Author Topic: Kitty in Stratford (forest gate) (Read 1699 times)

ihateyoubutler · « **on:** February 01, 2017, 03:39:22 pm »

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After a few desperate last ditch attempts on AW for a decent punt with good reviews I eventually and now regrettably ended up opting for an ad on vivastreet and god I`ll never be doing that again.

Comms - absolutely fantastic, lovely voice that seemed fitting to the profile picture. Even helped me find the address in question which is about a 5 minute walk away from the Mcdonalds in Romford Road.

Location - not sure where to begin. From the outside it was a dingy looking bed and breakfast and that was the highlight. Stingy tiny little rooms with a bed, tv and shower and nothing possibly else could fit inside. Ran by pakistani`s with loads of eastern european gents roaming the corridors as the girls inside work away (yes, that sort of place)

Looks - Nothing like the picture whatsoever. Why I dont dispute it could be her with a hell of a lot of make up and photoshopping, the girl in question was plain average facially. Had more roots in her hair than epping forest and just looked like your average Romanian/Bulgarian punt. Petite girl with sagging boobs who when asked me how old I thought she was which was about 30 I politely replied 25 only for her to tell me she was infact 22

Meeting - horrid. Started by telling me we were not to talk loudly as their were other girls working in other rooms and when I eventually went in for a kiss to to break the ice she told me this was strictly not a GFE punt and that she never kisses clients.

Eventually rubbered me up with tons of lube for a BJ and the combination of both having to wear a raincoat and her pretty much going through the motions did nothing for me so I eventually asked her to unrobe and went in for a feel of tit only again to be told this was strictly no touching.

Ended up in reverse cowgirl, then doggie and finished with a bit of mish and at all times she had her hand on the base of me (am only about 6 inches at best so could hardly use that as an excuse).

Paid £90 for an hour but after 30mins just nothing was happening so took my £40 sheets for the remaining half hour and fucked off without even a single pump. Wish I could tell you I was a scruffy bloke in his mid 40s so she might be better with more attractive clients and though I`m no oil painting (hence the reason im fucking working girls in the first place) i`m only early 30s and work in the city hence my attire.

Avoid like the plague

peter purves · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2017, 07:55:57 pm »

Quote from: ihateyoubutler on February 01, 2017, 03:39:22 pm

External Link/Members Only

After a few desperate last ditch attempts on AW for a decent punt with good reviews I eventually and now regrettably ended up opting for an ad on vivastreet and god I`ll never be doing that again.

Comms - absolutely fantastic, lovely voice that seemed fitting to the profile picture. Even helped me find the address in question which is about a 5 minute walk away from the Mcdonalds in Romford Road.

Location - not sure where to begin. From the outside it was a dingy looking bed and breakfast and that was the highlight. Stingy tiny little rooms with a bed, tv and shower and nothing possibly else could fit inside. Ran by pakistani`s with loads of eastern european gents roaming the corridors as the girls inside work away (yes, that sort of place)

Looks - Nothing like the picture whatsoever. Why I dont dispute it could be her with a hell of a lot of make up and photoshopping, the girl in question was plain average facially. Had more roots in her hair than epping forest and just looked like your average Romanian/Bulgarian punt. Petite girl with sagging boobs who when asked me how old I thought she was which was about 30 I politely replied 25 only for her to tell me she was infact 22

Meeting - horrid. Started by telling me we were not to talk loudly as their were other girls working in other rooms and when I eventually went in for a kiss to to break the ice she told me this was strictly not a GFE punt and that she never kisses clients.

Eventually rubbered me up with tons of lube for a BJ and the combination of both having to wear a raincoat and her pretty much going through the motions did nothing for me so I eventually asked her to unrobe and went in for a feel of tit only again to be told this was strictly no touching.

Ended up in reverse cowgirl, then doggie and finished with a bit of mish and at all times she had her hand on the base of me (am only about 6 inches at best so could hardly use that as an excuse).

Paid £90 for an hour but after 30mins just nothing was happening so took my £40 sheets for the remaining half hour and fucked off without even a single pump. Wish I could tell you I was a scruffy bloke in his mid 40s so she might be better with more attractive clients and though I`m no oil painting (hence the reason im fucking working girls in the first place) i`m only early 30s and work in the city hence my attire.

Avoid like the plague

Sounds like the EE establishment that has been mentioned on here that were essentially advertising Latin women but now looks to have perhaps changed emphasis.

Sorry to hear mate