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Offline yorkshirepunter3333

-- This is very west of west Yorkshire so maybe this should also go in the NW area.

External Link/Members Only 90mins, 4hands, £100 with extras £140 (I could probs got that down but I don't like to haggle with my cock out)

Initial Thoughts
I just found this site it has no mention of extras and its on a main road, I could not find any evidence of extras on the inter-web but I thought, I would TOFTT.

Booking
Phoned up this morning to make a 90min 4 hand booking, the lady I spoke to was not the lady who normally deals with calls, she struggled to understand me and could not give me a price. She ask me to call later.. I called later and the lady understood me much better :) we agreed a 90 min 4 hand massage and agreed the time.

The Venue
It's on a busy road, it says Thai Massage on the door.. it's PINK. I opened the door to find a pretty standard massage place , two ladys one looked good the other ok she was a little older and not as slim. Money was paid. (Normal I pay at the end for a massage).

I was lead to the room, and told to get ready , no mention of getting naked just get ready.. I noticed some baby wipes so that's my queue to get naked. I stripped and laid on the bed with a towel just covering me a little.

The Massage Phase 1
Both ladies came in, they cover me in the towel and started to press the towel all over me, tbh it was nice but I thought mmm maybe no extras. Towel came of, they did what I would call a normal massage no CC swipes so I was a little disappointed. One of the ladies went close. They also did the walking on you thing which again, I do like so even though I am thinking no extras it was good. But as I have my arse out so surely extras are going to happen :)

The Massage Phase 2
I was asked to turn over, one of the Ladies ask if I wanted extra, I said "YES PLEASE" she said "what do you want" she sorta did get straight to the point and then she asked if I wanted a happy ending which I agreed. She said £40 EACH YES £40  EACH .. I put my best haggling hat on and said £40 total? She agreed.

I have to say, the young lady was very good at seeing to my man member she really paid it attention and then was showing the other older lady what todo .. She did know what we was doing and I have had a few HE etc etc she was good. She then let the older lady take over and she sort if sat on my shoulder encouraging me to feel her very nice body.. I did not have a problem with this and after some time the dead was done.

The Massage Phase 3
They left the room, I looked at my clock and thought, what only been going 1 hour !! they came back with a bowl of soapy water pressed the wet towel all over me. I have never had this before, then more massaging i could have gone again and they sorted of offered but it did not flow into having another pop.

Overall
£140 for 4 hands with HE would have been reasonable if more CCs and more teasing (in my book) , but massage was good and the HE was good but felt over priced.

Final Thoughts
I may return as maybe a second visit may have more CC's

They did ask what I did and they seem to chill more once they realised I was not a cop, no idea why they thought I was a cop and I am sure cops have massages to.

The older lady was being flirty which was nice.

They did chat, I know this puts some people of but I can just zone it.

Offline Widescreen

-- This is very west of west Yorkshire so maybe this should also go in the NW area.

You lost me with that opening cooment.....

How is Halifax classed as very west of west yorkshire  ?



Offline yorkshirepunter3333

Its west of Halifax, drive through Mytholmroyd , Hebden and you're in Todmorden which used to be half West Yorkshire and half Lancaster it even has an Oldham postal code.

I can drive to punts in the North West easier than I can drive to punts in Yorkshire even though I am in Yorkshire.

I tend to punt Manchester way (east of Manchester) even though my AREA is West Yorkshire. It's just easier to get there and there is more choice unless you venture closer to Leeds .

I presume others in the same area of me look at the NW board more than the West Yorkshire board.

but,  your probs right not west enough :)

The Paradox of Choice eh ;)

Offline Widescreen

Well the address on the link you provided in in King Cross, Halifax and Google Earth confirms the address shown on the website too.....lol

Offline baranabus96

"I just found this site it has no mention of extras and its on a main road, I could not find any evidence of extras on the inter-web but I thought, I would TOFTT."

Well, technically they claim to do a head massage  :D but that's probably not what that means.

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Ahhh, Todmorden. One of only two places I can think of that Yorkshire and Lancashire fight over, as neither is entirely sure they want it  :D

Offline yorkshirepunter3333

Ahhh, Todmorden. One of only two places I can think of that Yorkshire and Lancashire fight over, as neither is entirely sure they want it  :D

Aye, and with a view of helping others in the Punting wasteland of The Very West of West West Yorkshire errr or is it Lancaster I posted my review to the NW mega thread.

I have even spoken to a WG who had two AW profiles one for Manchester and the other The Very West of West West Yorkshire. Even though she worked from The Very West of West West Yorkshire. She said I was more like her Manchester clients than her Very West Yorkshire clients. Not sure if that was a good or bad thing.

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Aye, and with a view of helping others in the Punting wasteland of The Very West of West West Yorkshire errr or is it Lancaster I posted my review to the NW mega thread.

I have even spoken to a WG who had two AW profiles one for Manchester and the other The Very West of West West Yorkshire. Even though she worked from The Very West of West West Yorkshire. She said I was more like her Manchester clients than her Very West Yorkshire clients. Not sure if that was a good or bad thing.

To be fair, Tod is a tricky one. If it was just off the motorway it wouldn't be a problem, but it's a bugger to get to from...well, pretty much everywhere.