Helen Jones - Warrington

[Fast and Bulbous]

External Link/Members Only

Two hour incall/£280

Contacted Helen first via email and subsequently by text and phone. Communication was spot on. Clear directions to her work apartment in Warrington with plenty of private parking. The place is clean, modernish and perfectly fit for purpose. No age provided on her website but I estimate that she’s nudging 50. She’s tall, really Amazonian tall and towered over me in her high heels. Blonde hair, blue eyes, elegant, attractive facially, and with a body that’s in superb condition for her age, specially her breasts and nipples which are in fine fettle. So far so good but...maybe we didn’t quite hit it off or for another reason, but the meeting didn’t flow very naturally. She began by informing me about her background but the conversation seemed strangely stilted as if she was reading from a prepared script. As if what she was saying was meant to help her keep her distance. Odd. Maybe she was getting a bad vibe from me. Anyway, the subsequent action involved FK, covered oral and penetration, RO and HJ to completion. All of this unfortunately seemed a tad mechanical from her side and to be honest I had trouble keeping sufficiently interested in view of her apparent lack of enthusiasm. Will be chalking this one up, but your experience may prove better as Helen is very well-reviewed elsewhere.

[cueball]

Cheers for the review F n B

Her service might be mechanical but her bloody prices aren't, 180 bloody quid for an hour, I expect my head spinning through 360 degrees for that.

One thing I can guarantee, I won't be troubling her schedule

[threechilliman]

Don't blame yourself if it wasn't up to scratch first of all. She's expensive, so it needs to be damn good at that sort of money.

I saw her getting on for two years ago and had a great time, although I was new to punting at the time, so they were all exciting back then. I remember the meet well and would still give it a positive as it all flowed and I found her chatty and friendly, but it is a pretty vanilla GFE, judging by my recent standards. She did actually get me to pop twice in 20 mins from penetrative sex which is quite an achievement. Sounds like things may have slipped recently. I'd also say her 50th birthday passed some time ago.

Now, I wouldn't return on the grounds she's far too vanilla for me, and certainly not at that price. She ain't as posh as she makes out on her website either. You can get much the same thing elsewhere for a lot less cash, for sure.

tcm

[Blue Moon]

Thanks F&B. I've been partially tempted by this one for some some time now - those pics of her in the short skirt and stockings indicate great legs and a good body. But the price has kept me away because she's competing in a busy market and there are many more out there with a lower cost. Your review has now nudged her out of consideration which is good because I know that one day my cock would have overuled my wallet and I'd have visited. Not now! £180 saved which can be put towards 1.8 hour-long visits elsewhere. Or 3 half-hours.....  Bm

[Gordon Bennett]

Brilliant honest and factual review - thanks. Not noticed her before, her website had my tongue hanging out so it's good to have a customer's perspective. Review + rate = NO Booking!

[chesterpunter]

so glad youve put this together and thanks for an honest appraisal.
Ive been thinking about a hot milf lately but struggled with her prices...Ive skipped a punt this week to double up on what was going to be this girl.
ill now book a local punt today and have a midweek bonus buy as a result of reading this report.
reinforces the good of this website and the honesty of the contributors

[reality_bite]

Can I ask, where do you find the 'same thing for a lot less cash'? I haven't met her but really like how she comes across, and I'm struggling to find a similar kind of woman...