Ok here it goes, had to think hard about this, how honest should you be in a review? Not honest enough and it won’t help people too honest and it may harm the business. I started seeing girls for massage and hand relief about 3 years before I discovered this site. It helped me greatly and I had wished I had joined earlier. But now in the last 6 or so there are a lot of “not so genuine people”, and it does make me wonder what I should reveal. This had me in such a doldrum, I actually wrote a private message to maxblue in the massage forum, but I didn’t send it, it was a message pretty much asking should I say all or should I not.
After much thought and I am sorry of this offends fellow posters but I feel writing the details is better than not, and as there are more genuine posters than not it will help more people I hope.
Review is about the massage place in north shields, details kept vague on purpose.
Was looking for a new massage place and reading another post visited as massage with hand relief was on offer. Going back to Aug 16, Called the number no problems getting an appointment later on that same day , was informed half a hour massage was £30, I asked the lady on the fone if it included hand relief, you would have to ask the girl she said so from experience this was probably a yes. (*I know some posters have said not to ask on the phone, but for me if hand relief is not included then I would rather not go, if you ask politely explain you do not want to waste your or their time and you don’t want to offend them, but please could you confirm if sensual massage is offered then a simple yes or no can be obtained)
Turned up shop looked closed as half the lights were off, and was disappointed looks wise, lady was in her 40’s late 40’s infact. £30 for massage and £20 for hand relief. Massage was piss poor, her hands were like a builders and not much conversation. After doing my back it got very strange, was asked to turn around and she massaged my man boobs for what seemed like eternity. This was not doing anything for me but she was loving it, had a big smile on her face and keep saying ohhh big, I was lost for words but did manage to utter something along the lines of yes I need to lose weight.
Finished myself off as her hands were rough and she was rough with her hands.
Fast forward to last week and tried again as their advert did state new massage, so I was hoping it would be new girl doing the massage.
Called again and was offered an appointment on the same day. £30 for half a hour or £40 for hour, opted for the £40 for the hour.
Turned up and was greeted by a friendly lady in her 40’s, along with what looked like victor meldrew (a fatter version) slouched in the corner. I wanted to walk as I was uncomfortable with an another bloke there, but by the way he was sat you could tell he wasn’t a customer, tried my best no to make eye contact.
I lady took my money and ushered me into the back room, she was ok looks wise nothing special but average. But to my surprise another girl came in to fo the massage, medium long black hair, very slim about a size 6, facially ok about 5”5, certainly the best looking person I had seen there in my visits to date.
That was until she smiled, teeth had seen better days looked like she like a smoke or 2.
Was asked by the first lady if I wanted hard or soft massage, I said soft some taking in Chinese and the other lady left the room.
I undressed and lay facedown on the table, now this is where it I was thinking fuck me. If you imagine playing air guitar, then imaging doing that but with a massage like doing a air massage that was what she was doing. She was skimming my skin with her hands, I realised she took the soft massage for granted, conversation was nil, she was jolly tho lots of smiles lots of sking “ok, ok” but every time I asked about her, work blah blah she was lost. Air massage touching was intimate so I kinda got the instinct more was on offer, but this massage was tickling more than anything else , so I asked if I could turn over.
Same kind of massage continued but with her making deep breathing sounds, I was a bit worried as I thought she was in pain, but then she made the same mothing as popeye made as he ate the spinach with his arms. She was hinting I had strong arms and the breathing was a sign of happiness I suppose. (I don’t have strong arms more fat then muscle), touching continued more around the my favourite area, I asked if I could touch her bum. She looked confused, so I patted her bum to give her a clue and she removed her trousers. Well in for a pound I, she didn’t mind being touched and as the massage.. which was not hand relief progressed she removed her top.
Now I like a deal when I see one but getting a lass to strip and massage you without paying extra seemed to good to be true, I was expecting Jeremy beadle to jump out from under the table with a gotcha!(lucky he didn’t)
She was happy to have her nipples sucked and kissed lightly, I was finished before the time and was reminded I had time left, which was strange again as normally you are pushed out the door 10mins before the times up.
It was easy to tell she hadn’t been doing this long as after wiping me with the baby wipes she was washing them then wiping again with the same wipes, along with this she kept asking if everything was ok, and also she was trying to dress me. in my usual experience I am used to haggling the prices and the service so this time getting everything for free didn’t feel right, it was almost If I had taken advantage of her. I gave her £20 for her services and left.
So to sum up air massage was piss poor, hand relief was fine and very good value for money was 6 out of 10 for looks, long as you ignored the bad teeth, I probably wouldn’t go back as the whole thing just seemed strange.
Reviews been written late so sorry if its messed up and confused people in places,
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