There’s usually a few “massage” ladies on VS of the oriental persuasion around Huddersfield, usually Thai. There’s currently two operations going on, one north of town, quite a professional thing with girls circulating run by Katy or similar, the other to the south in a terrace in a non too salubrious area, advertises as sexy oriental.... both reviewed on here.
Anyway being at a loose end tonight, it was either sample something somewhere to celebrate payday or have a wank and a Tesco microwave curry, the former won.
Saw this
External Link/Members OnlyMaybe not everyone’s cup of tea but I like to meet a bigger lady once in a while.
Surprised nobody’s reviewed already or maybe I just missed it. Anyway phoned and was texted shortly after the usual postcode text. Much to my surprise a different location but one I had a sneaky suspicion about which came true. When I phoned on arriving to get the final address it turns out she’s got a room in a well known massage shop. Am I allowed to say which one or is that like identifying a SPs street? Well it’s not hard to guess which one. Up the stairs (why do they always smell of stale fags and dirt) and I was ushered into a really cold room. Curvy put the heating on but guess she wasn’t busy.
Off with my kit and face down on a mattress on the floor. My feet were like ice blocks by now, she didn’t want to massage them so that wasn’t heating them up. After a couple of minutes of lacklustre leg rubs she stripped off and started rubbing her body oh my back. Her pussy was really scratchy and all I could think of was that song teens sing at camp about Yogis girlfriend being a grizzy bear.
Turn over and she got a vibrator to her pussy and told me to suck her tits. This seemed promising but unfortunately that was the highlight. Few minutes of that and she told me to lie back for my finish hj. Wtf, it’s not even 15 mins in.
Sat up instead and stroked her legs and tried to kiss her pussy. Absolutely no reaction.... it also tasted strange, like Parma violets mixed with Carex? Hmmm
Again she tried finishing me off, again I said too early. Tried leaning in for a kiss... doesn’t do that (according to her profile she does at discretion. I’ve never had complaints ever but maybe I’m not hansum enough for her (about appearance, she’s bigger even than the pictures suggest and is very plump in the face.... she’s no oil painting if I’m not haha).
Asked if she does.... and pointed at her fanny. No, don’t do that.
Now forgive me if I’m thick but advertising on VS specific escort site, advertising as doing escorting, french kissing and even water sports, well that to me says she implies she does.... you know..... escorting not just a naked willy tug.
Oh well, make the best of it. Let her pull me, quick clean up and I was out the door a good 6 minutes before my paid for time.
So to summarise
Big girl.. more than even the ads show
Doesn’t do gfe, doesn’t do fs or kissing even tho it’s on her likes and she’s on a bloody escort site.
Finishes before your paid time, rushes you out
Crap massage
Cold room
For someone saying she’s Malaysian she knows Thai too. Burst into a right conversation with a Thai girl in reception after I’d left and stepped into the ashtray of a hallway. As it’s a Thai massage then there’s some connection.
Wish I’d just had a wank after all.
It’s a very narrow negative but for me there are just too many drawbacks to this one.
