jessforyou soham /haverhill

[3002steve]

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just crap really- shouldve walked but was horny

shes now advertising soham , i visited at haverhill

the house stunk of animals  , jess has a tired body for a young girl , saggy belly and droopy boobs , sort of girl you would find on a rough housing estate maybe , had several large ish tats as well

i asked for oral , which wasnt great so i tried to direct her onto a handjob , couldnt really follow directions and it was just going through the motions to get me out the door , little eye contact or chat , no skills in pleasing a man , seemed misrible and unintrested

cannot reccomend in anyway -VERY POOR

[BillLade]

Hi steve ,

i joined uk punting just to write this as i found your review a little in accurate,

now i do agree with you in some parts so i shall start with those

i visited jessforyou in Soham address, now i agree she is no spring chicken and believe she is the age she stated and her body was voluptuous , in some peoples opinion this isn't the required taste , however like myself i cant stand skin and bone and prefer real meat to grab , i would say she was a size 12-14 which for me was perfect as it was very fun in doggy bouncing off of .

In regards to the accommodation, i couldn't fault it as i walked in i was met by jess in some sexy lingerie in a freshly painted hall way with laminate flooring , she then proceeded to direct me into the bedroom which had fresh new purple carpet with purple painted walls smelt pleasent and there was candles burning which i found very relaxing .

i spent half hour with jess and found that everything she offered on her likes list was available , this included , french kissing - hand play (fingering) - uncovered oral both ways -  safe sex - safe anal , so in my opinion she gave me the true gfe which alot of service providers do not the only thing was missing was cim but was happy for me to finish on her face or tits

i personally would recommend this lady to anyone who has a fetish for the naughty housewife type or girl next door

bill

[socks]

Jess, when you post on UKP you have to use your AW name. That said it's also best when posting if you write in the first person when discussing yourself rather than the the third. Finally I'd recommend UKE (ukescorting.com) rather than UKP for the type of post you've made. You see touting isn't allowed here but on the sister UKE site it's positively encouraged. 

[BillLade]

hi socks

i am by no means jess if thats what your implying my name is bill and im a service user i visited jessforyou yesterday after reading the first review , call me a fool but i wanted to learn for myself if she was really that bad as all of her reviews on aw are positive , so i guess the only true way of telling is to pay a visit , i wanted to see if the gfe she boasted had any truth behind it , which to my delight did.

anywho after visiting i found the review given was slightly unfair , so i just updated it with my experience as i thought that what this site is for ? to share experiences on service providers ?  to further warn service users on what the will or will not experience i hope my insight helped

if im doing something wrong by all means delete it thanks

bill

[sxman]

In regards to the accommodation, i couldn't fault it as i walked in i was met by jess in some sexy lingerie in a freshly painted hall way with laminate flooring , she then proceeded to direct me into the bedroom which had fresh new purple carpet with purple painted walls smelt pleasent and there was candles burning which i found very relaxing .

Honestly who remembers that and no bloke would say that "purple painted walls smelt pleasant and candles burning which I found relaxing" seriously.

[BillLade]

Honestly who remembers that and no bloke would say that "purple painted walls smelt pleasant and candles burning which I found relaxing" seriously.

i do?

i can see that this website is full of argumentative people already i just joined to post a review , i think i shall swiftly leave , by the way unlike some i can remember what i was doing yesterday and i was just saying it as i saw it are you really all that small minded come on

[socks]

Give it up Jess. Your use of commas and little i's is such a giveaway, as it's just the same on your AW profile. Not to mention how you write and what you write about, as has already been pointed out 

Honestly I'm trying to help. Your best bet is to ignore UKP and go join UKE. The east board there is crap at the moment and you could really boost it and drive lots of business your way.

Conversely a continued protest on here will grow you a crap reputation and business will drop.

[CatBBW]

Surely Bill is the same person as the OP? Same use of weird spacing and commas, no apostrophes, and lower case "i".

Although why they would post a neg and then argue back against themselves 2 months later, I don't know (bumping to advertise?).

[vt]

Bill is so obviously Jess...it stands out a mile! 

Keep burning those scented candles to mask the doggy smell, Jess!! 

[davidac]

Honestly who remembers that and no bloke would say that "purple painted walls smelt pleasant and candles burning which I found relaxing" seriously.

I always check out if the wall paint is fresh and if the carpet is new when I'm checking out a girl's arse.. seriously! 😂

[Neal69]

Link to this Thread.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15226.0

I rest my case.

N

[Jessforyou]

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just crap really- shouldve walked but was horny

shes now advertising soham , i visited at haverhill

the house stunk of animals  , jess has a tired body for a young girl , saggy belly and droopy boobs , sort of girl you would find on a rough housing estate maybe , had several large ish tats as well

i asked for oral , which wasnt great so i tried to direct her onto a handjob , couldnt really follow directions and it was just going through the motions to get me out the door , little eye contact or chat , no skills in pleasing a man , seemed misrible and unintrested

cannot reccomend in anyway -VERY POOR

hey Steve

very sorry that you had a bad experience when visiting me babe

please understand at the time i was very new to doing this and wasn't fully experienced x

when you visited me in my Haverhill property the carpets most definitely smelt I agree I did try to clean

themthe best I could but really and truly the carpets needed replacing something the landlord refused

to do at the time so I can only apologise x

In regards to my body and service I know I'm not the slimmest and being size 12 isn't for everyone but

what I have changed since the Haverhill days is I now offer full GFE to give a better experience

hopefully x

And I am operating out of a much better looked after private address in Soham that I have only

recently decorated myself xx

P.S Thanks Bill glad you had a nice time x

P.P.S Neal69 I have no idea who Sexykelly345 is I don't see how that relates to me? therefore I'm

reporting the post x

[James999]

hey Steve
very sorry that you had a bad experience when visiting me babe
please understand at the time i was very new to doing this and wasn't fully experienced x

Pretty crap excuse, the reality is you've clearly been around the block a few times and are not some shiny new 18 year old virgin, his main gripe seems to be the fact that your place was a shit hole and you were as rough as fuck, neither have anything to do with "being new"

Hope that helps 

[Jessforyou]

Pretty crap excuse, the reality is you've clearly been around the block a few times and are not some shiny new 18 year old virgin, his main gripe seems to be the fact that your place was a shit hole and you were as rough as fuck, neither have anything to do with "being new"

Hope that helps 

Ok totally accept that but all I can do is apologise and since then i have learnt better ways of

presenting myself and my new property in the interest of clients visiting like anything in life its a learning

curve

all the same in recent light at my new property I have had nothing but good feedback via the AW
 
system

but upon reading this review I felt it best to apologise for the booking made xx

[James999]

but upon reading this review I felt it best to apologise for the booking made

How about offering th eguy a refund to show your "genuine concern" 

[Jessforyou]

How about offering th eguy a refund to show your "genuine concern" 

Yes a brilliant idea if 3002steve would like to contact me I will refund you

Jess x

[socks]

...and fessing up to your earlier use of a false profile?

[Neal69]

Or even fessing up to this.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21059.msg413759;topicseen#msg413759

Maybe its time you stopped Kelly/Jess

N

[Simplysimon]

Have met with Jess myself and can state that the girl I saw was not the lady known as Kelly , and as far as the punt went it was in the days before GFE was offered and found it a bit mechanical , but I fully intend to visit her in Soham soon and will leave my honest feedback on here when I do

[Jessforyou]

Or even fessing up to this.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21059.msg413759;topicseen#msg413759

Maybe its time you stopped Kelly/Jess

N

As explained beforehand that isn't me and will once more report you for the post Neal69

[Neal69]

Report away Kelly.

I tremble with fear.

SS.

I beg to differ.

The only way you could say for sure is if you have punted with both profiles.

I have punted with one and left a negative to warn other punters, and have recognised the other.

N

[James999]

As explained beforehand that isn't me and will once more report you for the post Neal69

Admin will have read your post and made his decision, repeatedly reporting the smae matter and telling him what to do is unlikely to get the desired effect you demand, you've been here five minutes and made 4 posts and two reports, you come accross as a fucking whinger 

[Simplysimon]

Report away Kelly.

I tremble with fear.

SS.

I beg to differ.

The only way you could say for sure is if you have punted with both profiles.

I have punted with one and left a negative to warn other punters, and have recognised the other.

N

Apologies if I am mistaken , I'm basing my comment on only having met with Jess and the pictures that were on Kelly's profile (when it was active), which IMHO was not the same lady .
But as I said it is only my opinion and I have been wrong before

[Spocks_Ears]

Looks like there's been another name change - say hello to Katetooplease!


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[Watts.E.Dunn]

Sod that, why should i pay for credits just to to see her pic's?

[cambridgepunter]

hey Steve

very sorry that you had a bad experience when visiting me babe

please understand at the time i was very new to doing this and wasn't fully experienced x

when you visited me in my Haverhill property the carpets most definitely smelt I agree I did try to clean

themthe best I could but really and truly the carpets needed replacing something the landlord refused

to do at the time so I can only apologise x

In regards to my body and service I know I'm not the slimmest and being size 12 isn't for everyone but

what I have changed since the Haverhill days is I now offer full GFE to give a better experience

hopefully x

And I am operating out of a much better looked after private address in Soham that I have only

recently decorated myself xx

P.S Thanks Bill glad you had a nice time x

P.P.S Neal69 I have no idea who Sexykelly345 is I don't see how that relates to me? therefore I'm

reporting the post x

dont worry even though you were a little quiet during our meet. i found your oral pretty good and you made me cum alot which is what i needed.

[cambridgepunter]

she was quiet during our meet in soham but i enjoyed the oral and the climax was good allowing me to cum all over her tits. not the best time but defo not the worst. could defo become a really good punt with more experience

[SaneOnes]

I'm guessing you're the previously banned OP? Did you get your refund that she offered? Or have you had any more earth-shattering visits to hers since then? All valid questions as you have just bumped a dying thread.