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External Link/Members OnlyI TOFTT on this one boys, but it was disappointing
Phoned up last week for a same day appointment, which was fine, but she did give me the 3rd degree to confirm that I was white and not local to Clacton. I asked her when I saw her why she didn't put these conditions in her AW profile and she told me it was because a lot of punters lie about these things and she likes to confirm herself! I can see some might lie about where they're from, but I can see a rather large flaw in your plan if you're planning to lie about the colour of your skin...
Comms & logistics all fine - operates out of her own house near a beauty salon. Free parking around the corner and easy to get to.
She looks older that her profile suggests (maybe late 40s) and is definitely bigger than her photos suggest. Frankly, she didn't do it for me at all and I knew immediately sex was off the cards. No problem, we'll do an oral session.
Led upstairs to a spare room with daytime TV blaring out, which I found intrusive, but was told was necessary due to paper thin walls. Started off with some OWO that turned into some overly-vigorous hand pumping of the old boy (we're talking pumping up your bike tyre vigorous!). This didn't work for me at all and decided I'd better stand up and DIY and finished over her tits.
We both knew it was a shit punt, but these things happen. It might work for some other folks out there, but not for me.
It also reinforces my approach of only doing a 15/30min session if I'm TOFTT.
