B2B Massage from Joyce @ Berrylands, London

[Tommyboy1]

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Have been to this place a few times. They offer B2B at £60 for 30 mins. It's a set price so no messing around negotiating with the girls. The girls working all seem to be from Philippines and in their late 20's or early 30's. The woman who seems to be the manager is in her 40's and fairly overweight so unless that is your thing you'll want to steer clear of her.

Joyce is a nice slim and friendly filipino girl in her mid to late 20's. She has medium breasts, I'd say a B cup. She gives a very nice B2B massage with full body slides across your back and front. She is not shy and knows what she is doing.

The shower is small and not the best I've ever used, but not the worst.

Location is about 5 doors from the train station. The trains are only every half hour. You can always catch the K2 bus to Surbiton (15mins on bus) where there is a better service to Central London. Even better is to drive, parking is free!

[fredpunter]

I honestly can't recommend this place ... though I didn't see Joyce so maybe sometimes it's better.

My most recent visit .... crap massage - lass seemed to think all she had to do was smear oil over me .... crap wank- she stopped doing it as soon as the first spurt emerged - someone should tell them at wank school you don't stop till he begs you to ... and to cap it all she tried telling me my hour was up after 40 minutes. I was tempted to agree but on principle pointed out her error so she spent another few minutes rubbing oil in my hair thus ensuring I emerged looking like a balding Johnny rotten.

The frustrating thing is I know of a couple of other places I'm always happy with but am cursed with the male urge to keep trying different places. One of the other places offers no extras but a consistently excellent massage. The other offers a massage nearly as good and a variety of expensive extras if desired (though it's generally one particular woman I go and see ... although I've had owo from one of her colleagues she was nothing like as attractive as my "regular" but my regular doesn't offer oral at all)

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Fredpunter.....your reply is hilarious. 

Was contemplating a visit to Berrylands as I seem to be into massage lately. May still pop in sometime in the near future. Have been visiting the Chinese place in Epsom / Pound Lane recently.

Curious though where your favourite places are.

[Jonestown]

Any really small Pinay girls there ?

[fredpunter]

V.o.d.
For a great massage I'd seek out the middle aged oriental lass at cutwalk in Kingston.  No hand relief but the pain relief she offers to my various aching bits lasts 2 or 3 days so no complaints from me. Worth paying the extra for the hot stones... I'd always assumed they were a gimmick till she used them on me once for free and they do make a difference. I think she's called mancita.  If anyone has been offered extras here then I'd be interested to hear about it ... a probably a bit peed off too 
Not able to comment on the hairdressing or nail polishing that is also offered here (massage upstairs ... beautifying downstairs).

The other place is oriental style on richmond road. I've mentioned this on other threads so am wary of sounding like a tout but you did ask. I'd only feel comfortable recommending anya  (ania?). I've had more naughtiness from one of her colleagues but she wasn't as cute and her massage was nothing like as good. Nothing comes cheap though ....

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Thanks Fred.

May check them out in the not to distant future. I seem to be enjoying a good massage more than a full service recently. Strange. 

[Tommyboy1]

Guys, if you are visiting, to ensure you get a decent service, I'd suggesting asking the receptionist for a girl who does B2B. When contacting any massage place I find that sends out the signals that you are not going to be pleased with a standard HJ and expect a bit more. When they say B2B is not available or the girl does not do it, chances are you will get a fairly vanilla HJ with no touching allowed.

[Tommyboy1]

V.o.d.
For a great massage I'd seek out the middle aged oriental lass at cutwalk in Kingston.

When this place opened first about 3 years ago (under a different name) there was a Thai girl working and I managed to get her to do B2B. When we were done she said I can't believe I done that with you! I never saw her after that and was never able to get any extras whatsoever on any subsequent visits. One time when enquiring over the phone the manager took the phone from the receptionist and told me in no uncertain terms that they don't do stuff like that. I asked him why are you advertising in Gumtree alongside other massage shops who clearly offer extras. He said that's my business and put the phone down!

[fredpunter]

Guys, if you are visiting, to ensure you get a decent service, I'd suggesting asking the receptionist for a girl who does B2B. When contacting any massage place I find that sends out the signals that you are not going to be pleased with a standard HJ and expect a bit more. When they say B2B is not available or the girl does not do it, chances are you will get a fairly vanilla HJ with no touching allowed.

You're assuming folk want body to body. I was offered it at this place but didn't want it partly because the lasses tend to be quite big and not especially attractive and partly because it's usually a waste of money. I would have been perfectly happy with a good massage and a good wank but wasn't really impressed with either.

[fredpunter]

When this place opened first about 3 years ago (under a different name) there was a Thai girl working and I managed to get her to do B2B. When we were done she said I can't believe I done that with you! I never saw her after that and was never able to get any extras whatsoever on any subsequent visits. One time when enquiring over the phone the manager took the phone from the receptionist and told me in no uncertain terms that they don't do stuff like that. I asked him why are you advertising in Gumtree alongside other massage shops who clearly offer extras. He said that's my business and put the phone down!

That's been my experience ... but the massage is excellent if you just want a massage ... I've been a few times knowing that a massage was all I was going to get.

Thanks for confirming it's not just me they won't offer it to 

[Tommyboy1]

You're assuming folk want body to body. I was offered it at this place but didn't want it partly because the lasses tend to be quite big and not especially attractive and partly because it's usually a waste of money. I would have been perfectly happy with a good massage and a good wank but wasn't really impressed with either.

You don't have to take the B2B, you can just ask if they do it. A yes answer usually indicates you will get a decent HJ plus be able to feel her up.

[fredpunter]

You don't have to take the B2B, you can just ask if they do it. A yes answer usually indicates you will get a decent HJ plus be able to feel her up.

I didn't have to ask cos I was offered it as soon as I walked in ... which is a first for me. Was told ... unprompted .... £40 for normal massage .... £60 for "all over" massage (as she pointed at my groin) or £80 for b2b. And I did get to feel her up!

I guess if all you want is the naughtys then 30 mins at this place may just satisfy you but ... and I'm tired of saying this but I don't expect anyone to remember anything I say ... if I go for a massage I go for an hour because the actual massage is also important to me. So if it's no good I'm not happy. If the wank is also below par I'm doubly disappointed.

But as the old saying goes ymmv.