Author Topic: Paula XMassage Notting Hill Gate  (Read 3748 times)

Offline Bungle

This was a few days before isolation. Several comms via text to confirm an hour of B2B with owo.
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She has 3 different services it seems, normal b2b with HR for £120, £150 for the owo and £180 for full house. I went for the middle option after reading several positive reviews although that’s a pathetic price for such service.
Location
Few minutes walk from Notting Hill station, one bedroom apartment with an ok shower, action happens in a standard double bed. Overall the apartment is very clean and she is very hygiene oriented.
Looks
Someone here described her as “fit as fuck” and I would wholeheartedly concur. Not an ounce of fat in this woman. Her lips seem enhanced to exaggerated proportions for my liking. She clearly loves to work out. Also another reviewer described her as “business like” and again I would concur. But what you are left with is a female version of a sci fi female cloning and at some point you look around for the remote.
Anyway, a good looking and fit lady that strikes you at first but in my opinion battery operated. I always disarm people with charms and even gifts to break the ice but as appreciating these efforts were and the fact she opened up and the conversation flew by, I still felt that whoever programmed her should have upgraded the software as there were glitches.
Service
Massage was Unremarkable to mediocre at best, some cc swipes and a good half hour of exploring my back side but it did the job as I was relaxed. The only positive of that is the view in the mirror while she does it as that brings far more intimacy than the fit, attractive lady on your back
Than I get told to turn around and we continue our talk with laughter and at ease at which one would assume we are getting along. The body slides continued on front, she looks at you with purpose and is a good view so kudos to the programmer for that. FK ensued but I went straight down toward the body and pussy as the french would go nuts if that kissing is associated with them. There were some moans which had the same volume and pitch and start to get annoying so continued upwards and then gave the indication to start the owo. Now, I’ve had my share of bad ones but this was weird as I can see this very fit bird sucking my cock and yet nothing could be felt. It’s like half of it was being jerked off by hand and the upper half which was supposed to be sucked had no connection with her mouth. Even when I told her to get her hand off the mouth would stay at the exact parameters and as such ineffective. If only her bj was programmed an inch inwards.
Than she says she would have liked to fuck me but stopped after a minute as she was a bit too sensitive (believe it ir not) but promised next time without the extra charge. Which was ok I suppose as I hadn’t payed for that service anyway.
To conclude, most would probably say this is a negative, but that’s a bit harsh. She is ok at what she does and much better looking than most. Couldn’t stop thinking of the Ex Machina movie where the programmer says she is designed to have pleasure if you wanna fuck her. This one just needs a software upgrade. And considering that I am being way too harsh with my language on this woman, I’ll give her a neutral based on my preference, but most others would probably disagree.
Anyway. Stay safe people

Offline Fully Sated

I went for the middle option after reading several positive reviews...

Thanks for posting your review Bungle. Sorry to hear that the experience was underwhelmimg. If at all possible, when reviewing a non Adult Work service provider and referring to their previous reviews, please post them too, because at present non Adult Work reviews are not automatically linked. Thanks. Wishing you better luck next time.

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=271545.msg2776490#msg2776490
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Offline willabe

This is a frustrating one, as she looks and sounds like she is VERY fit but just might not deliver the services required by the more experienced punter. Lets see if it changes over time. One to keep an eye on.... oh and hope she adjusts her pricing a bit too.

Offline berlinde

Thanks bungle. Has anyone fcukeed her? I saw her for fbssmonly.tempted to go back but unsure.

Offline PLeisure

Thanks for this helpful review, OP - I particularly enjoyed the references to her outdated software. Management may be satisfied at her entry-level "basic pleasure model" output but for the Full Monty at £180, you'd want something pretty special. If the kissing was disappointing, it doesn't promise fireworks  :(

I'm intrigued by her comment here...
Than she says she would have liked to fuck me but stopped after a minute as she was a bit too sensitive (believe it ir not) but promised next time without the extra charge. Which was ok I suppose as I hadn’t payed for that service anyway.
When you write that she 'stopped after a minute', do you mean she checked herself and provided the excuse that she was too sensitive?
Clever marketing, or... ?

Offline Bungle

When you write that she 'stopped after a minute', do you mean she checked herself and provided the excuse that she was too sensitive?
Clever marketing, or... ?

I stopped thinking about this one straight after to be honest. Not memorable. Happened a month ago and definitely not one I’ll be visiting. But different people have different tastes and she is fit.
I’d say definitely marketing, don’t think this woman leaves anything to chance. I’d say she may a great one for the newbies. But if you are an experienced punter you are hugely shortchanged.
Hopefully she uses this (hopefully free time) as a time for reflection as she could be one of the best if she puts her mind to it.

Offline drogoboy99

is this lady still about and plying her trade ? tried her number a few times off the xmassage website but always seems to be turned off.

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Her number used to be active on WhatsApp- not any more. I think she has long gone.
I saw her a couple of times. Great massage, OWO and gave an amazing rimjob.
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