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22 review(s) for Cosmic Hell-Cat (18 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by ]

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As a preamble I think this review should serve as a lesson, firstly to myself for not reading the complete thread on reviews and to others who see WGs but for whatever reason do not post reviews.

Booking: she states on her profile that she prefers texts so I texted her and booked her for 90 minutes @ £180.

Location: near Stepney Green tube station literally on the high street wedged between shops. Luckily I live in Stratford so the journey was both direct and short.

The meet: She buzzed me into the flats, there was no elevator so it was a climb up, I think about four flights of stairs. When I entered her flat I have to admit I did not get a good vibe whatsoever. I asked for and was granted a shower, as I was showering I noticed a massive poster of Sid Vicious and thought that it seemed very try hard. As an American she tries desperatley to come across as this alternalive punk, and quite frankly she exudes desperation and fakeness through every pore.
Also not shortly after entering her abode she made an announcement that she had to text her "security" that I had arrived. I'm all for prossie safety measures but she was patently lying and it put another dampner on proceedings from the off. She admitted to being a massive stoner which was off putting. She also mentioned that she had a boyfriend which although I have no issue woth it's not something I want to hear after I have just paid for your services.

The act: As she got on her knees to suck me off we started snogging and I started to play with her pussy. I went to finger her and she said no fingering which I later thought to be a very bizarre filth differential considering she swallowed my complete load. Although I have to give credit where credit is due she gave me an incredible owo bj. The phrase sucking a golf ball through a hosepipe did not do it justice and I spunked my muck into her gob with the same force as hurricane Katrina. Before I knew it, she had swallowed the motherlode as if she were Oliver Twist on his second helpings. She was very willing to cajole me along to round two. It was a Friday night so I was tired after a long week at work so I wanted to maneuver at my own pace. She asked if I wanted to fuck her and I said yes. She asked me how I wanted to fuck her and she said doggy. She then stood up and applied lube to her minge and winced how cold it was. I started to fuck her and this is the point were it turned into a David Lynch film. I was fucking her relentlessly but it did not feel like I was fucking a pussy. Even after the application of lube there was no moisture. I seriously did not get any enjoyment out of it. I quickly curtailed this exercise in futility and asked her to finish me off with her gob for round two. She sucked with ferocity but by this time there was no way I could come so I brought proceddings toam end. As i was leaving she did her I must text my security bullshit to inform him as the final indignity.

Conclusion: I rerferenced in my opening preamble that this should serve as a lesson to myself to fully read reviews. It has transpired that there is an opinion in the punting community that there is a possiblity that she could be a post op tranny! I was aghast when I read this. However after extensive investigation I am confident that she is a proper woman, just a lousy punt.
The reason I believe its not a tranny is because her tits are real and her minge has got to be real.
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tristen92

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Thanks for the review. She's not a tranny, just not a world beater. I find her strangely attractive, in an odd way, and was considering punting her lately. Might avoid now.

Is this video of her oral accurate irl? As everyone here praises her oral but the video is a very average BJ.

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Offline killerbees

Thanks for the review. She's not a tranny, just not a world beater. I find her strangely attractive, in an odd way, and was considering punting her lately. Might avoid now.

Is this video of her oral accurate irl? As everyone here praises her oral but the video is a very average BJ.

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I have to say, that video is definitely not accurate in terms of her sucking abilities, perhaps she was camera shy. Like I said her bj was incredible, I marked her as a negative as the overall punt was not enjoyable regardless of the superior bj. Out of all the WGs I have been with her bj is up there with the best so if you are looking for just a quick sucking session then she might be worth a punt. But I booked 90 mins as I was expecting a good overall session, which it wasn't. The whole "texting my security" thing I felt lacked class and killed my mood. I was actually attracted to her in for her unique look as the same way as you. I just left the punt with a feeling of disappointment.

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Offline claretandblue

She is good for a oral pump and dump session, I would never see her for more than that

Offline Plato

Thanks for the review.  Much of this is familiar...mentioning the "security guy", the boyfriend, lots of books on drug culture.

She's not going to be to everyone's taste, and is clearly a bit bonkers constantly posting photos of her latest look and outfits on social media etc.

Having said that I thought she was interesting, lots of fun, and sexy.  Definitely a positive experience overall.  I'd see her again if she wasn't on the wrong side of London for me.

Offline Sparta Prada

She's not an attractive girl in the conventional sense but she has a good reputation for providing great services. On that basis I recently made an appointment to see her one evening, at this point her comms by text were very good and quick. She told me to text her 5 minutes prior to arriving.

I sent a message as I was setting off (30 minutes in advance) to say I was coming but didn't get a reply at all, so I can only assume that she was busy (fucking someone else, getting high) or changed her mind.


Offline masqurade

During my latest short visit to her i paid her a visit..

Have to admit she gave me a hell of a OWO..and also fullfilled a fantasy of mine-watersports..
I peed on her face and mouth..she even gargled..and spit out..she is a weird PSE exp

Offline masqurade

One weird thing worth mentioning is her hygine level...

We had WS activity at the end and once done she did rinse her body in shower but i did not see her showering or washing her face..she just wiped her face with towel ( our session was rushed towards end as she had another punter lined up after me)..on my way out i was thinking of that guys fate ..lol if he does DFK it will sure taste good ( lol i did not snog her..


Offline killerbees

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That is an eye opener mate. I didn't post it with my original review as I didn't make the connection at the time, plus I had been with another brass in the same week. And of course my visit with either prossie could be unrelated to the fact that I had a brutal case of tonsilitis shortly after visiting them. I am not casting aspersions but this video and the op comments on her omission of post watersport hygeine needs to be analysed as circumstantial evidence in my contracting tonsilitis. The gp at whipps cross hospital said it was the best case of tonsilits he had seen all week. It was pure agony and I was off work for 4 days.

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She's not an attractive girl in the conventional sense but she has a good reputation for providing great services. On that basis I recently made an appointment to see her one evening, at this point her comms by text were very good and quick. She told me to text her 5 minutes prior to arriving.

I sent a message as I was setting off (30 minutes in advance) to say I was coming but didn't get a reply at all, so I can only assume that she was busy (fucking someone else, getting high) or changed her mind.

In the vid, she looks a lot better than in pics TBH

Offline claretandblue

That is an eye opener mate. I didn't post it with my original review as I didn't make the connection at the time, plus I had been with another brass in the same week. And of course my visit with either prossie could be unrelated to the fact that I had a brutal case of tonsilitis shortly after visiting them. I am not casting aspersions but this video and the op comments on her omission of post watersport hygeine needs to be analysed as circumstantial evidence in my contracting tonsilitis. The gp at whipps cross hospital said it was the best case of tonsilits he had seen all week. It was pure agony and I was off work for 4 days.
The guy in that video seems to be barebacking other whores in his videos on pornhub, I don't recognise the girls but hopefully others might so people are aware

Offline killerbees

The guy in that video seems to be barebacking other whores in his videos on pornhub, I don't recognise the girls but hopefully others might so people are aware

Thanks for the heads up mate. The prossie he is barebacking in both holes in this video

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and drinking his piss in this one

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is this girl:

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I actually called her this morning to book her as she is normally based in Leyton. In what now is surely a stroke of good fortune she told me she was on tour in Belfast as can be seen here:
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She said she returns next week. After seeing and following up your post and viewing that guys pornhubs with her, I obviously now won't be booking her.

Pretty safe to say I have dodged several bullets on this one.

Offline Belgarion

Interesting review, most amusing

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As a preamble I think this review should serve as a lesson, firstly to myself for not reading the complete thread on reviews and to others who see WGs but for whatever reason do not post reviews.

Booking: she states on her profile that she prefers texts so I texted her and booked her for 90 minutes @ £180.

Location: near Stepney Green tube station literally on the high street wedged between shops. Luckily I live in Stratford so the journey was both direct and short.

The meet: She buzzed me into the flats, there was no elevator so it was a climb up, I think about four flights of stairs. When I entered her flat I have to admit I did not get a good vibe whatsoever. I asked for and was granted a shower, as I was showering I noticed a massive poster of Sid Vicious and thought that it seemed very try hard. As an American she tries desperatley to come across as this alternalive punk, and quite frankly she exudes desperation and fakeness through every pore.
Also not shortly after entering her abode she made an announcement that she had to text her "security" that I had arrived. I'm all for prossie safety measures but she was patently lying and it put another dampner on proceedings from the off. She admitted to being a massive stoner which was off putting. She also mentioned that she had a boyfriend which although I have no issue woth it's not something I want to hear after I have just paid for your services.

The act: As she got on her knees to suck me off we started snogging and I started to play with her pussy. I went to finger her and she said no fingering which I later thought to be a very bizarre filth differential considering she swallowed my complete load. Although I have to give credit where credit is due she gave me an incredible owo bj. The phrase sucking a golf ball through a hosepipe did not do it justice and I spunked my muck into her gob with the same force as hurricane Katrina. Before I knew it, she had swallowed the motherlode as if she were Oliver Twist on his second helpings. She was very willing to cajole me along to round two. It was a Friday night so I was tired after a long week at work so I wanted to maneuver at my own pace. She asked if I wanted to fuck her and I said yes. She asked me how I wanted to fuck her and she said doggy. She then stood up and applied lube to her minge and winced how cold it was. I started to fuck her and this is the point were it turned into a David Lynch film. I was fucking her relentlessly but it did not feel like I was fucking a pussy. Even after the application of lube there was no moisture. I seriously did not get any enjoyment out of it. I quickly curtailed this exercise in futility and asked her to finish me off with her gob for round two. She sucked with ferocity but by this time there was no way I could come so I brought proceddings toam end. As i was leaving she did her I must text my security bullshit to inform him as the final indignity.

Conclusion: I rerferenced in my opening preamble that this should serve as a lesson to myself to fully read reviews. It has transpired that there is an opinion in the punting community that there is a possiblity that she could be a post op tranny! I was aghast when I read this. However after extensive investigation I am confident that she is a proper woman, just a lousy punt.
The reason I believe its not a tranny is because her tits are real and her minge has got to be real.
You can see this for yourself om her blog here:
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Great review, the photos on her tumblr page should've given you a clue, here she looks like a homeless Claudia Winkleman in thirty years after substantial substance abuse being eaten out by Gareth Bale in an edition of Strictly Cum Motting!

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Offline Zeusthedoc

Great review, the photos on her tumblr page should've given you a clue, here she looks like a homeless Claudia Winkleman in thirty years after substantial substance abuse being eaten out by Gareth Bale in an edition of Strictly Cum Motting!

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that's a brilliant description

Offline killerbees

Great review, the photos on her tumblr page should've given you a clue, here she looks like a homeless Claudia Winkleman in thirty years after substantial substance abuse being eaten out by Gareth Bale in an edition of Strictly Cum Motting!

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 :lol: :lol: Gareth is going all out there to win the ballon d'whore trophy.

Sufaking

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Not sure why your review is negative just because she lied about texting and told you that she had a boyfriend, I agree it's not something you want to hear as it's irrelevant but if the overall sex is decent and you get your money's worth with promised services fulfilled then it can't be a negative.

This reads more like a neutral considering the good BJ but bad intercourse (which I suppose she can't help if her vagina is too loose with all the dicks she's taken).

Her barebacking and apparent lack of hygiene after swallowing cum makes her someone to clearly stay well clear of though. I genuinely prefer to also stay clear of anyone who is okay with taking piss in the mouth. I don't understand the watersports fetish some have, to me it's equal to hardsports.
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Offline killerbees

Not sure why your review is negative just because she lied about texting and told you that she had a boyfriend, I agree it's not something you want to hear as it's irrelevant but if the overall sex is decent and you get your money's worth with promised services fulfilled then it can't be a negative.

This reads more like a neutral considering the good BJ but bad intercourse (which I suppose she can't help if her vagina is too loose with all the dicks she's taken).

Her barebacking and apparent lack of hygiene after swallowing cum makes her someone to clearly stay well clear of though. I genuinely prefer to also stay clear of anyone who is okay with taking piss in the mouth. I don't understand the watersports fetish some have, to me it's equal to hardsports.

My review was a negative because after paying £180 I was expecting more than a pump and dump regardless of the blowjob quality. If I had known that she is only value for a quick suck I would have booked less time or booked someone else.
So if the WG provides all the services but some of them lousily you think this should not warrant a negative rating?
If I had booked a pump and dump I wouldn't have marked a negative but I didn't so I did.

Offline Belgarion

Not sure why your review is negative just because she lied about texting and told you that she had a boyfriend, I agree it's not something you want to hear as it's irrelevant but if the overall sex is decent and you get your money's worth with promised services fulfilled then it can't be a negative.

This reads more like a neutral considering the good BJ but bad intercourse (which I suppose she can't help if her vagina is too loose with all the dicks she's taken).

Her barebacking and apparent lack of hygiene after swallowing cum makes her someone to clearly stay well clear of though. I genuinely prefer to also stay clear of anyone who is okay with taking piss in the mouth. I don't understand the watersports fetish some have, to me it's equal to hardsports.

It's is his opinion and he is entitled to it

Where are your reviews?

Lucky666

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I saw this girl for my first punt about 2 weeks ago. I don't see what's so bad about her. I met a pretty lady who was friendly and intelligent. I thought her service was brilliant. I've seen 3 other girls since her and she's still the best punt I've had so far.

Offline Belgarion

I saw this girl for my first punt about 2 weeks ago. I don't see what's so bad about her. I met a pretty lady who was friendly and intelligent. I thought her service was brilliant. I've seen 3 other girls since her and she's still the best punt I've had so far.

Thanks for joining the site to tell us this. You can write a review of your experience

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Thanks for joining the site to tell us this. You can write a review of your experience
5

I've been a member a while. Just worked up the courage to see a girl finally. I'm just sharing my experience.

Offline Belgarion

5

I've been a member a while. Just worked up the courage to see a girl finally. I'm just sharing my experience.

A review is a great way to share your experience

Offline user1437

Haven't posted a review yet but might as well chime in

Saw her once. Her service was good. The only thing is... her looks. I don't even know how to explain that. It felt... weird? I was aroused, but at the same time disgusted. Felt really strange.

Highlight is definitely OWO. Great, sloppy, slurpy. I think she's a great choice for a quick 15 minute punt just for that OWO. Rest of the service, it's not bad, but the girl just isn't appealing enough for me to do it again. Guess I had my weird experience

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I've decided after seeing this girl a few times you are all cunts.  This girl provides excellent service and is lovely to be around. The tranny rumour is stupid and it's obvious she has natural tits and no masculine features. She didn't get wet cause you didn't make her wet. I didn't have a problem. You people are pathetic.

Offline Zeusthedoc

I've decided after seeing this girl a few times you are all cunts.  This girl provides excellent service and is lovely to be around. The tranny rumour is stupid and it's obvious she has natural tits and no masculine features. She didn't get wet cause you didn't make her wet. I didn't have a problem. You people are pathetic.

Been a member for a while
4 posts all about Moxie
BS about building up courage to see her and simultaneously BS about having seen her a number of times

All that shit and yet to post a review.

You're either a white knight or a tout!

James999

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Thanks for the review. She's not a tranny,

Funny you should say that, as I looked at his her profile and that was the first thing that sprang into my mind, closely followed by how crap the tatts were  :thumbsdown:

James999

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You're either a white knight or a tout!

Or the pro$$ie himself/herself  :unknown:

Offline Brazilian Martian

I've decided after seeing this girl a few times you are all cunts.  This girl provides excellent service and is lovely to be around. The tranny rumour is stupid and it's obvious she has natural tits and no masculine features. She didn't get wet cause you didn't make her wet. I didn't have a problem. You people are pathetic.

Only cunt here is you but I doubt you will be here much longer I'm so happy when white knights like yourself are purged from this site.

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I've decided after seeing this girl a few times you are all cunts.  This girl provides excellent service and is lovely to be around. The tranny rumour is stupid and it's obvious she has natural tits and no masculine features. She didn't get wet cause you didn't make her wet. I didn't have a problem. You people are pathetic.

Hi millie I would just like to say I would not piss on you if you were on fire I dnt find one thing sexually attractive about you at all, complete dog woof woof.

Offline The Owl

I've decided after seeing this girl a few times you are all cunts.  This girl provides excellent service and is lovely to be around. The tranny rumour is stupid and it's obvious she has natural tits and no masculine features. She didn't get wet cause you didn't make her wet. I didn't have a problem. You people are pathetic.

You could have written 'I've seen this WG several times and she's definitely female from my experience'. Instead you've become what you see others as. This forum is for those who buy sex, customers, and although their opinions can be rough at times when hundreds of pounds can exchange hands in seconds for a service that may not be worth the cost there may well be posts some members don't like. If by some miracle you don't get banned I suggest you develop a good forum filter.

Offline FCB

I've decided after seeing this girl a few times you are all cunts.  This girl provides excellent service and is lovely to be around. The tranny rumour is stupid and it's obvious she has natural tits and no masculine features. She didn't get wet cause you didn't make her wet. I didn't have a problem. You people are pathetic.



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:D I'm gonna use this one for future encounters with white knights

This one is better IMO  :D

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Offline Celticstu

Before reading your review I looked at her pictures and thought that's a dude!
I'm still not convinced it's a woman. Trannies do grow breasts through hormone treatment so that argument to me seems redundant.

Offline killerbees

Before reading your review I looked at her pictures and thought that's a dude!
I'm still not convinced it's a woman. Trannies do grow breasts through hormone treatment so that argument to me seems redundant.

I can appreciate why you might think that. After I found out it could be a possibility, some of the photos looked suspect on a 2nd viewing post meet. Then there was some circumstantial evidence on the meet itself, such as no fingering etc. that pointed to her once owning a pair of cojones. However I conducted extensive research and I am confident that it is a bird.
Pictures of her minge on her private gallery gave me confidence that it wasn't man made, excuse the pun.