texted her this morning to see if she was available later. She responded a few minutes later. Everything was sorted within a few minutes, including address.

10/10

Location

Masshouse block of flats on Moor St. The keypad is a real bastard to use, but like last time somebody was going in at the same time as me. The flat itself is clean and tidy. You'll only see the hallway, the room you'll be in and the bathroom. Some have said that the towels in the bathroom are damp and stink of it, but I always bring my own. I couldn't smell damp in the bathroom.

9/10

The girl

Alex did the usual thing of standing behind the door while you enter. Scoobydoo888 said she resembles Missy Peregrym and I can sort of see what he meant. I'd say she's a 6 pushing a 7 facially, but her body is a 9. Fit and toned. She said the gym is her drug, and she had been earlier that morning. It really shows, she's got firm thighs and barely any fat on her. Her profile says size 6-8 and 5'3, I'd say that's right. I'd guess early 30s if I had to guess her age.

8/10

The experience

So I paid, then had a shower. Came back to her and we got down to business. Loads of kissing to start. Deep, tongue touching your tonsils type of kissing if you like that type of thing. She got undressed and started OWO. Pretty good technique, then we moved to 69. She's clean down there and quite responsive. Went back to kissing and she put the condom on and got on top. She's quite tight to begin with too.

Of her own accord, she planted her feet and carried on. Google tells me this is called Asian cowgirl. Whatever, it felt good. I felt adventurous so I picked her up and fucked her standing up. I've tried that before with other girls and they flatly tell me don't, but she went along with it. We ran through standing doggy (she doesn't arch her back though which is a shame), missionary, spoons and the prone position. She participates too, rather than just lying there like a plank. By the time I was done, it was 2 minutes past the hour. She had a watch on but she didn't look at it at all. There's a clock on the wall but that's stopped.

9.5/10

Positives

Quick and easy communication
Clean and tidy flat which is easy to find
She's so fit, seriously.
Her English is fine
Very friendly too


Negatives

I personally don't like so much tongue when kissing


I'd definitely recommend and once I've gone through my HL and seen the other 2 Masshouse women, I'll be back. Overall 9.5/10

Offline BillyBackDoor

Thanks for the detailed review.  Alex is the one MH girl I've never seen.  Though not exactly sure why now and maybe something I should consider correcting.

Think it might have been to do with previous reviewers describing her facial features as looking pinched, strong and sharp.  Corporate was the word used.  Immediately made me think of Glenn Close and just didn't sound appealing at the time.

Missy Peregrym though is another story.  How similar to her would you say she is?  You said you could sort of see the resemblance, but that could have been a polite way of saying that Scooby should have gone to Specsavers.

Offline YoungBrum

I don't know how best to describe her face. Definitely not ugly, and I don't see any resemblance to Glenn Close. Strong and sharp are definitely good words actually

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It has to be said, these Mass House girls give bloody good value for money.....£90ph and you can have two of them for £120ph. Must be the best value out there :thumbsup:

Thanks YB

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It has to be said, these Mass House girls give bloody good value for money.....£90ph and you can have two of them for £120ph. Must be the best value out there :thumbsup:

I agree Dodo, but it used to be £80 p.h, 12.5% increase :angry:. The Government should include WG fees in both CPI and RPI figures.

Dark Alex is the only MH Girl I haven't seen either. Must put that right based on YB's glowing review.

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OBG
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Offline alpharius

Shiny. Actually sounds like a decent GFE  :yahoo:

What were here boobs like? Says enhanced though that's a whole spectrum of things

Thanks for the review, she's gonna move from my 'Might' HL to 'Will' HL

Alpharius  :music:

Offline YoungBrum

Shiny. Actually sounds like a decent GFE  :yahoo:

What were here boobs like? Says enhanced though that's a whole spectrum of things

Thanks for the review, she's gonna move from my 'Might' HL to 'Will' HL

Alpharius  :music:

They're very round and perky, don't know if that's your thing. But they're nice and firm and her nipples are responsive

Offline alpharius

They're very round and perky, don't know if that's your thing. But they're nice and firm and her nipples are responsive

Absolutely. The firmer, perkier (and faker), the better. Sounds like she lets you play with them too

Alpharius  :music:
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Dodo

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Absolutely. The firmer, perkier (and faker), the better. Sounds like she lets you play with them too

Alpharius  :music:
They certainly look to be defying gravity but an earlier review suggested they were a tad droopy which surprised me given the photographic evidence on her profile.
Anyone know if she does duo's with Lia.

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Sorry Dodo, she only duos with Sandy. Lia partners Amanda. Both tend to do opposite shifts

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DA never made it onto my hot list.  However, her new photos look pretty good, currently reassessing the situation.

Offline Kendrig

When I had a duo with Sandy and Alex, Sandy was the better performer. Problem was the girls didn't provide and lesbo stuff, so was disappointed, for a duo would only state it was average.

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When I had a duo with Sandy and Alex, Sandy was the better performer. Problem was the girls didn't provide and lesbo stuff, so was disappointed, for a duo would only state it was average.

well i guess if you are in a duo u defo want to see a lesbian show aswell.

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Looks like Alex provides a decent service on her own,

But tends to take a back seat when with Sandy.

Better to see them separately than together.

Thanks for informative review  youngbrum.
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When I had a duo with Sandy and Alex, Sandy was the better performer. Problem was the girls didn't provide and lesbo stuff, so was disappointed, for a duo would only state it was average.

To be fair to Sandy and Alex neither of them mention any lesbian action on their profiles so we shouldn't just assume its available, and at £120 for an hour duo we shouldn't really expect the earth.

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Saw Alex this evening when I was let down by Bianka.

Body 10/10, attitude 9/10. Fk 5/10 very unusual with tongue sticking out and rotating, you will know what I mean if you have seen her.

I have completed the 'holy trinity' of seeing all four Masshouse Girls and my ranking is as follows

1. Sandy
2. Amanda
3. Blonde Lia
4. Dark Alex.

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OBG
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Saw Alex this evening when I was let down by Bianka.

Body 10/10, attitude 9/10. Fk 5/10 very unusual with tongue sticking out and rotating, you will know what I mean if you have seen her.

I have completed the 'holy trinity' of seeing all four Masshouse Girls and my ranking is as follows

1. Sandy
2. Amanda
3. Blonde Lia
4. Dark Alex.

Regards
OBG
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What about Jenny !!

I've yet to see Alex but my ranking would be:-
Lia
Amanda
Jenny
Sandy
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What about Jenny !!

I've yet to see Alex but my ranking would be:-
Lia
Amanda
Jenny
Sandy

Jenny...??? who is jenny any link please Dodo?
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Offline Wolverhampton1990

Jenny...??? who is jenny any link please Dodo?
I think her adultwork username was Jenny.1, but is no longer around.

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I think her adultwork username was Jenny.1, but is no longer around.

Oh ok  :hi:
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Jenny...??? who is jenny any link please Dodo?
Jenny, you mean you don't know Jenny!!

Pop her name in 'search' above and you will see plenty about Jenny who has been at Mass House for years. Her profile is down at the present time whether temporary or not I don't know.
I'm sorry Jaw but without Jenny you can't say you have achieved that Mass House Holy Grail.

Wonder if anyone else has done all five!!
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Sorry Dodo,

But im a masshouse noob,  :unknown:
Sandy is as close as I have come to the masshouse girls and to be honest I didnt write a review on Sandy.  :blush:

It was just an average GFE and we didnt really click.  :timeout:
Maybe I should have wrote a review, was over a year ago now so no point  :thumbsup:
one thing I will say was the towel was clean and her pussy didnt stink  :yahoo:
Although from the reviews on her new profile it looks like the smelly pussy fiasco is well and truly behind her  :coolgirl:

Sorry for not punting all the masshouse girls Dodo :P

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Jaw, I got a bit confused there, my comment about the Holy Grail should of course have been directed towards Oral and not you.....sorry Matey.

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Jaw, I got a bit confused there, my comment about the Holy Grail should of course have been directed towards Oral and not you.....sorry Matey.

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Offline YoungBrum

Saw Alex this evening when I was let down by Bianka.

Body 10/10, attitude 9/10. Fk 5/10 very unusual with tongue sticking out and rotating, you will know what I mean if you have seen her.

I have completed the 'holy trinity' of seeing all four Masshouse Girls and my ranking is as follows

1. Sandy
2. Amanda
3. Blonde Lia
4. Dark Alex.

Regards
OBG
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So the only two I've seen are the worst two in your opinion? I'm in for a treat then aren't I   :)

Offline azrael

Thanks for the review yb. I just noticed dodo's gone  :unknown:

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Dodo, you are right. Jenny. She was the very first Masshouse Girl I saw, probably 2 years ago. On reflection she would have taken top spot, above Sandy.
I therefore lay claim to the Masshouse Holy Trinity :angelgirl:

Jenny disappeared a while ago.

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I have completed the 'holy trinity' of seeing all four Masshouse Girls and my ranking is as follows

1. Sandy
2. Amanda
3. Blonde Lia
4. Dark Alex.

Regards
OBG
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I dont mean to judge but doesnt "trinity" mean 3? You need to add to that list jenny.1 and  fantastic terry i think her name was that being the case i've screwed 4 also, the list below is whom i saw in order

1) amanda
2) terry
3) sandy
4) jenny

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fantastic terry i think her name was

Her name was Lovely Tery.

When Tery retired Jenny.1 took over Tery's profile (renamed as JENNY TERY) after AW deleted Jenny.1's profile. The reviews on UKP are all for Tery NOT for Jenny to avoid any confusion.

Jenny is essentially retired now but never say never
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