Four Hands Massage Sheffield – Massive Case of Blue Balls

[BP96]

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My first time here based upon some positive reviews on this site.

Pleasant communications and got in bang on time.

The short blonde one is good looking, the other is probably twice the size but not bad looking.

So I was asked to get ready so got stripped naked, but waited for them to get back in before I lay on the couch. Now this couch is really weird, it has a tiny headrest perhaps designed for small children which left a mark on my face and was causing my mouth to hit this odd metal piece.  The room was large and the ambience, music etc was nice.

What follows is a very synchronised experience where each touch on one side of my body was replicated precisely and exactly on the other side. No words were exchanged at all but they have obviously had plenty of experience. The massage wasn’t firm at all but not so bad apart from the often soft feathery touches were ticklish and I normally never feel tickled during a massage.

Eventually on my back they started taking turns – roughly 30 seconds each – doing their own thing while the other one waited. The short one had really warm hands – healing hands – whereas the tall one’s hands were oddly still cool despite all the oil and rubbing. This continued for around ten minutes or so and my legs were starting to get cold (they should have covered them with a towel). I got the impression they were just filling time because I had a 60 minute booking.

Then they ask me to turn around and the combination of being naked, and warm oil being rubbed on my legs, stomach and chest (but nowhere near my groin) causes Peter to start stirring.

I’m looking forward to this bit, thinking that now finally the synchronised movement, feathery touches, and hot and cold hands can be put to more effective use on my cock.

“We’re done” the little one announces.

“Aren’t you going to do this?” I plaintively ask, pointing to my turgid member.

“No, would you like a shower?”

I am literally lost for words for a while. “In that case I might as well” I reply. They leave the room.

Only 50 minutes have passed since I arrived for my 60 minute appointment.

I take my rapidly deflating organ to a decent enough shower room and in act of pique use more of their shower gel than I would otherwise.

[marksmith1986]

That is certainly an odd experience bp. Normally they would have clarified the type of service at the start so there are no surprises from either parties. Out of curiosity what did they charge u for the hour? Suspect only 40 pounds which is the price without he.

[BP96]

I would have had no issues with them charging extra for HR at the end. I'm used to negotiating a price in the last 15 minutes of the session. As I was a new customer I decided to give them the £40 upfront and left it on the side as I was getting undressed.

[SaneOnes]

This one time a Ukrainian prossie, after a vigorous 10-15 minutes of cowgirl ride (she had her hands on my chest and was riding the fuck out of me), just as I was about to come, she got off of my throbbing hard cock because our 30 minutes booking time was up. She is the hottest looking scumbag ever to "fuck" for money. Oh she is still going by the way.

[Tricks]

I would have had no issues with them charging extra for HR at the end. I'm used to negotiating a price in the last 15 minutes of the session. As I was a new customer I decided to give them the £40 upfront and left it on the side as I was getting undressed.

I suggest the £40 upfront caused a misunderstanding. Normally payment is £50 at the end which includes hand relief. They are not bad girls and would not intentially give a bad service 

[Emptysac]

I went some months ago and did say from the outset I wanted to feel a little lighter by the end.

Very good experience for me and only 50 notes.

Loren is gorgeous but nothing other than a tug available!

[BP96]

All they had to do was ask

[Tricks]

All they had to do was ask

I feel your pain 
Communication both ways has fucked me over many times and continues to do so 

[stevedave]

in act of pique use more of their shower gel than I would otherwise.

Brilliant 

That's made my day already, and it's not even breakfast time yet!

[Tricks]

Brilliant 

That's made my day already, and it's not even breakfast time yet!

Its not the fact that he used more than his fair share of shower gel, Its that he chose to mention it....Brilliant

[Delfrommem]

Funny this. I never came when I saw these pair but they were administering HR. It was as the OP said just too synchronised and impersonal.

That said I went back for a solo with the smaller piece and enjoyed it. May post a little review.

They want to do something about those kind of pumped up Vangelis / Jean Michelle Jarre type playlists they use. Can you really see yourself ejaculatig to a Chariots of Fire soundtrack?

Think weird massage music needs its own thread.

As does abusing the shower gel.