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Offline sj0901

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Paid £120 for an hour at roughly 8pm, almost certain i was the last one of the day and felt it during the punt at times.

Was feeling horny and had a day off work and so got out of the house, took a train to London Bridge and walked to see Joanna. Communication was fine, all via text, no issues. About a 10 minute walk from London Bridge and I was there. Text her when i was downstairs and came down to let me in due to broken intercom. Was pleasantly surprised, looked very casual but could tell she had a figure and was getting excited.

Went inside and was offered shower, which I took. Came out to find her in bra and thong looking very sexy lying on the bed and got immediately hard with the towel. Asked for the money and looked very tired and a bit disinterested which concerned me. Went away to put money away and came back took clothes off, slightly annoying as I like to undress the girl.

I noticed very quickly kissing wasn't happening, tried and got turned away and got no more than five seconds when i tried throughout the punt. She started with OWO, which was okay but very shallow on the tip, used her hand to pretend she was going down all the way. After 5 mins she put the mac on for round 1 and gave a much better an improved ow briefly before I opted to go behind. Before then I brought her over to my side to kiss when i was aware i wasn't getting much kissing let alone french. Opted in stead for the nipples, but she stopped me again saying they're sore and to be careful, which i was but didn't give me any pleasure in truth. Got frustrated so decided to bang. Initially I noticed she was extremely tight, which made me happy but then I also had an unpleasant smell from behind which was off putting and made me be very cautious how close i was getting close to her and quickly came.

After I came she went out of the room to dispose of condom, and returned to give me a back massage, tried to make convo but didn't get a lot back.Surprisingly things changed after the massage, which lasted about 5 minutes. She cleaned her hands and came back in more cheery mood and we spoke about what she did away from escorting which led nicely to OWO round 2, again was very basic and not deep enough. She does have a tongue piercing which did made an interesting introduction from time to time.

Soon went for round 2, this time mish, and again very tight and she locked her legs tight imo to make sure i wasn't coming out anytime soon and to make me cum quicker. But she was making the right noises which made me think otherwise and she was actually getting into it, not sure. Would've loved to have sucked on nipples or kissed her during mish but knew it wasn't happening.

After I came, she asked if i wanted a shower, which i found strange as there was potentially 15-20 minutes left and I was told text was unlimited even if it'd be a struggle to do for a 3rd round. Had a quick shower and she came across very friendly after, which i found strange, and we had good banter whilst i got changed. When i left she gave a prolonged kiss on the lips, which confused the hell out of me why i didn't get it during the punt.

I have only ever punted with foreign girls, i understand she was Polish. I think I'll give an english girl next go, pay the extra £20-30 quid in the hope communication will be better and no awkwardness of language barrier (only a slight few issues with this one).

I have given this a neutral and i can imagine a few of you will see this as a negative but I guess was a punt of two halves which gives it a neutral but definitely not a strong positive for sure.

I wouldn't return and in truth wouldn't personally recommend.

Any questions, feel free to ask guys.

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Thanks for this review. Much like you, I am in my infancy in this punting world but I think less than average sums this up.

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Thanks for the detailed review and confirms the lack of FK in Matrix's review.

It really doesn't sound a £120ph service, IMO.

I noticed very quickly kissing wasn't happening...

OWO, which was okay but very shallow on the tip, used her hand to pretend she was going down all the way...

Opted in stead for the nipples, but she stopped me again saying they're sore and to be careful...
then I also had an unpleasant smell from behind...

After I came, she asked if i wanted a shower, which i found strange as there was potentially 15-20 minutes left
:thumbsdown:

When i left she gave a prolonged kiss on the lips, which confused the hell out of me why i didn't get it during the punt.

It's amazing how some of these East European girls suddenly perk up at the end of the punt after a lifeless performance for an hour - or often less even if you book that long.

It's a mixture of relief that the "ordeal" is over and a late attempt to try to entice you back - plus you were possibly the last poor sod of the day.
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