Kensington, and a fine derriere

[naughtygarcon]

Gents,
I will be in Kensington tomorrow afternoon for work.
Aftwerwards I am hoping to visit a girl, perhaps high end, with a cracking, hour glass derriere.
Can you help? The best I have so far is Yasmina from Maxes.
Am sure there are a fair few in that part of town, so grateful for your pointers.
NG. 

[skittlecoke]

Could you please post a link to Yasmina from Maxes? Thanks

[PLeisure]

External Link/Members Only 

[undercoverpunter]

Gents,
I will be in Kensington tomorrow afternoon for work.
Aftwerwards I am hoping to visit a girl, perhaps high end, with a cracking, hour glass derriere.
Can you help? The best I have so far is Yasmina from Maxes.
Am sure there are a fair few in that part of town, so grateful for your pointers.
NG.

You might wanna read this thread before proceeding with Yasmina

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64288.0

[naughtygarcon]

Have read the wiki. It doesn't answer the question. Hence why I asked! Any thoughts?

[PLeisure]

Have read the wiki. It doesn't answer the question. Hence why I asked! Any thoughts?

Did you miss this part? It's fairly self-explanatory...

"Looks: what type of woman turns you on? (Words like 'hot' and 'sexy' don't help- you need to be specific - some guys really do fancy Dawn French.)
Services required: state what is essential for you (e.g. OWO, CIM, etc.)
Budget: state how much you can afford to pay and for how long (e.g. an hour, half an hour?)"

[naughtygarcon]

I don't think I used the words "sexy" or "hot", did I? You sanctimonious tosser.

No, I said I was looking for a girl with a nice arse and an hour-glass figure. That is sufficiently precise.

Budget is flexible.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Maybe you could write up some reviews that are more than a one sentence name drop that make you sound like their pimp, then people may be more helpful towards you

[Steely Dan]

I don't think I used the words "sexy" or "hot", did I? You sanctimonious tosser.

No, I said I was looking for a girl with a nice arse and an hour-glass figure. That is sufficiently precise.

Budget is flexible.

He was trying to help and you call him names? FFS.  I wont help you until you say sorry to him, but just so others understand there are 1000+ escorts which meet this criteria. These two  for example:
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and some guys on this board like them (note the linked reviews).  Both in Kensington.

here are 19 more that meet the criteria
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If you don't tell us why these are no good we cant help you. As well as looks, you need to describe more (service price etc) or all we can give is a link to lists or to all reviews.  9600 reviews this year, half positive.  20%+ in London.  You just got to narrow it down.  Do you go into a perfume shop and say I just want a great perfume?  Do you go into a fine restaurant and just order 'great food'? (Hint.  No)

And I bet no one will help you if you don't apologise to the kind person who initially choose to help.

[James999]

I don't think I used the words "sexy" or "hot", did I? You sanctimonious tosser.

No, I said I was looking for a girl with a nice arse and an hour-glass figure. That is sufficiently precise.

Budget is flexible.

You do sound a right twat, no offence and all that.... 

[PLeisure]

You sanctimonious tosser.

What are you so sensitive about - other than the fact you're not operating at a standard level of intelligence 

The Wiki - links below on all UKP pages, obviously for a reason - is the best resource you have for the punting experience. Take the time to read it and you may just prevent yourself from asking rookie questions. You'll find that the forum is more than willing to share their knowledge. But,as the Wiki explains, you need to demonstrate you've put in some legwork first.
Ready to grow up... ?