After a couple of good reviews, I thought I'd give Aphrodite a try, I wish hadn't.
Let's get the good stuff out of the way:
-Very good comms, especially for a last minute punt at a couple of hours notice or so, all done by text
-Convenient and safe location, about 10 minutes walk from the Camden Town tube (I believe it's nearer to Camden Road overland)
-Nice enough flat, clean, easy to find, bathroom is a bit small though
-It's her in her AW photos, but either taken 10 years ago or heavily shopped or both
-Inexpensive
-Didn't ask for money up front
The punt:
I booked half a half hour, early evening appointment and turned up a couple of minutes late due to nightmares on the tube. I apologised and she was cool with it. Down some steps to her basement flat and she let me in wearing a lingerie/teddy number and looked pretty good, if older than her profile. Brief chat then I asked to take a shower. All this time she been standing side-on in front of a full-length mirror looking at herself and striking poses - a little irritating, but hey-ho.
Took the shower, came out and she was still strutting in front of the mirror, prancing from one foot to the other like a narcissistic dressage pony. It was starting to grate now, as she was clearly more interested in herself. She removed the teddy and the body underneath was disappointing. Arse is starting to sag, boob job is either old or badly done, to the point that's she's got some double-bubble effect going on, along with daft tattooed areolae.
Started with OWO - not too bad, not rushed, no teeth - then everything else was going through the motions - cowgirl, light FK, RO, mish. All interspersed with stupid squeaks and squeals which, for some reason, really pissed me off. I just wanted to nut and go, by this stage, which I did. In and out in 25 mins.
Price paid - £70 for half an hour
It's a neutral because she did nothing wrong really, just not for me
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