Organic health spa- edgware road walked out

[noone123]

Location: edgware road near the Hilton
Website: External Link/Members Only

Walked in, asked for an hour massage for 50, they showed me to a room, it was disgusting. Hair on the sheet, shower was dirty, I was just not feeling it. I only took my shoes off and was contemplating leaving, then fate struck. I heard someone fart, not a normal fart but an ungodly machine gun and then a mid 40's Chinese last walked in. Asked for my money back and left.

I shall never return, be warned.

[NoHo]

I went recently and found the same  The room was a right mess
When the woman walked in I wasn't that impressed but stuck it out
I thought it was going to be lousy but she was very amusing and good fun
Said she had massaged David Beckham many times
Vixen I think