Author Topic: Asian Touch - Londinium - Shaftsbury Ave  (Read 5103 times)

Offline webpunter

External Link/Members Only   Have visited once before yonks ago.  In between neutral & positive

Was in town & woke up with the hangover horn.  Had a relatively narrow window of time & couldn't be bothered lining up a booking the evening before

Venue:  a plus point.  Nicely kitted out.  Better than some of the chinese R&T venues which have lino & bright lights

The burd:   think her name was MyTai.  A reasonably fit thai burd with a pretty face.  Score 6/10

Services:  55 for an hour booking.  Lesiurely massage for maybe 20-25 mins.  Some teasing towards the end of this period with brushes / faint cc swipes.  There was the opportunity to turn over as i asked for some water.  I'm thinking i'm getting bored & need to speed things up.  LittleWP was at 45 degrees & i was asked what type of massage i'd like.  Pointing did the trick.  Then the usual price negotiation.  She started by saying 100 to which i laughed & said 40 on the last visit.  She said no quite strongly so i deliberately paused & then said 50.  Shake of the head as she playfully rubbed my inner thigh & littleWP.  I said 60 tops - she said fine - and i then said 'slowly'.  She got the message & gave me a sexy smile.  The next half hour was a slow build up, with a stop start routine.  One of her hands always attached to little WP [a +ve].  She used a lube from a silver tin which was as slippery as fuck [a +ve].  After the inevitable a nice slow-down & then clean up [by her] with a hot flannel [again +ve]

Positives
- venue
- easy to arrange.  Just rock up
- not a bad HE overall.  Not the best.  Not the worst.  Did the job when i had a banging headache
- hand attached to bell-end / slippery lube / gentle ease down & hot flannel

Negatives
- not much interaction
- she kept her kit on.  Couldn't be bothered to ask for more
- price.  40 would have been better i suppose.  I couldn't be arsed to negotiate
- not an option to see / choose which masseuse

Will i revisit:  probably not.  Certainly not anytime soon

Would i recommend:  yes, just about.  On the basis that someone wants to rock up to a nice venue, which is safe & with OK looking burds.  And not have expectations set too high.  If more time available then plenty of better options at 100 for sure, 80 on a few stops on the tube

Offline Rupert

So £115 for a massage and hand job....... wtf... :wackogirl:

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Indeed - which i did elude to above.  Was a case of supply [on my doorstep & easy to arrange] & demand [hangover horn].  With the benefit of hindsight i should have lined something up.  However was nice to be able to decide on waking to have a R&T.  Be Health maybe 150m away - cheaper there - however i prefer thai burds to chinese.  In my mind i paid 35 over the odds - however acceptable as a one-off pre xmas & irrelevant in the grand scheme of things / punting budget for 2016 

So £115 for a massage and hand job....... wtf... :wackogirl:

Offline Botev Plovdiv

Been here a few times (although not recently). On all but 1 occasion the girls were very attractive and gave a great, slow build-up HJ. However, I was never able to negotiate below £40 and it was made clear that there was nothing on offer above and beyond.

So if you want an upmarket rub & tug and don't mind paying a premium then this is your place. If you want to be able to let the hands roam and maybe get extras, there are plenty of Chinese options within a 2 minute walk.

The OP went for the former as a xmas treat, but I got to the stage where I needed the excitement of trying to get a bit more vfm so now only plumb for the latter option.

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So £115 for a massage and hand job....... wtf... :wackogirl:

Holy moly! She must have been happy with that very generous tip.

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There's one 50m away.  If walking out of AT turn left, 1st left into chinatown & then on the left.  But pretty grim.  And i don't like hairy muffs [not that i go to see the thai burds lady garden]

If you want to be able to let the hands roam and maybe get extras, there are plenty of Chinese options within a 2 minute walk.

+1 A lazy xmas treat.  For me its a combo of looks, VFM & most importantly whats on the menu [with the EE burds i like full on B2B, tit-wanks & ideally OWO].  Relatively easy to get for 100-120   

The OP went for the former as a xmas treat, but I got to the stage where I needed the excitement of trying to get a bit more vfm so now only plumb for the latter option.

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She wasn't exactly ecstatic.  I reck they get a lot of one-off punters.  Most of em probably don't know the score when it comes to pricing.  Thus the masseuses charge whatever they can get away with.  I presume that the parlour gets the booking fee & the burds the tips.  She was pretty cute / sexy & the HE half-hour was good.  Had she been some average thai massage burd i'd have stuck to 40 tops
Think she liked the tip on the end of littleWP tho  :lol:

Holy moly! She must have been happy with that very generous tip.