Author Topic: Goddess M - Stockport  (Read 1480 times)


5 review(s) for Brooke's Feet (1 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

taylorp

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Price: £130 for 90 minutes

Comms: No problem. Email responses quick. Calls answered. Arrangements made. Within 15 hours of first contact I was at her door.

Location: Stockport. High rise. Parking was a pain due to road works but eventually found a little empty lot just around the corner.

Flat: Her flat. Her bedroom. Looked lived in. I wasn't really bothered but the place was a bit scruffy.

Girl: Attractive, cute, no complaints looks wise. I thought she was quite fit. Proper scatty though.

Initial meet: For a start she wasn't ready. Said she's had time wasters, so was surprised / pleased that I turned up. Not the best start. Anyway, I had a shower, the light wasn't working, but I managed okay.

Meet: I wanted tease and denial, facesitting / smothering and poppers with a few other things thrown in. I bought rope on the way cos she didn't have any and then I had to show her how to do everything.

Eventually I was tied and we could begin.

Considering she advertises herself as Mistress / Goddess she lacks skills and technique in almost everything.

Facesitting / smothering is supposed to be erotic and sensual, but it was uncomfortable and awkward. Like she's never done it before... even though it's on her likes. In the end I told her to sit to the side as couldn't be bothered explaining how to do it properly.

Nipple play: Strange fumbling technique. Wasn't very erotic. Had to tell her what to do. Wasn't too bad but there was no real playing, she was just going through the motions.

Teasing: Mostly just rubbed her hands over my cock and balls. Again no real technique or playfulness about what she was doing. It seemed to work for the most part, but I've had better, much better.

CBT: She tried to tie my cock and balls up, but again I had to stop her and explain how to do it. Then it was better.

At this point I'd just like to add that she left the room 3 times. And at one point her boyfriend shouted her something and she answered !!!! She apologised, but still. I could also hearing arguing, but couldn't tell where from. It was very stop and start.

Edging: Now, she said she'd done this before, but just seemed to be going through the motions. The edging lasted two stops and I came. She was surprised and stopped as I came, which kind of ruined the orgasm. Then she quickly wiped up which further ruined it as I was still quite sensitive there. (Scatty)

Its fair to say that I struggled to enjoy myself. I had to make myself enjoy it. The noise, the leaving the room and her being scatty was a real distraction and disappointment.

I really don't want to give her a negative cos she is quite lovely in her own scatty way, but I don't think I have a choice. You shouldn't advertise things you can't do.

And to make it worse I paid for 90minutes and was rushed !!! I said "that went fast" and she said "it must have been all the messing with ropes". See how scatty? Never mind that I brought the ropes, I gave them to her and I showed her what to do... and now I was getting time knocked off for it !!! And she was out the room for about 10 minutes of that time.

Look, if she learnt some skills and concentrated on the punter a bit more then she might be quite good, but unfortunately I have no plans to return.

She's getting a neutral. Simply because, in spite of everything, she did do what I asked. She is cute, I found her attractive and she was a nice girl. No attitude whatsoever. So for that she gets a neutral.

taylorp

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What is it with these clearly self-taught "Mistresses"? I suppose you get what you pay for, but £130 plus expenses isn't cheap.

Just switch your phone off and concentrate on the punter. If you did that people would probably come back. Also, watch some BDSM porn or read some literature on it. If you want to be a Mistress then you CANNOT wing it. Experienced punters will see straight through you. Learn techniques, practice with ropes etc etc

If you're not sucking cock or fucking then you have got to be very good at everything else.

Offline Bronn

Thanks for the review buddy  :thumbsup:

I had considered this one, but given your comments and also Nigel F's in his review, I will give her a miss.

I'm not interested in the BDSM stuff at all, it's the erotic/B2B massage thing that I am partial too. I agree with your point that if a girl is going to promote a service on her profile, she should be skilled at it. And I've had a few experiences as well, were this wasn't the case. That's a lot of cash you've handed over for the privilege too.

Cheers,

Bronn

taylorp

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I should've known better. She was advertising as a masseuse a while back. Problem was it was last minute and she replied quickly. The worst part for me was her leaving the room and the shouting. All the other stuff is kinda part of the fun. But yeah, lovely girl, ditsy, but gets away with it cos she's so nice. Too much of a shambles for a repeat visit.

Shoulda went to Siams. Imagine what I'd have got for £130  :dash:

StevenLiverpool

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Price: £130 for 90 minutes

Comms: No problem. Email responses quick. Calls answered. Arrangements made. Within 15 hours of first contact I was at her door.

Location: Stockport. High rise. Parking was a pain due to road works but eventually found a little empty lot just around the corner.

Flat: Her flat. Her bedroom. Looked lived in. I wasn't really bothered but the place was a bit scruffy.

Girl: Attractive, cute, no complaints looks wise. I thought she was quite fit. Proper scatty though.

Initial meet: For a start she wasn't ready. Said she's had time wasters, so was surprised / pleased that I turned up. Not the best start. Anyway, I had a shower, the light wasn't working, but I managed okay.

Meet: I wanted tease and denial, facesitting / smothering and poppers with a few other things thrown in. I bought rope on the way cos she didn't have any and then I had to show her how to do everything.

Eventually I was tied and we could begin.

Considering she advertises herself as Mistress / Goddess she lacks skills and technique in almost everything.

Facesitting / smothering is supposed to be erotic and sensual, but it was uncomfortable and awkward. Like she's never done it before... even though it's on her likes. In the end I told her to sit to the side as couldn't be bothered explaining how to do it properly.

Nipple play: Strange fumbling technique. Wasn't very erotic. Had to tell her what to do. Wasn't too bad but there was no real playing, she was just going through the motions.

Teasing: Mostly just rubbed her hands over my cock and balls. Again no real technique or playfulness about what she was doing. It seemed to work for the most part, but I've had better, much better.

CBT: She tried to tie my cock and balls up, but again I had to stop her and explain how to do it. Then it was better.

At this point I'd just like to add that she left the room 3 times. And at one point her boyfriend shouted her something and she answered !!!! She apologised, but still. I could also hearing arguing, but couldn't tell where from. It was very stop and start.

Edging: Now, she said she'd done this before, but just seemed to be going through the motions. The edging lasted two stops and I came. She was surprised and stopped as I came, which kind of ruined the orgasm. Then she quickly wiped up which further ruined it as I was still quite sensitive there. (Scatty)

Its fair to say that I struggled to enjoy myself. I had to make myself enjoy it. The noise, the leaving the room and her being scatty was a real distraction and disappointment.

I really don't want to give her a negative cos she is quite lovely in her own scatty way, but I don't think I have a choice. You shouldn't advertise things you can't do.

And to make it worse I paid for 90minutes and was rushed !!! I said "that went fast" and she said "it must have been all the messing with ropes". See how scatty? Never mind that I brought the ropes, I gave them to her and I showed her what to do... and now I was getting time knocked off for it !!! And she was out the room for about 10 minutes of that time.

Look, if she learnt some skills and concentrated on the punter a bit more then she might be quite good, but unfortunately I have no plans to return.

She's getting a neutral. Simply because, in spite of everything, she did do what I asked. She is cute, I found her attractive and she was a nice girl. No attitude whatsoever. So for that she gets a neutral.




Great review pal, if I was to criticise anything, it have to be that you used the word scatty far too often

Apart from that, it seems like you wasted £130 but saved us £130

Cheers

taylorp

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Great review pal, if I was to criticise anything, it have to be that you used the word scatty far too often

Apart from that, it seems like you wasted £130 but saved us £130

Cheers


Thanks. And I agree about me over using that word. I thought that after I'd posted it. I usually have a more varied vocabulary, but you know what? If I had to describe the whole experience in one word...