Gents, first TOFTT from me here. Hopefully help you dodge a bullet!
External Link/Members OnlyJust look at that arse and tell me you wouldn't want a go at it! Well if only the reality was as good as that. Sadly, not the case!
So I was out with clients from mid afternoon in town. We've finished, I hadn't. Had a look around where I was at, and couldn't find anyone I liked the look of or who was available (9pm or so). Figured I'd have a look through my hotlist back home, Wimbledon, and pop in on the way back. Mia's been on my hotlist for a while, and despite the War & Peace profile, I figured she was worth a go.
Comms
Called, picked up straight away, and asked for an hour @ 10.30 - No issue there.
Location
Literally next door to Wimbledon Park Station. Bathroom, bedroom both ok.
Looks
So I wasn't overly impressed when she's opened the door, but I was there, it was late, let's just get this over with. As we were in the room, I got a proper eyeful. The pics might well be her, but with the help of photo shop no doubt (and before she got her McDonalds loyalty card).
Facially, ok. But a comfortable size 14. Not the 8/10 she looks on her profile!
I was thinking of cutting it to half an hour when she mentioned she had a mate and would I be interested in her joining. Agreed 140 for the pair for 30mins.
Had a shower, came back in the room and her mate was in there as well. I can't be sure, but this might be her;
External Link/Members OnlyThe girl I saw had a whacking great tattoo on her back, so not 100%. She was marginally better looking, but that's not saying much. Slightly slimmer, but a 12 would be generous. I'd be shocked if either of them were less than early to mid 30's!
Action
Crap. At no point was there any interaction between the two.
Very quickly found out kissing was no more than pecks with Mia. Her mate was slightly more forthcoming. Stood up with Mia whilst girl 2 started the OWO (was ok). On to the bed and more OWO. Motioned for girl 2 to 69 for some DATY. Seemed to enjoy it, but fingers were swiftly removed. Same for Mia when I tried that with her as well.
Mia on top whilst I did my best to get a mouthful of tit and some FK from girl 2. Mia asked if I wanted to change position after about 5mins (clearly those Big Macs have taken their toll). Doggy followed and to be honest I was getting bored. Told girl 2 to assume the position and had a go at her. We've been at it for around 20mins now and I wasn't going to cum like this.
Jumped off laid back on the bed and asked for more OWO to finish me off. No. Got the lube out and started a pretty shit HJ. I'm pissed off with them (and myself) now so taken hold of the old chap to do it myself. Mia's rammed her tits in my face, more to stop me sucking on them than for pleasure I'd say. And eventually I've cum.
They cleaned me up, had another shower and gone home with that feeling Pornhub would've been a better option!
In summary, a lacklustre performance from a pair of very average looking, slightly overweight 30 somethings.
I won't be going back.