Arseholes

[DickDiver]

I had a traumatic morning. First I read Roger's review of the sauna girl with a bad doze of the dangling farmers and got the boak. Then i flicked on to UKE and there were a disproportionate number of arsehole and gaping fanny pictures and I was completely heaving.

I love how women look. Tits, curves, legs and arses but extreme close ups are not flattering no matter how attractive the rest of the package actually is.

Does anyone actually make a decision to punt based on a zoomed in arsehole and gaping fanny??

[StikiWiki]

Ohhhh, what a morning Dick, couldn't agree more. I've always thought less is more.
For me, the face is a good start point, thinking if I can get someone like that lips around the helmet of my old man I would be more than happy, might cost me a couple of quid, but chatting a bird up in the boozer can be costly and you aint guaranteed a bloody thing. The rest is up for investigation, as long as it is clean and doesn't smell, one fanny is pretty much that same as another.

[Randy Mcknob]

My hunch is it's a hangover from 80's 90's porn mags.  To a young Mcknob a good quality photo of a fit burds parted undercarriage was very exciting, when I stood no chance of getting near one for real.  When I say good quality I mean well lit, artfully parted with nice hands, airbrushed possibly, even with some snatch makeup maybe.  i.e. a perfect shot of a pretty little hole.  However the photos taken in a grubby room on a phone camera yep I'm with you on that one.  Re the asshole close up do you remember when they used to airbrush out the girls pucker in magazines, they were on to something there.

The other one that I find a bit daft and recon comes from dirty books is the girl on hands and knees with her stiletto heal hooking her knicker elastic.  Don't get it, just makes me think she's not figured out how to get dressed properly.

[Don Quixote]

Does anyone actually make a decision to punt based on a zoomed in arsehole and gaping fanny??

A photo of a gaping fanny of the wizard's sleeve variety is unlikely to act as an encouragement for me, but a photo of a tight and tidy fanny with nice pussy lips would definitely be something that could help me make up my mind.

[Happyjose]

Yeah, put me off a few times in the past. Think it's reserved for private galleries these days?

I'm all about the romance