Melissa doncaster

[Quiettimes]

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Iv had this one booked a while, good communication from start to finish, all via txt to number on profile on aw.
I met up this morning, street name was given, which seems to be a decent area, then house number was given when I rung to say I was parked up around the end of the road.
I was met at the porch by melissa, she was wearing underwear and a shawl, and a lovely smile, I was lead upstairs where I paid up and used the end suite shower, I had already asked what was on offer for the £110 hourly fee, and I agreed to fully read her likes list on the profile, we started with some pretty good owo on me, I wasn't going to last long but that's why I'd booked an hour, I ended up coming on her boobs then after a wipe down I had melissa give my back a massage till I was ready again.
I must comment on how clean both the girl and the bedroom is, and cos of the cleanliness I was happy to do reverse oral too, then on with a condom and she jumped straight on and started slow but deep riding me, before flipping to her knees and letting me pound away at her till I finished, she was pretty responsive and refreshingly honest but chatty, I was happy with the overall experience and would go again.

[danno2]

Smells a bit fishy this review!?
New member, gives a glowing review immediately after joining for a provider that doesn't have many positives on here.

[demonic]

Smells a bit fishy this review!?
New member, gives a glowing review immediately after joining for a provider that doesn't have many positives on here.

Lol .... my immediate first thought ..... do you think the profile name is relevant .... I suspect the SP is suffering a downturn in punters ...

[Quiettimes]

Thanks for the concern guys, iv lurked on this site for nearly 2 years, I had an account on my old phone over a year ago but don't have the login anymore, I found my experience fine, I'm not about to dis anyone that doesn't agree with me, I thought this site was all about sharing both good and bad about what we find? Sorry if it looks fishy cos iv decided to leave a review???????

[Thechaser]

Smells a bit fishy this review!?
New member, gives a glowing review immediately after joining for a provider that doesn't have many positives on here.

I second that however, bit rich when you haven't posted any reviews despite being a member for over 5 years lol.

Im not buying the old login lost chestnut

[Quiettimes]

Who said anything about 5 years?? Did you at all read the op? Iv lurked for around 2 years, and weather you believe that I don't know my old log in or not is up to you, honestly guys, iv been on enough forums to understand that the clique might not like what someone posts, but I enjoyed my visit and actually thought before I posted that a certain few might jump on the post I put, I'm all for folk posting but the way some folk get crucified is laughable to say the least, sorry I don't fit in with the schoolyard bullies, maybe I should have started off with a rant angry post for a bit of attention instead of trying to use the site for what it's for.
Just got the 5 years bit and realised what you ment, sorry, my apologies

[mrfishyfoo]

Hmmmm.....

.....she was pretty responsive and refreshingly honest but chatty......

......I smell BS is what I smell. Reads to me like its been written by a woman.

[Quiettimes]

Listen mate, regardless of what axe you have to grind with this wg I can assure you that it was written 100% by myself, I am 100% a bloke, if my level of elequence upsets you in some way then I'm sorry, but jumping allover a post and shoving your opinion down everyone's throat is bad manners even for the internet

[mrfishyfoo]

Listen mate, regardless of what axe you have to grind with this wg I can assure you that it was written 100% by myself, I am 100% a bloke, if my level of elequence upsets you in some way then I'm sorry, but jumping allover a post and shoving your opinion down everyone's throat is bad manners even for the internet

Ooooh do I hear the sound of horses ?? 

[Quiettimes]

You hear the sound of laughter mate, I put a review on, and just cos you don't agree with me your calling me fake?? What a joke

[mrfishyfoo]

You hear the sound of laughter mate, I put a review on, and just cos you don't agree with me your calling me fake?? What a joke

This forum is bombarded by bullshit from touts, pro$$ies and pimps.

Your attitude lends to the belief that one of those hats fits.

[Quiettimes]

Can you direct me to the bit on the forum that might give me permission to post a review on a meet then please? As I would hate to upset anyone, yourself included for having my own opinion! How many posts do I need to make before I get the leather elbow pads ffs

[mrfishyfoo]

........actually thought before I posted that a certain few might jump on the post I put, I'm all for folk posting but the way some folk get crucified is laughable to say the least, sorry I don't fit in with the schoolyard bullies.....

What a stupid thing to say. 

[stevedave]

Christ, here we go again.

[mrfishyfoo]

Christ, here we go again.

Yeah another newbie throwing his weight about. FFS when will they learn that by making stupid comments like this one has that the salt pot comes out.   

[Quiettimes]

Where's the stupid comment? I posted my review, it's how I found the meet I had went. I don't know what your history is with the girl and it's none of my business, but what I found of her is written, I thought that's what you did in a review section?? Do I have to put my hand in the air and ask first?

[cueball]

Christ, here we go again.

Attention... ban ki moon has spoken 

Play nice kids or ban ki will send in the blue berets 

[stevedave]

Attention... ban ki moon has spoken 

Play nice kids or ban ki will send in the blue berets 

 

Yeah, I'm like the fucking Dalai Lama me 

[mrfishyfoo]

Do I have to put my hand in the air and ask first?

No you certainly don't but your choice of lass for your first review has led to raised eyebrows.

I was willing to give you a fair crack at the whip until you started being bolshy and arrogant. 

If you had reviewed other lasses first and then this lass I'm sure you would have got a different reaction. 

We welcome newbies on here BUT respect is earnt not assumed. Make good posts contribute and get involved and you'll do just fine. 

If instead you choose to make twattish comments about forum bullies and laughing at more established members than you are, that have earnt their place on here, then you will earn nothing but disdain.

So come on now FFS reel your neck in get podging and get reviewing. 

[UKBB]

If you've 'lurked' for 2 yes, one would imagine that you've dipped your wick elsewhere in other than Melissa's 'refreshingly clean' pussy?

That assumption being reasonable, one would realistically a d obviously question why your first and only review is a glowing review of a mediocre bint with a high opinion of herself who has amassed a significant volume of less than glowing reviews.

As you haven't furnished the site (over the last 2 yrs) with any reviews of any sort - or even contributed at all - when you post a glowing review that is the antithesis of all other reviews - what conclusion do you expect others to draw?

I consider myself as an unwelcome, unwanted person - a victim of the majority, populist-driven schoolyard bullies because I refuse to conform to the unwritten standards- so I feel justified in chipping in - my advice:  Don't be defensive - just give something that provides something to corroborate your credentials as a genuine reviewer with no (semi-)hidden agenda.

[Quiettimes]

Right, thanks for the welcome, who am I allowed to spend my own money on seeing without having to worry that il get called a fake ffs, iv read and re read a few reviews on here now, maybe the girl in question has seen them and acted on the critism? All I know is I had a good meet and decided to share it on here

[cueball]

who am I allowed to spend my own money on seeing without having to worry that il get called a fake ffs,

External Link/Members Only

Will do nicely

Welcome aboard 

[Quiettimes]

Cheers buddy, I'm sure she's booked up well

[redbillygibson]

External Link/Members Only

Will do nicely

Welcome aboard 

You're going to have to stop this touting your No1 girl CB. How the hell do you find these eeerrrrrr beauties ?.

Got to say, it is unfortunate timing for your review OP with the recent poor reviews this WG has had, and the old salts as well as us newbies are going to jump on it.

Whatever you do keep posting (if you are genuine) and end the naysayers 

[cueball]

You're going to have to stop this touting your No1 girl CB. How the hell do you find these eeerrrrrr beauties ?.

I find em by sweat and hard graft, it's not easy I'll have you know  but, the results are worth it I think you'll agree. 

She's not the number one cage dweller though, she's only an also ran..... I've much much worse lurking in the shadows 

[demonic]

Well ...in the space of 5 hours the OP has increased his post count from zero to nine ....  Should I feel confident that he(?) will now become a regular contributor 

[stevedave]

Well ...in the space of 5 hours the OP has increased his post count from zero to nine ....  Should I feel confident that he(?) will now become a regular contributor 

We can only hope, and time will tell.

[Thechaser]

Well ...in the space of 5 hours the OP has increased his post count from zero to nine ....  Should I feel confident that he(?) will now become a regular contributor 

If I was a punting man, I'd say there will be no further posts. Happy to be proven wrong though OP

[mrfishyfoo]

If I was a punting man, I'd say there will be no further posts. Happy to be proven wrong though OP

Cynical twat !!!   

[berniemadoff]

Quiet times = Melissa from Doncaster

Melissa, why don't you explain/respond to your negatives instead of posting bogus reviews?

People would appreciate that more.

This review is so transparent.

[Quiettimes]

I'm deffo not in any way anything to do with the girl, like I have said a few times up there^^ but I can understand some folks concerns, iv certainly took on board a few things that others have highlighted on here, and will hopefully continue to post and review every now and again, I would hate to come across as a narrow minded hypocrite by not being open minded enough to make my own mind up,

[BP96]

I would hate to come across as a narrow minded hypocrite by not being open minded enough to make my own mind up,

Right now you're coming across as a deluded tart who doesn't know when to shut up.

[Quiettimes]

How the fuck am I coming across as a deluded tart? I am a bloke that has written a genuine review, am I just supposed to sit back and let folk say what they want about me? The review was about a meet I had, time will prove that I'm genuine ffs

[Tommyaj]

I've seen Melissa and your review of her is a million miles away from what I experienced with her...trouble is she's gained a couple of negative reviews on here 1 of them only 5 days ago then up you pop giving her a glowing review either there's something fishy going on or she's taken note on what is been wrote about her and upped her game...from what I experienced I know which way I'm leaning towards...time will tell if you are genuine and review more lady's...I very much doubt that will happen...

Tommy.

[Quiettimes]

Tommy, I put exactly the same about maybe she has upped her game, and when I put 'time will tell' that was exactly what I ment, il be on and off of here and hopefully reviewing again soon, it's a bloody expensive verification process lol and I promise only to put reviews on that everyone approves of ha ha

[sheffielder]

It is a fishy review. Maybe it's a coincidence that tge fist review you ever do is on a Wg with poor prior reviews maybe its not but all this defensive posting by you just makes it more suspect. If I was in your shoes I would have just been like "ye it is my first post, I can see where you guys are coming from but take it or leave I dont give a shit"

[stevedave]

Let's hope the OP backs up his credentials and gains some legitimacy on the board by posting further reviews and help.

If he doesn't, there will always be a hint of suspicion around this review - the same as there would be for any one review wonder.

[Quiettimes]

Il try my best, thanks

[Mahank217]

"and I agreed to fully read her likes list on the profile,"

That for me is the dodgy part of this whole review.

[sheffielder]

That for me is the dodgy part of this whole review.

Lmao

[Access]

Melissa has 5 reviews on here, 3 positive, 2 negative. Not sure why the op is getting a hard time? All the experienced punters here have surely met inconsistent girls.... one girls negative attributes may be another mans postive attributes?.

[UKBB]

Melissa has 5 reviews on here, 3 positive, 2 negative. Not sure why the op is getting a hard time? All the experienced punters here have surely met inconsistent girls.... one girls negative attributes may be another mans postive attributes?.

There were 4 reviews and quite how one was rated positive is beyond me when you read the review - without even reading between the lines it sounds more negative than positive.

So prior to this 'glowing review' - she didn't actually have  lot to crow about.

[Access]

The same can be said for quite a few girls though. I don't punt a lot and have only posted a few reviews (another one due now) and my review will be of a woman who has no reviews here...

[mrfishyfoo]

.......my review will be of a woman who has no reviews here...

Top man 

Anyone who TOFTT get's a big  from me.

[Access]

Top man 

Anyone who TOFTT get's a big  from me.

She's in Cheshire mind. Review is up. TOFTT and thoroughly enjoyed myself

[Stifler]

Nothing against the O.P, however after reading the review my spidy senses are telling me something just doesn't seem quite right.

Seems like either the WG has written this review or pimp or we could all be completely wrong and this is a brilliant vfm lass who is gonna take us all for a ride. 🤗

Moe xxx