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[CaptainRoscoe]

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I was almost going to give this review a neutral but then I remembered she time wasted when it came to the comms.

I saw her a few months back, I wanted to see her back in September but she took a "break." When she came back in October, I was eager to see her as I'm an ass man and she was highly recommended.

The comms were initially good, and then when it came to confirming she didn't respond for a few hours and then told me I had to arrive later as she was busy. Usually I'd cancel a bitch like Nino Brown when they mess around with the comms but I was already near Stockwell (I think she may have moved now).

The flat in Stockwell was only around the corner from the station so very easy to get to. She buzzed me in and to be honest, I wasn't physically attracted to her. She had a nice bum but that's where the positives end. To be fair, she also had a nice personality but my dick can't fuck a persona.

So we get onto some OWO. It was good. She deepthroated a few times. Nice and sloppy how I like it. Her pussy was tight and wet. Youth is definitely on her side. I had to stop myself a few times from cumming early. She helped clean me up as well.

Pros: nice ass. Tight wet pussy. Nice personality.

Cons: not my type facially. Messed around with comms.

I'd say if you like tight young pussy and the boat doesn't matter much to you then go ahead but for me personally, it was only her ass that saved me from having a limp dick.

[tristen92]

Face does look rough

[Bassman]

I tried seeing her at kings cross. I didn't see her in the end.

Does she have a belly at all? Her photos seem like she doesn't but what with angles/positions and all that.Still tempted by 'dat ass'.

[CaptainRoscoe]

I tried seeing her at kings cross. I didn't see her in the end.

Does she have a belly at all? Her photos seem like she doesn't but what with angles/positions and all that.Still tempted by 'dat ass'.

To be honest, her body is just above Michelin Man level. It isn't terrible but the camera angles she took are more flattering than she warrants.

[Bassman]

To be honest, her body is just above Michelin Man level. It isn't terrible but the camera angles she took are more flattering than she warrants.

Cheers mate. 

I reckoned that was the case having seen some pics.

May just leave it alone.

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To be honest, her body is just above Michelin Man level. It isn't terrible but the camera angles she took are more flattering than she warrants.

seriously?

shes gone from roughly her profile pics to this (pic below), in just over 2 months?



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[CaptainRoscoe]

seriously?

shes gone from roughly her profile pics to this (pic below), in just over 2 months?



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I did say it was above it. Not as bad but the photos are deceiving.

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I did say it was above it. Not as bad but the photos are deceiving.

To ve fair You say "just" above it like a box of krispy kremes would sway the scale  . Having seen her a couple month ago I'm quite shocked things got that bad so quick.

I'm just waiting for a fluffy to alert her to these comments so she will upload more recent pictures loool

[Bassman]

To ve fair You say "just" above it like a box of krispy kremes would sway the scale  . Having seen her a couple month ago I'm quite shocked things got that bad so quick.

I'm just waiting for a fluffy to alert her to these comments so she will upload more recent pictures loool

When I spoke to her on the phone she was chomping away on some food like her life depended on it lol. But it's a big change from what you describe.

[CaptainRoscoe]

When I spoke to her on the phone she was chomping away on some food like her life depended on it lol.

The defence rest m'lud.

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When I spoke to her on the phone she was chomping away on some food like her life depended on it lol. But it's a big change from what you describe.

I  think It does depend on it... shes claimed to be diabetic     

I Wasn't disputing weight gain....but to fall just short of Michellin  man seemed Abit extreme  for 2month but hey  anythings possible.

Don't forget bassman  it's all about perspective......... need I remind you about that Stacy  of crickle wood incident  a few weeks ago

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But I just realised you say you was her in September which is when myself and punther saw her so your way way off with your call on just short of Michellin man, she looked like her pictures then.

Just refreshed my mind with the video  I filmed lol





However Today though she might well be haha

[CaptainRoscoe]

But I just realised you say you was her in September which is when myself and punther saw her so your way way off with your call on just short of Michellin man, she looked like her pictures then.

Just refreshed my mind with the video  I filmed lol





However Today though she might well be haha

It was in October when she came back from her break. But again, it's all perspective.

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It was in October when she came back from her break. But again, it's all perspective.

apologies I was using my phone when I wrote that and misread your opening statement, but my comment still stands.


Indeed perspective, Its a shame we don't have more reviewers in general, you can bet there is probably at least 25 lurkers reading the forums who have seen her and not bothered to contribute and save other punters some £££.
 

+ the fact OWO now has a £30 surcharge ..... I don't see any reason for any punter to bother seeing her 

[Bassman]

I  think It does depend on it... shes claimed to be diabetic     

I Wasn't disputing weight gain....but to fall just short of Michellin  man seemed Abit extreme  for 2month but hey  anythings possible.

Don't forget bassman  it's all about perspective......... need I remind you about that Stacy  of crickle wood incident  a few weeks ago

Yes her life may depend on it. But I don't know any diabetic who eats like that to get their 'fix' injection or lucozade is the best bet from what I've seen/know. Food is generally to. Are sure sugar levels don't drop later. You don't need to chomp away every other word lol.. I'm no doctor though. Maybe she just eats like that and doesn't thinks it's rude to answer a phone call while choosing down lol.

I remember Stacey lol. But Michelin man level is a pretty standard bench mark across the board lol. Still, she's not been available for a week or so. So may not get to see her this year. If I can be bothered.

[CaptainRoscoe]

apologies I was using my phone when I wrote that and misread your opening statement, but my comment still stands.


Indeed perspective, Its a shame we don't have more reviewers in general, you can bet there is probably at least 25 lurkers reading the forums who have seen her and not bothered to contribute and save other punters some £££.
 

+ the fact OWO now has a £30 surcharge ..... I don't see any reason for any punter to bother seeing her 

I guess I'm just a harsh critic. I try to be as honest as possible. I don't punt that often but when I do, I take looks, comms, performance and price into consideration before giving my verdict. For the amount she's charging against her looks and performance, it would've been borderline neutral. But with the comms and now the extra for OWO, I feel my final verdict is more than justified.
There's just better out there at a more competitive price.

[Bassman]

She is certainly pricey if OWO is your thing.

[CaptainRoscoe]

I guess she's changed her name again to counter the negative feedback. Are they not aware it updates on the message board as well as having the same link? 

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I guess I'm just a harsh critic. I try to be as honest as possible. I don't punt that often but when I do, I take looks, comms, performance and price into consideration before giving my verdict. For the amount she's charging against her looks and performance, it would've been borderline neutral. But with the comms and now the extra for OWO, I feel my final verdict is more than justified.
There's just better out there at a more competitive price.

I agree with you in general, Her only selling points were that she is a british pawg (none of that fake latina stuff), 18 and the owo was wet and sloppy.

Everything beyond that is ropey territory if you need GFE or PSE because she definitely isn't that. 

I'm guessing we have different takes on what just above michelin man means, I'm thinking almost rolls of fat like the picture, and your thinking podgy....which I'd agree with as she was definitely heading that way if she kept popping to that chicken shop downstairs and wasting punters times looooooooooooooool.