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External Link/Members Only Totally boobed at this punt...but thought I had better make sure you chaps don't do the same.
Unfortunately, my balls got the better of my brain. I had been for a legit - very firm - massage with Gem (at Boracay, Edinburgh). She is a sexy girl whose hands tease effectively. Nothing else is on offer...yes, I did try!
Anyway, out I went 90 minutes later feeling totally horny and my balls needing emptied. So, I immediately got my AW app out, did a nearest search and picked Vanessa for my punt to empty the sacks! Five minutes later, I was at the door. Modern appartments off Slateford Road...all looking good. She opened the door, in a t-shirt and knickers, I entered and was led straight through to a bed room...a kid's bedroom. A pair of bloke's boxers lay on the middle of the floor. My head was saying "Leave"...by balls were saying "Remain". No EU Referendum pun intended!
It was very apparent at this point that she could hardly speak any English. In fact I gave up speaking to her. Somehow I just new that this "15 min quickie" was going to be a long 15 minutes. Barely had I lay on the double bed in the skuddy she was fixing rubber on my shaft! The most mechanical blow job ever ensued...so unforgettable to the point that I couldn't cum quick enough to get out of there. OK..it was only £40...but I now I should have and could have done better.
The photos on her site are definitely NOT her. Had I spent more time reading her profile I would have jogged by I suppose, but such was my need rationale deserted me.
You might think that I am being harsh on her by giving her a Negative after my own stupidity, but it was definitely an unpleasant experience with someone who clearly had no English whatsoever. I reckon I could give myself a better blow job...ach, well you are right, probably not. I hope not!
Lesson learned...get my balls emptied before I go back for my next legit massage. Second lesson...read the caption headed Nationality. Bloody Romanian.
