Author Topic: Lucky guy in Berlin - Part 1 Insomnia  (Read 2418 times)

Offline hsin

Went to Berlin for the first time on Thu 17 Nov for 2 days. Visited Insomnia on the first day and Artemis on the second. I will review Insomnia in this post and review for Artemis will follow.

Enter Insomnia at 3.30pm straight from my flight and hotel. Got changed, gave my cloth ticket to the barman and ordered a free beer (the variety of free drinks in Insomnia is good I think). The barman said something in German which I did not understand, but fortunately someone next to me translated it to me. I started chatting with the guy and he asked me what brought me to Insomnia. I said the wonderful posts on ukpunting.com and he said that he posts there too. Guess who he was - JERBOA. I was like no fucking way, the best person to have next to me on my first gangbang party. He is a wonderful chap and had a great time with him.

My first punt was with a black girl, mid 30's blowjob OW, okay fuck. There were 3 more men trying to shag her.

I then saw another house girl on the bar, nice tits fairly slim blonde girl in the mid 20's. I invited her on the main bed, I licked her pussy and she gave an OWO. BY the time I was ready to shag her, 2 other men were poaching. I managed to shag her missionary and doggy, nice tight pussy and I pop.

The next girl was a Thai girl, slim nice tits, size 8 and great fuck. Great blow job OWO with very nice and thick lips and shag her different positions.

By that time I was in competition with Jerboa as who will have the most pop. Well I surely cannot beat the master and I did not. Jerboa and I were having a very nice wheat beer when a guess approached us wanted to play. She was okay in mid 30's and size 12, nice MILF. Admittedly, I was feeling a bit shy to shag a girl with Jerboa, so I asked him to go on is own. I wanted to shag her later, but her husband came and she left early  :(.

I went to the corner room and I good looking chuby girl with a massive tits, lots of tattoos and piercings was playing. Her partner was fully clothed and watching. I later found out that she is his slave. I fucked her pussy and arse and pop very quickly.

Later on I shagged the Thai girl and thought that she is amazing fuck until Jerboa told me that she is a post op transsexual. 

I then shagged a nice Turkish girl (I think), slim size 8, brunette, nice tits and arse. She was like a duracel bunny shagging hard and for long. I shagged her twice and she made me cum both time. She will let you change position too. Great shag.

I shagged a couple of guess, mostly chubby for the experience. They gave very nice blowjob OWO and were good fuck as they were here to enjoy rather than work. 

It was now nearly 1am and there were very few people in the club including a girl called Alice the Squirter, German. Jerboa and I were chatting her up and were having a banter about film etc... She is a fun girl in mid 20's and quite fit. Jerboa and I had a threesome with her (yeah I was not shy anymore), which was very exciting - but we had no juice left after such a great night.

I had an excellent night, so much shags, free nice alcoholic drinks and free food for £90. I had no problem being non-white there and everyone was very friendly. I never had so much showers in my life before, one after every shag.

Bring your own slippers if you don't want to walk barefoot in the showers or toilet, which were clean by the way.

The next day, I went to Artemis. I initial plan was EW, but Jerboa convinced me to go to Artemis ...
... tbc ...
 

Offline momochan

Great post mate , would have loved to meet you guys for a gangbang , looking forward to your next report.We really should make a date and all go from here to one of these clubs !!!

Offline Sentinal

Great review. On the insomnia galleries, seems like most people are wearing fetish gear, don't see many people with undies and flip flops on. Or is that because there's no pictures of the thursday night gbs?

Offline Steve2

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Nice review. Glad that you enjoyed. It is a great place and Jeboa is good company. The Weiss beer is good too  :drinks:

@ Sentinel. I don't think pics are taken at the Thursday events. Boxers and a towel are the normal dress code

Offline Bring me sunshine

Fantastic review.  Great read thanks for sharing   What a stroke of luck meeting Jerboa too .
Insomnia on Thursdays just sounds the most incredible night , I have twice had to cancel trips to Berlin in last 12 months due to business coming first ( flaky but true ) I am trying somehow to get 2 nights in this amazing city before Christmas cannot see it involving a Thursday though but I have a chance of a Monday and Tuesday , hoping I can still get to enjoy Artemis and 1 other .until such time as it's booked I  shall refrain from asking any advice and continue to enjoy great reviews such as this . Cheers fellas .

Offline Sentinal

It does sound good, only thing that I worry about it's a lot of times the birds don't sound that great, especially the house girls.

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It does sound good, only thing that I worry about it's a lot of times the birds don't sound that great, especially the house girls.

It is a great experience. The house girls are mainly vanilla but by being there  they encourage the swingers to get involved without any pressure.

Offline hsin

On Thu night it's different - not much fetish wear. Just wear your black boxer. The flip flops are only for shower and toilet if you are fussy. I guess on Friday and Sat, you may need your fetish gear not to be the odd one.

Offline hsin

That's right Steve2. Jerboa told me that the enjoyed the Weiss beer with you too!

Offline hsin

I agree that the girls in Insomnia is not Artemis quality, but still great. If you are luck you can have fit guests too. 

Offline Jerboa

A bit of luck meeting you Hsin, was fun having someone to talk to between the action, hopefully I helped you understand how Insomnia works.

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