External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI thought long and hard about whether this should be a neutral or negative and on balance decided on negative
The Pros:
Reasonable comms, English was "OK", happy, smiling lady.
The Location:
Cheltenham (Victoria Street), a small house in a terrace, parking available but a PITA if you have a big car (like I do). The room was a loft room with a slanted ceiling, I was too tall for half the room! And the bed was next to the slant so even kneeling on it would be a challenge.
The lady:
Happy enough BUT (and it was a biggie for me this time) she's gotta be in her forties (at least) and in now way the 23 she says in her profile. Tall for a Thai, bigger build too (size 14 ish).
The service:
I'd requested a massage, OWO and sex. The massage was dreadful, just boring really.. When I turned over she started rubbing away and reached for a condom, I reminded her that I requested OWO but she laughed and said "no - it's better with". Well it damn well wasn't... I have no idea where she got her condoms, but it was the thickes, least sensitive one I've seen/felt in years, like a goddamn inner tube.
Oral skills are...non-existent..
I did manage to get it up so requested doggie, she lubed up and the view was pretty nice, but within moments of entering she started with the "cum now baby"...and didn't bloody stop... she then said her kneew hurt and turned over.. I got a little soft by then and TBH was feeling a bit fed up, so she suggested a HJ.
That was fine, you know as HJs go...
Basically i paid £60 for a posh wank.
I left feeling disappointed..
TBH it's been a crap couple of weeks around here, not sure what's going on, the Asian girls here used to be good..
I decided on negative as she's a lot older than her profile says, she's bigger, doesn't provide the service discussed and couldn't be bothered to take an active part...
