External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyThis is an overdue review (Just been too lazy and partially because I don't want to recall this punt). This took place in late February this year.
Fee & Location:
2 Hour Incall at £240. Holiday Inn just off the M1. Adequate Parking. She was on tour so wasn't expecting much, but the apartment in the hotel was nice. In terms of accessibility, it was okay. Had to navigate some steps, but it wasn't an issue as I walk with crutches. Wheelchair users should notify in advance (at the first point of contact if thats possible), so the WG can sort out a accessible room. It was pretty discrete, I had to enter my car details at the register, but this is done on a machine so virtually no outside contact required. I was given adequate directions through the building on the phone & Zoe met me half way to escort me to the room.
Physical:
Zoe is a tall woman (especially with heels), but she will meet the eye-line of most men. I wouldn't say she is a BBW but she does have some nice curves. Boobs are huge, but not so perky. She is pretty facially, but you can see that it is well-travelled which isn't a bad thing. Her Blue eyes are nice to look at. She was dressed well too.
Services Received:
DFK, OW, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex in Cowgirl & Missionary
Personality:
She was nice to speak to. Understanding and responsive. Has a nice accent too.
The Meeting:
I contacted Zoe through her personal e-mail as I had found her through the (much outdated) TLC Website. Told her about my disabilities, and she was okay with it. So I had set a date with her in Nottingham/Derby as that was the closest location she was touring at (relative to my location). It was a hour and a half drive, but that wasn't a issue as I like driving. The hotel was just off the M1 so not much navigating required, and she escorted me to the room so getting there was fine.
I entered the room and entered the bathroom to freshen up after the drive. As I got on the bed, I handed her the fee and that was sorted. I'm a sufferer of a Spinal-Cord injury, so I had some issues in the trouser department (she was made aware of this), so I had been trialling medications. The current therapy I was on at the time was a combo of cialis & a vacuum pump. So initially I told her that we should give the cialis a chance to work. So we started with some DFK with us side by side, then she proceeded to give me some oral (with a condom), but I could only reach a semi. So I decided I wanted to go down on her. She didn't offer me rimming her as she had certain health concerns/conditions so I just went for her pussy. Now this is the part where my neutral score came from; oral on her. Her vagina did not taste good at all. Now i'm not expecting a garden full of roses, but there was this pungent smell of ammonia. The smell matched the taste. I still soldiered on as I travelled quite a distance and paid a lot for the services, so I wasn't going to back out of my favourite sexual activity; eating the pussy. I was good enough as I made her cum twice (you can feel the tightening of the vagina and the shivering of the body), but I had to sacrifice a lot for it.
This wasn't enough to make the cialis work, so we moved onto the vacuum pump which meant there was a awkward 10 minutes of no sexual activity. Once completed, she got on top to ride me. You could feel the weight, but it was a nice feeling as I have a taste for the 'above average size' women. We kissed & I played with her boobs as she rode me. I also attempted to sex her in missionary, a valiant effort on my part considering my mobility, but I still couldn't finish (because of my disability, not the punt). So I gave up and ended up kissing and cuddling for the last 10-15 minutes. I kissed her goodbye & that was that.
Summary:
Positives:
Good looking for her age, big boobs (although saggy), easy to talk toNegatives:
Very limited services, more suited to the more active punter, Questionable hygiene (maybe it was a bad day, or it was because I was a disabled client so she felt she could let her hair down)
