Author Topic: Police visit to new Haslemere massage shop  (Read 4246 times)

Offline Hantsman2

I saw two police entering the new shop in Wey Hill Haslemere as I was driving by last week.
Possibly only checking visas or passport of masseuse(s) but I will still be steering clear in future.
Thought I should share

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Or.... They had a good time  :D I look forward to their reviews  ;)

Offline Hantsman2

Or.... They had a good time  :D I look forward to their reviews  ;)
They were one male and one female so possibly went for a threesome

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passports, work permits etc the job of immigration officers - although they usually have police along for obvious reasons. Could be literally thousands of other reasons for the visit and if I lived there it wouldn't bother me

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Police are far more likely to visit for drugs  :hi:

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Police are far more likely to visit for drugs  :hi:

Would have been Border Agency if work permits were being examined.

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Would have been Border Agency if work permits were being examined.

If you read the post he said he saw Police enter  :music:
« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 05:24:40 pm by James999 »

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If you read the post he said he saw Police enter  :music:

Yes, I know ! he also said that they were possibly only checking visa's and work permits.

I was AGREEING with you that if it was the police, it was probably something else. If it was visa's/work permits, Immigration and or border agency would have been there  :hi:

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if it was the police, it was probably something else.

You really are an idiot, he said it was the police  :dash:

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You really are an idiot, he said it was the police  :dash:

As usual, taking a snippet from a post, out of context, to try and make your point  :dash:

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As usual, taking a snippet from a post, out of context, to try and make your point

You say a snippet I say only relevant point, you went off at a tangent waffeling loads of pointless shit,, perhaps time to get your meds adjusted or see your GP for an altzheiners test  :hi:

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You say a snippet I say only relevant point, you went off at a tangent waffleing loads of pointless shit,, perhaps time to get your meds adjusted or see your GP for an Alzheimer's test  :hi:

Corrected the spellings for you James  :hi:

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It's Admin / the sites spellchecker not mine you idiot  :sarcastic:

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Corrected the spellings for you James  :hi:

Waffleing is no more correct than waffeling, old chap.

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Waffleing is no more correct than waffeling, old chap.

 :D At least I got the 'Alzheimer's' right.  :hi:

Offline Hantsman2

You really are an idiot, he said it was the police  :dash:

Ladies,ladies
It was the police : blue uniforms n'all!

Offline dobob

Ladies,ladies
It was the police : blue uniforms n'all!

To continue the theme of intelligent discussion that has pervaded this thread, did you find out whether the police were there to buy drugs or to sell them? Or could it have been an MF strippergram?

Seriously, thanks for a useful heads-up.

Cheers!


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Ladies,ladies
It was the police : blue uniforms n'all!

OP, Apologies for my part in the spat that overtook your thread  :drinks:

Offline Hantsman2

OP, Apologies for my part in the spat that overtook your thread  :drinks:
Very courteous. Thank you.

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And James 999 with more than 14,000 posts and 8 years on here I am surprised you've not posted any reviews. Are you here just to give other posters a hard time?

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And James 999 with more than 14,000 posts and 8 years on here I am surprised you've not posted any reviews. Are you here just to give other posters a hard time?

Is that a contribution to this thread?    :dash:

Guy

Offline dobob

Is that a contribution to this thread?    :dash:

Guy

Everyone is entitled to at least one rant about James999.

Cheers!

Offline Hantsman2

Update on this
Masseuse confirmed to me that police have visited twicw but only to check visa status

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Update on this
Masseuse confirmed to me that police have visited twicw but only to check visa status

I guess they get informed every time there is a rotation.   :D

Offline wildman88

Has anyone tried this place out? What do they offer? Are they legit or massage and HE etc?

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Update on this
Masseuse confirmed to me that police have visited twicw but only to check visa status

Or at least that's  what they told her.........

















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Or at least that's  what they told her.........


or what they told their boss  :cool:

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Police would never be bothered about visas - that's a job for immigration / border control, but checking them is a good way of confirming the girl's real identities

Offline sancho.panza

I've visited, and will do a (positive) review when I can get access to a keyboard rather than try to do it on my phone.

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The police have always checked visas. They've had the legal powers since long before UKBA were pro-active. In fact the police raided Organic Remedies in Shepherds Bush and arrested three masseuses, who were deported. Just last autumn and it's on here.

In a small town like Haslemere, the police will call in on local businesses, for all sorts of reasons. It's just good Community Policing.

Visa checking in Indian, Chinese, Thai restaurants and shops is common. In this shop, the owner is a well-known character in the Surrey/Hants massage scene and has owned a number of shops, over the years. She had to close the previous shop that she had, in Haslemere, because of complaints from the upstairs neighbours. The police know what goes on in the shops, anyway but the Surrey/Hants/Berks shops very rarely get hassle. Many of them are in small town locations too.

At the moment there are concerns about the close relationship between the police and UKBA, especially in taking trafficking cases forward. It's been agreed by APCO that they'll rein in their immigration - based work but it remains to be seen how it goes, as APCO's agreement was only taken in December.
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Offline wildman88

I visited and will do a Negative review in due course.

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I visited and will do a Negative review in due course.

We await with interest  :thumbsup:

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